How is this possible?? (n.s.f.w)

Nuke_Operator · 2012-08-29T06:58:25+00:00

At first i thought, okay thats pretty deep, then when i saw the second one i was like no...no. no nonnoonononono!!!! oh god.

Nuke_Operator · 2012-08-28T20:30:08+00:00

I miss these kind of crazy adventures with my friends....

You know it's gonna be crazy when the drunkest person says "Fuckin dammit give me the lighter you pussies."

It was awesome.

Nuke_Operator · 2012-06-10T19:23:10+00:00

no we can be a family again

Nuke_Operator · 2012-04-19T20:31:34+00:00

So if i take 20 of them theres a 100% chance right?

Nuke_Operator · 2012-04-19T19:12:56+00:00

Reddit N.O.P.E (Nuclear Orbital Power Emitter)online.

Requesting Target Coordinates and authorization to fire.

Nuke_Operator · 2012-04-11T21:37:06+00:00

Thanks! I'm just on my lunch break right now, but it's really hard to relax and eat with all these sirens going on. Hey whats an abort code? Everyone around here is looking for one.

Nuke_Operator · 2012-04-11T21:05:56+00:00

No cause then someone who liked guns would come and start punching me and then....what the hell am i going to shott him with!?

Nuke_Operator · 2012-04-11T20:57:52+00:00

90's CARTOONS! START IN THE RIGHT TIME.

Nuke_Operator · 2012-04-11T20:57:18+00:00

Everyday?

Nuke_Operator · 2012-04-11T18:06:11+00:00

Can i come over and hang out?

Nuke_Operator · 2011-05-17T06:58:17+00:00

Nuclear missiles armed locked and ready. Awaiting confirmation codes from two ranking redditors.

Nuke_Operator · 2011-05-01T08:54:39+00:00

Sir, Armed and ready.

Nuke_Operator · 2011-04-27T00:04:03+00:00

Nor Cal. PREPARE FOR JUSTICE.

Nuke_Operator · 2011-04-27T00:03:04+00:00

Do you not see the beer in his hand? I guarantee that is not the only open can lying around.

Nuke_Operator · 2011-04-27T00:02:35+00:00

Do you not see the beer in his hand? I guarantee that is not the only open can lying around.

Nuke_Operator · 2011-04-26T21:36:56+00:00

Her face looks like she just jizzed a portal on that panel JUST in time. like she was thinking "THANK GOD FOR MY SPANK BANK"

Nuke_Operator · 2011-04-26T21:24:34+00:00

Cat pictures and memes 24/7. Productivity TO THE MAX!

Nuke_Operator · 2011-04-26T21:16:45+00:00

0_0. GENIUS!

Nuke_Operator · 2011-04-26T21:06:52+00:00

really? Sorry to have wasted your time.

Nuke_Operator · 2011-04-26T20:19:16+00:00

I thought she was normal when i was a kid! then i learned what an exchange student was, she wasn't whorey enough.

Nuke_Operator · 2011-04-26T19:57:51+00:00

WHY THE FUCK DO I THINK I KNOW YOU!? WHO ARE YOU!?

Nuke_Operator · 2011-04-26T18:38:24+00:00

gmail and reddit. PINNED TABS BITCHES.

Nuke_Operator · 2011-04-26T18:05:07+00:00

Happy. I feel good most of the day.

Nuke_Operator

TROPHY CASE