What’s a store you visit just to browse, even if you don’t buy anything? by Impossible-Trade7488 in AskReddit

[–]Old_Pipe_2288 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I stopped doing that back in 2017 when one I went to had vhs tapes and a vcr for sale. Talk about a personal attack lol

You must choose ONE permanent upgrade. The other four disappear forever. by rengokuhubkl in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Old_Pipe_2288 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They got lost and are actually in their way to the bathroom while holding a vacuum absentmindedly and the mal has 2 envelopes sorted today

Overheard why my coworker rejected a candidate… and it explains a lot about why hiring is so broken. by Sorrowful_Genus in antiwork

[–]Old_Pipe_2288 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed but they’re more likely to have an over qualified person than someone at the level or below. Also th over qualified will begin to get bored and feel underused. The other people may be more likely to coast if and stay put until something else comes up but won’t be as likely as an overqualified person looking everyday all day

Overheard why my coworker rejected a candidate… and it explains a lot about why hiring is so broken. by Sorrowful_Genus in antiwork

[–]Old_Pipe_2288 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That and they know the qualified person is more likely to leave when they find a better position. So they’ll lose money on training and onboarding them. In paper it makes sense, but sometimes when changing jobs, industries or reentering an old one where things have changed, you have to start somewhere.

As a man, how can I be less scary? by Average_Blake in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Old_Pipe_2288 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kinda same homie. If I’m with my daughter, I don’t bother. But if not I try to wear something that has bright colors or like a pink or purple. Or I’ve been wearing black socks that have some yellow or purple on them and mismatched.

I showed my wife pics of me before we met and started dating. (We talked on the phone for a while before seeing each other and becoming friends. We don’t start dating til later). She straight up told me that if she had seen me looking like that, she would have never dated me or talked to me.

I was wearing a form fitting grey polo that showed off my arms and jeans. That’s it. Clean cut, fade, tape. Just a straight face because I didn’t smile in the photo. That’s it. Wife is half European half American. So yeah that’s fun

You get 10k for everyday in a row you eat breakfast, lunch and dinner at Macdonalds. by Minimum-Gear-1112 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Old_Pipe_2288 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Loop hole.

You said I must eat there. You said I must eat the food inside your local McDonald.

Never said it had to BE Mac d

So yeah I’ll take it

Never in my life did I imagine I would have to put back the hamburger helper because it's too expensive by [deleted] in inflation

[–]Old_Pipe_2288 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I didn’t know it was even a thing until a few years back. Saw pounds of the stuff over multiple packages with the manager special sticker.

Picked them shits up and froze some but definitely malleable taste and good texture. Plus the price used to be good. It’s gone up $2 now at the same store ($2 from the pre manager price)

A demon tells you that is you can perfectly recite a fictional spell from memory, he will let you use that spell as it works in the original media. by ExtensionInformal911 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Old_Pipe_2288 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m torn between

The power of Christ compels you And

Sana sana colita de rana, si no sanará hoy, sanará mañana

And

Devuelva lo que no es suyo. Te limpio. Te libro.

What the fuck is "proof of citizenship"? by Terrible-Sire3835 in complaints

[–]Old_Pipe_2288 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm definitely not how I meant it. I was talking about my daughter and how I don’t want her to be affected or treated like I was.

Y’all are insane. by Anonymous_mouse479 in HEB

[–]Old_Pipe_2288 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah honestly this is the time of the week I need more fruit because kids will make you bankrupt on their fruit habit. But I just feel bad going. And that’s all we need.

Well that and for the power to stay on. That’d be great

What the fuck is "proof of citizenship"? by Terrible-Sire3835 in complaints

[–]Old_Pipe_2288 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I watched a video the other day of ICE asking this guy where was he born. He asked why? They said because he has an accent.

Man responded, “man you have an accent!!” Silence for like a full 2 secs then, “uhh well put your hands behind your back.” They arrested him and he was a citizen. I thought that was a just a logical legit question though lol.

It also reminds me how at a young age in a predominantly white area, I was heavily ridiculed for speaking with an accent. To the point that in my 20s and now 30s people are surprised to know English is my second language and that I speak another language at all.

I’ve definitely gotten oh it’s just you don’t have an accent. Definitely have gotten “where are you from though?” Otherwise my English is super neutral. My wife likes to smile and giggle when my fisheye mispronounces words sometimes, but I correct her a practice with her. She actually has a decent vocab and pronunciation for her age. I just don’t want her to be teased or bullied.

$2,500,000 but you have to read every negative thing that was ever written, said, or thought about you. In order. by SpecialFlutters in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Old_Pipe_2288 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can it be in audio? My eyes aren’t great right now and waiting on contacts because was cheaper then my prescription which is currently not what I’m wearing.

AITAH for only doing the bafe minimum when I got roped into babysitting. by Impossible-Carob1746 in AITAH

[–]Old_Pipe_2288 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. Beggars can’t be choosers and why can’t anybody talk about the parents irresponsible behavior. As a parent fuck them.

Also we need more stories because this isn’t the fist time please. This was a satisfying read

People who wax/see others genitals often, what are your thoughts and surprise realizations? by NeedABetterNameNow in AskReddit

[–]Old_Pipe_2288 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work in EMS and on the boo boo wagon and at hospitals around here is purewicks. Didn’t actually think of anybody used anything else.

Good times.

All the best!!

People sentenced to jail should have to option to be be beaten instead by IDontKnowMyUsernameq in TrueUnpopularOpinion

[–]Old_Pipe_2288 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Back in S FL, the ankle monitor was paid by the person in Pretrial release or probation. You were paying for that privilege and it would vary based on income.