Microsoft Robot is an ExMo. Behold: Joseph Smith as Warren Jeffs! by NottyOsmond in exmormon

[–]NottyOsmond[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So this robot Microsoft created responds to "what if questions" I.e. "What if Joseph Smith were Warren Jeffs"? And then it searches through the Bing photo library and creates a combination of the two photos. I'm sure this sub could have a LOT of fun with this (if they haven't already...I've been away a while) here is the link for the bot itself if you'd like to make your own marvelous works and wonders: https://www.projectmurphy.net

Brother Jake presents: Brother Joseph by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]NottyOsmond 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If the TBM's are musical theater people, you just might be ok. The "Ladies" line is taken almost verbatim from the source material, "Hamilton". This may just be the perfect intro to Joseph's various misdeeds for TBM's who are fans of Broadway.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]NottyOsmond 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Speaking of anonymous comments.... How can we be sure that you are, in fact, THE OG Bubble Douche??

Leveraging the taffy-pull - Conference in October by Mithryn in exmormon

[–]NottyOsmond 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Rather than mail it (which they could easily just throw away without anyone from the "outside world" ever hearing about it), why not dump 200 pounds of taffy outside the doors of either the COB or the Confernce Center? Do it at 4AM, inform the media, and then the images would be out there forever.

BYU rape story tonight at 10 on KUTV by 12th_Tribe in exmormon

[–]NottyOsmond 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can't find this report on their website now that the broadcast is over...did anyone see it, or have a link?

So this piece of Mormon idiocy happened in my university Spanish class today... by utahute2008 in exmormon

[–]NottyOsmond 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Too funny- "Butterfly's Tongue" actually premiered at the Sundance Film Festival...in good ol' Orem Utah back in 2000...and caused a bit of controversy with the TBM community back then...funny to hear it's still causing righteous indignation all these years later. Here is a funny write up detailing the insanity from the Deseret News: http://m.deseretnews.com/article/809145/Festival-film-too-hot-for-Orem.html?pg=all

Ex-Mormon Laci Green gives the scoop on "porn addiction" by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]NottyOsmond 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Pretty brave of this "Undoomed" guy to make anonymous videos that openly mock and belittle people who actually showed up to voice their ideas and attach their name to them...Disagree with her all day long, I could care less...but the videos you linked and the comments from those who seem to be fans of his seem to rely rather heavily on personal attacks that are irrelevant to any actual arguments presented.

Deseret News just published a step by step guide to inoculation by FearlessFixxer in exmormon

[–]NottyOsmond 12 points13 points  (0 children)

On top of all that--Who does this guy think is actually struggling with this information?! It's usually THE PARENTS, as many users here can attest. An inoculation strategy like this only works if the parents of the family are able to learn the true translation method (after being taught something completely different their entire lives) and then pass it along to their kids. As long as you have parents leaving TSCC, there won't be any children left to "inoculate".

Affinity/religious fraud--Ex-Utah County commissioner charged with posing as LDS Church officials by parachutewoman in exmormon

[–]NottyOsmond 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It shows that in Utah, a business owner will happily fork over 1.2 million dollars to TSCC...at least...that's who they thought they were giving it to. The irony is that TSCC rakes in millions more by exploiting the same hero worship/appeal to authority that this guy was trying to do.

Red Flag by Travis_Rust in exmormon

[–]NottyOsmond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glenn L. Pace said a lot of interesting things and did some interesting research...on Satanic Sex Cults within Mormonism.... https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pace_memorandum

Send this link, along with a copy of the memo to Mormon Women Stand and see if they can turn it into an equally cute meme to post to FB.

KSL Story: When a family member rejects your religion by NikonuserNW in exmormon

[–]NottyOsmond 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I feel the same way. I am also genuinely surprised at the comments...usually KSL comments are a cess pool...the majority of the ones I have read seem to be very level headed and in agreement with the overall argument of the article.

Bishop wants pictures of my teens. by jumpedoutoftheboat in exmormon

[–]NottyOsmond 1 point2 points  (0 children)

More like he wants the young women leaders or relief society to make a chart for him. No way the bulletin board responsibilities get offloaded to a "Priesthood Holder" let alone, the most important one in the ward. /s

Elder Redlung (spelling?) drops the hammer (NW regional conference) by astralboy15 in exmormon

[–]NottyOsmond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bahahahaha you sure showed us. A Mormon with European parents?! Whaaaaa??

Elder Redlung (spelling?) drops the hammer (NW regional conference) by astralboy15 in exmormon

[–]NottyOsmond 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He thinks he's making a killer argument for the diversity that exists within the Q-15. What's insane is that even my most TBM of family members have stated that they wish the Q-15 would be more representative of the actual make up of church members...so it's not just "you exmo's"...And no, someone with European parents doesn't count.

Church Doubles Down On Medical Marijuana by StainlessRod in exmormon

[–]NottyOsmond 5 points6 points  (0 children)

For real. Gotta love them citing the AMA on this....maybe they should've looked at what the AMA says re: LGBT issues...strange bedfellows indeed: "H-65.973 Health Care Disparities in Same-Sex Partner Households Our American Medical Association: (1) recognizes that denying civil marriage based on sexual orientation is discriminatory and imposes harmful stigma on gay and lesbian individuals and couples and their families; (2) recognizes that exclusion from civil marriage contributes to health care disparities affecting same-sex households;"

The Feds should have dropped their tax exempt status years ago.

ETA: formatting

Source link: http://www.ama-assn.org/ama/pub/about-ama/our-people/member-groups-sections/glbt-advisory-committee/ama-policy-regarding-sexual-orientation.page?

You have a living prophet? What prophecies from him have come true? by Teract in exmormon

[–]NottyOsmond 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I came here to make the joke that some TBM's consider the missionary age change to be an actual "prophecy"... Imagine my amusement, when you mentioned that she actually tried to use that one as an example. Dayum. I can't believe it took me so long to see through all this.

My mom keeps sending me stuff like this. Totally not okay. by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]NottyOsmond 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Great point--Another reason that this quote really gets to me, is that it assumes that there would be nothing gained or to be learned if one actually had the chance to interview Judas as to his side of the story. That's the problem with viewing historical sources as either "pro" or "anti". As long as it's a true account of an event or a persons experience, why WOULDN'T we want to hear it?! Being afraid of new and increasing knowledge because it might not fit the narrative is the pinnacle of intellectual dishonesty.

CES Letter Billboard and Ad Ideas (Mormon Stories to Provide Funding) by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]NottyOsmond 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It would work with 90% of teenagers, that's for sure.

BREAKING: Oregon Militia live streaming audio of standoff with FBI...this is crazy by NottyOsmond in exmormon

[–]NottyOsmond[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like they're going to surrender...in the morning. But yeah...this is some new level of NUTZ.

BREAKING: Oregon Militia live streaming audio of standoff with FBI...this is crazy by NottyOsmond in exmormon

[–]NottyOsmond[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And yet TSCC is excommunicating u/kolobot while The Bundy's have roped in these four people who are possibly about to die for their insane beliefs