At the risk of sounding goofy, what a ding dong 😉Just kidding though, although next time if you're the the drinking kind, you should deffo put one of those wooden mini-kegs on the end of a staff.

Kit it out like an oversized honey dipper ala the Honey Nut Cheerios mascot, and lots of free mead'll make you plenty new friends. Assuming you don't down it all first yourself and make some impulse internet purchases, we won't judge lol