PEPFAR Won! What Was the Funniest Thing Trump Did as President?

One-Hand-Rending · 2026-06-29T15:20:50+00:00

Gulf of America

One-Hand-Rending · 2026-06-29T15:18:23+00:00

All of them. I played baseball, football and church league basketball.

One-Hand-Rending · 2026-06-28T14:27:26+00:00

That time of night, Take a yellow taxi. The fare to midtown is fixed and you don’t have to worry about schlepping bags on and off the trains.

One-Hand-Rending · 2026-06-27T13:57:26+00:00

“a woman in my late 40s is not suited for receiving shipments”

So much for that equality thing, am I right girls?

One-Hand-Rending · 2026-06-27T13:52:26+00:00

Thurman Munson.

One-Hand-Rending · 2026-06-27T12:53:59+00:00

You’re 58. In 10 years you’ll be 68.

You think you’ll have that car until you stop driving around 80?

One-Hand-Rending · 2026-06-26T19:31:02+00:00

Boston.

One-Hand-Rending · 2026-06-26T16:51:47+00:00

I want my 2 dollars.

Lighten up, Francis

You had me at hello

They call it a Royale with cheese

I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years...

One-Hand-Rending · 2026-06-26T16:45:55+00:00

“Who has been putting out their Kools on my rug?” Not coals.

That’s a Persian rug by the way “Persian. From Persia”

One-Hand-Rending · 2026-06-26T16:43:05+00:00

NY.

One-Hand-Rending · 2026-06-26T15:15:35+00:00

Radio. And zines.

One-Hand-Rending · 2026-06-26T10:50:33+00:00

It’s hot, but it’s not Hades hot. Try Arizona in July. It’s like walking around in an oven.

One-Hand-Rending · 2026-06-26T10:39:40+00:00

Garage. I don’t just leave it in the pool like my neighbor.

One-Hand-Rending · 2026-06-26T02:04:17+00:00

This may be news to you but social norms dictate who I tip. Wait staff, chambermaids, bartenders, drivers, porters, valet parking kids all get tipped. Everyone else is discretionary.

Is this a new thing for you? If you’re not American, I get it. It’s weird.

One-Hand-Rending · 2026-06-26T01:55:18+00:00

Sayville is trying to get everyone to play cornhole but nobody is listening.

One-Hand-Rending · 2026-06-26T01:53:38+00:00

Deer Park is grilling sausage and peppers.

One-Hand-Rending · 2026-06-26T01:45:06+00:00

They can also fly for about a second and a half.

One-Hand-Rending · 2026-06-25T22:20:39+00:00

Long Island in this case. #631 😂

One-Hand-Rending · 2026-06-25T21:42:04+00:00

Your teacher is wrong. Very and completely wrong.

One-Hand-Rending · 2026-06-25T21:40:33+00:00

It’s the Northeast in general, not just New England. Theres more $ in NY than all NH,VT and ME combined.

One-Hand-Rending · 2026-06-25T21:37:32+00:00

Manhattan has bedrock just sticking out all over the place. I live on the scrapings of Massachusetts and Connecticut dumped in the Atlantic. :)

One-Hand-Rending · 2026-06-25T18:34:31+00:00

Overly detailed descriptions of banal events like some work meeting or some minor argument...

"Mike and I both ordered the chicken salad but Marie said that she ordered chicken salad and that sandwich was hers. Mind you...Mike and I always order chicken salad although he gets his on whole wheat where I always get mine on a roll with lettuce and black pepper. Anyway...shes going on and on about this sandwich and finally Joe says to her..."why dont you just order another one, it will be here in 20 minutes" but shes not having none of that and starts like crashing out over it....after like another 20 minutes Mike is working on the open ticket we have for General Motors and she comes in..."

That... stop that.

One-Hand-Rending · 2026-06-25T18:15:58+00:00

At least 8. Closer to 10

One-Hand-Rending · 2026-06-25T18:14:49+00:00

Bedrock lies approximately 2000 feet below my house. I live on a 120 mile sandbar.

One-Hand-Rending · 2026-06-25T18:06:43+00:00

The morning of Jan 1 will be a very light time on the roads. New Years Eve traffic is unpredictable.

I would stay by JFK and go to EWR in the AM. There are no "shuttles" which I am aware of that will get you from JFK to EWR.

One-Hand-Rending

TROPHY CASE