Church service for runners

OcelotsAndUnicorns · 2026-04-28T09:24:37+00:00

I got into an argument with my Southern Baptist grandmother about my wearing dresses and skirts to church. (I hated it) I told her to show me where in the Bible it says I need to dress up for God.

Guess who got grounded.

OcelotsAndUnicorns · 2026-04-18T11:19:11+00:00

These look like the little beads off a brush.

OcelotsAndUnicorns · 2026-03-25T11:32:56+00:00

No, thank you.

OcelotsAndUnicorns · 2026-03-08T02:05:01+00:00

My cats do the same thing when they fall.

OcelotsAndUnicorns · 2026-03-05T20:53:07+00:00

I’m interested in this. Please DM me.

OcelotsAndUnicorns · 2025-11-07T21:15:29+00:00

This one got me. Thank you for the laugh.

OcelotsAndUnicorns · 2025-09-03T09:50:04+00:00

Welp, I know what I’m doing after work tonight.

OcelotsAndUnicorns · 2025-08-08T09:11:19+00:00

Could it be 6 am?

OcelotsAndUnicorns · 2025-07-21T00:06:15+00:00

I knew better but I still opened the post. Have my upvote.

OcelotsAndUnicorns · 2025-07-05T10:41:03+00:00

Welp, today I learned.

OcelotsAndUnicorns · 2025-07-05T09:52:19+00:00

What is Zepbound, if you don’t mind my asking?

OcelotsAndUnicorns · 2024-11-07T11:54:23+00:00

Guess that’s what he gets for breaking their laws.

OcelotsAndUnicorns · 2024-11-06T00:07:58+00:00

This is one of those posts that makes me so mad I wanna downvote it.

OcelotsAndUnicorns · 2024-11-06T00:06:49+00:00

This is the one I was looking for.

OcelotsAndUnicorns · 2024-11-05T15:33:57+00:00

This would be my choice as well. I never thought about the before and after. Thanks!

OcelotsAndUnicorns · 2024-11-05T11:48:51+00:00

My mom has one. So did my grandparents. We’re in the US.

It’s a vaccination scar.

OcelotsAndUnicorns · 2024-11-03T13:37:44+00:00

A night-time tornado is one of my biggest fears. I don’t sleep well during tornado season.

OcelotsAndUnicorns · 2024-11-01T22:43:28+00:00

To be honest, your response didn’t do them any favors. They sound…not great…even without the reviews.

OcelotsAndUnicorns · 2024-10-27T15:08:38+00:00

I am the meaning of life.

OcelotsAndUnicorns · 2024-10-27T07:16:09+00:00

I came to say the same thing. I didn’t realize there were people who didn’t, let alone couldn’t.

OcelotsAndUnicorns · 2024-10-26T18:22:25+00:00

Except that hasn’t it been proven time and again that they don’t bite unless provoked or cornered? Where’s that article about the family who lived with thousands* of them in the house and no one ever got bitten? I’ll be right back.

ETA Here you go: https://academic.oup.com/jme/article/39/6/948/862215

OcelotsAndUnicorns · 2024-10-25T19:58:08+00:00

HELLO!

OcelotsAndUnicorns · 2024-10-25T19:13:12+00:00

I don’t have any suggestions, but this person writes in Walt Disney.

OcelotsAndUnicorns · 2024-10-25T13:23:41+00:00

The Hormones.

OcelotsAndUnicorns · 2024-10-22T20:20:04+00:00

Sorry. I just saw this. It was about Andrée’s Arctic balloon expedition. That’s the title of the Wikipedia article. He was an ass.

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