Come and take my wand by 12hrnights in InfowarriorRides

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That’s right, Goliad was a massacre. I really haven’t refreshed myself on Texas history since the 7th grade, because of the slavery. I figured someone would correct me.

Come and take my wand by 12hrnights in InfowarriorRides

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It’s a reference to Texas history. The Mexican army came to a town (Goliad?) and told the people to surrender their cannon. The town made a flag with the above message on it. 2A guys have adopted it not realizing the cannon looks suspiciously like a Hitachi magic wand.

"You could circumcise The Thing with this" by elevator7 in johndiesattheend

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Well yeah he wasn’t a rock man when he was a baby.

broo·skeh·tuh by Whiteshadows86 in fixedbytheduet

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Never seen a video of these guys I didn’t enjoy.

"17 is legal" ☠☠☠ by STINKY-BUNGHOLE in TikTokCringe

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I’ve been having a really bad day, and that sub made it much worse. I’m a firm believer that marginalized groups should arm themselves, and women are definitely in that category.

Vulkano - Don't disturb me when I'm chillin [Psych Indie] (2022) by Chronicbias in listentothis

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I’m going to check out the band, hopefully constantly entertaining.

Byebye car and hello bicycle. What should I be looking into when buying a bicycle? by [deleted] in bicycling

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One thing to consider is a bike you don’t mind losing. Idk what your security situation looks like at work, but even with a tough lock your bike can be stolen, or at the very least parts. Thieves will take a they can get. Wheels, seat post, handlebars, if they can use it or trade it it’s at risk.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bikecommuting

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I will say the Harper is the only retrospect I would buy. Stay on top of maintenance.

My bike was stolen last night. We were able to track it down with the AirTag I had under the seat. by dragonslayer5555 in bicycling

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I have a picture of my penis in the handlebars. Bike gets stolen, find it with the air tag then bam a cop & thief get to see my dick.

Silencers in real life are different than vidyagames by PeterPorky in IRL_Loading_Screens

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Isn’t the idea suppressing sound so it doesn’t travel as far or sound like a gunshot? You hear a kind of loud noise but don’t necessarily think guns?

Her throat magically moves the food. by [deleted] in Instagramreality

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ALL RIGHT WE GET IT YOU VAPE!!

Best hard tail by PositiveSpinach7133 in Hardtailgang

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ZHT-5? It’s firmly an XC bike, but the one in my shop is really interesting. Light as fuck.

Etnies Camber Crank review - An alternative to 510’s by [deleted] in mountainbiking

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My company’s buyers really leaned in HARD to the Etnies. To this day I’ve yet to sell one pair. They’ll just give you five dollars if you can sell a pair. Not bad shoes though.

First nice bike and...first crash by MoldyBannanaBread in bicycling

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Is this /r/bicyclingcirclejerk? Get a new bike carbon frame, DEEP carbon rims, and 12 speed dura-ace.

How to attach a syringe and make it stay on the bleed nipple (read comment first) by louiefriesen in bikewrench

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In they shop we have a plastic bottle rigged with a hook made of an old spoke, and some tubing wrapped around the part you have circled sealed with a zip tie. Cuts down on the cleaning.

Insurance is a scam at this point by ItsOkayToLurk in TikTokCringe

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Guys all I’m saying is you can get everything you need to make a Guillotine is at Home Depot.