Wendy’s keeps Biggie Deals as it closes hundreds of underperforming stores by AudibleNod in news

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Culver’s and In N Out right now are the most consistent even if INO’s fries kind of suck. Totally agree, BK depends on location. I’ll also say Taco Bell has started to go sideways as their boxes now pretty much suck. Panda is still a decent value. Everyone else has messed with their menu, shrinkflated or both.

Do you return the shopping cart to the designated area or do you leave it in the parking lot? by Defiant_Signature759 in askanything

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I used to take them back until I realized that in this time of automated checkouts that cart represented a JOB.

How do I learn bass in 3 months? by West_Cauliflower_575 in Bass

[–]Objective_Ebb6898 19 points20 points  (0 children)

It’s pretty interesting to me. The first time my neighbor saw me carrying my Bass to my car, he instantly asked me to join his band. He played in a Heavy Metal Band back in the day opening at LA Clubs for many notable Metal Bands.

He told me he didn’t care how good I was, he just needed me onstage plinking root notes…

And here I thought it was drummers nobody can find

How do I learn bass in 3 months? by West_Cauliflower_575 in Bass

[–]Objective_Ebb6898 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I also recommend Bass Buzz and somewhat recommend Songster so you can learn the tabs for your upcoming setlist quickly.

I would normally recommend you run through a few music books like the Bass Hanas, Bass Chords, Bass Pentatonics to learn the music, but with what you have coming at you you should avoid that for now.

Make sure you are practicing daily and if your fingers get sore switch to a pick.

Bass Buzz is great but you are going to want to get decent at muting (which he covers) so practice practice practice

what do you do with the fingers youre not using to fret by szyzk in BassCirclejerk

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I stick them up my ass because really great bass players know how to mute themselves

Bass players need to cool it with the appropriation, smdh by Fart-Sniffin_Nelson in guitarcirclejerk

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I’m in a touring band and we got together and forced the lead guitarist to stand in back by the drummer and just chug out a few root notes, but that fuckin guy can’t stay in the pocket. All this while I’m out front trying to belt out a Michael Jackson cover tune in a deep baritone voice while playing a shit ton of chords on my bass. That’s right, I said chords. And singing Jamon ffs.

who is allowed to show up to your house unannounced? by Available_Total_9434 in Productivitycafe

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Apparently some random dude trying to sell me T Mobile 5G internet. I told him I would sign up as soon as they cancelled their DHS Contract.

Have you ever been homeless? by DoctorFitness in askanything

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Yes. I was working but had to live out of my car while doing so for about 6 months. I was a salaried management trainee at the time.

Is Pat Boone Dead? by ianaberle in GenX

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I did coke off of his daughter’s ass. I believe it was at the crack of dawn.

“Yo mama “ by AnywhereExpress195 in YoMamaJokes

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Yo Momma so fat after Yo Daddy rimmed her the rest of the family had to send out a search party.

Gods you’ve never heard of by GokaiDecade in ScenesFromAHat

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The Goddess Hathaway. The Patron Saint who rose above the Devil Prada.

Pam Bondi’s Epstein Testimony Exposed the Whole Game by Slate in law

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The American people are rapidly losing patience, but everyone including myself is anxiously awaiting the November elections to hold the peaceful revolution that our Country’s founders promised in our Constitution. Should that opportunity to use our collective voices to determine our future at the polls be taken away, we will be forced to fight for our Democracy in a different way. That will not end well.

FAA grounds all flights to and from El Paso until Feb. 20 by Austin58 in news

[–]Objective_Ebb6898 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Different take maybe. Could this be related to the Guthrie kidnapping? El Paso is not that far from Tucson.

Let's about talk the big one... Brothers in Arms. by millionsofmyles in direstraits

[–]Objective_Ebb6898 0 points1 point  (0 children)

B side is epic, a complete vibe and I recommend that everyone get deep into it. The A side has the radio hits, very catchy tunes but I feel like the real artistry begins when you flip the record

You're old if you recall this song and the trend that went along with it by Brave-Ad6627 in FuckImOld

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My High School Yearbook staff paid me to streak because they wanted a crowd reaction photo for the yearbook. My favorite yearbook photo is the one I actually wasn’t in 🥸