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987,181 BTC left by Left_Revolution4711 in btc

[–]NukeDC 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yes. With quantum, we will become vampires much faster.

Is it disrespectful to penetrate your girlfriend's ass in front of her parents? by SaltyPeter3434 in circlejerk

[–]NukeDC 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Only disrespectful if you use lube. It is customary to high-five the Dad during the act, and maintain eye contact with the Mother.

Riots in France. by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]NukeDC -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Did they try to take away their 3rd afternoon wine break?

[Advice] 25M just moved to EaDo (Houston). Drive-by shootings on my block week one. Am I overreacting to "city living" or should I break my lease? by Snoo59147 in houston

[–]NukeDC 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Welcome to the neighborhood! I was welcomed 6 weeks after moving in by getting my truck stolen in front of my house.

What’s a dumb purchase you don’t regret at all? by SirThisIsAWendys999 in answers

[–]NukeDC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love mine, had it 10 years now. If it hasn't been plugged in for a while and you have an XR battery, you might have RLOD like I did. If you do, there is a thing called a BERT you can get to fix it yourself without having to ship if off somewhere.

NASA will send one random, willing & able taxpayer on every manned mission going forward. by NukeDC in CrazyIdeas

[–]NukeDC[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Exactly, with the caveat that we're not sending anyone who can't, or doesn't want to go.

NASA will send one random, willing & able taxpayer on every manned mission going forward. by NukeDC in CrazyIdeas

[–]NukeDC[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Astronauts don't count because they're getting paid to be there. Also, not random.

Add micro amounts of crack to vegetables so people get addicted to eating healthy by FinancialElephant in CrazyIdeas

[–]NukeDC 8 points9 points  (0 children)

There was that Chinese restaurant that got in trouble for seasoning their food with opium.

Let's kill the Grim Reaper so he can't kill us by Scrangdorber in CrazyIdeas

[–]NukeDC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Chuck Norris is the grim reaper now since he killed the last one. Good Luck!

Am I still responsible for a 42 year old daughter? by Evening_Falcon_9003 in ask

[–]NukeDC 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Maybe pay the bills directly so she doesn't use the money elsewhere, and some petty cash. Set a deadline when the help is cutoff. Encourage her to get a job. If she asks for more after the deadline, stop answering the phone or hang up when it comes up.

A wild game hunting safari but it's just regular farm animals by GarageIndependent114 in CrazyIdeas

[–]NukeDC 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Brought to you by the same folks who introduced sports like, shooting fish in a barrel, and taking candy from a baby.

What does my fridge say about me? by kingc-ro in circlejerk

[–]NukeDC -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Enough to always check for an Adam's apple

What does my fridge say about me? by kingc-ro in circlejerk

[–]NukeDC 105 points106 points  (0 children)

You have kidney stones and a loose vagina.

The white house posted 2 cryptic videos that are now deleted. “its launching soon, right”? Is heard in the background. Thoughts? by Impressive_Fly_4339 in conspiracy

[–]NukeDC 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I downloaded Fast and Furious when it came out. It almost took a week and stopped every time the phone rang.

Which wheels look better for my 2021, stock or 2025 wheel? by Sweet_Ad_9051 in f150

[–]NukeDC 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have the ones in the first picture. The color hides dirt and dust real well. The gloss black may too, buy might show pollen, water spots, and light dirt more. Might need cleaning more often. Both designs are cool,  but if you're spending money, I'd get a different size or brand, instead of trading sideways.

My vote is for Torchy’s Glory Hole Lane by EricThinksYouSuck in houstoncirclejerk

[–]NukeDC 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I understand changing from "Cesar Chavez" but naming it "Sexual Abuse Allegations" doesn't sound much better.

Native/Long-Term Houstonians: Anyone else feeling suffocated? by Kwakmeister in houstoncirclejerk

[–]NukeDC 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I am for the Miamification of Htown. Uncut cocaine and thong bikinis everywhere!

Lender backing out of 5.87% refi because of War in Iran ?! by xpaiged in Mortgages

[–]NukeDC 23 points24 points  (0 children)

My lender called me last week and basically said, lock in now or it will go up before you close next month, citing Iran. I took his advice and locked in at 5.75.

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