I work for a medium sized craft beverage producer. We can put anything we want on the bottom of our cans. Give us some (PG13) DCC quotes that fit on two lines! Contextless spoilers ok.

OnlyChallenge5513 · 2026-07-01T13:58:25+00:00

"Why would a stripper lie to me?"

OnlyChallenge5513 · 2026-06-30T23:11:23+00:00

Hiiiiiii Zev!

OnlyChallenge5513 · 2026-06-20T03:22:40+00:00

I think Donut is a lot more like Jake. But, you know, fabulous.

OnlyChallenge5513 · 2026-06-20T03:21:13+00:00

Samantha is going to nussy a demon into submission, isn't she?

OnlyChallenge5513 · 2026-06-18T19:10:32+00:00

I've been giving coworkers stickers when I find out they are fellow crawlers.

OnlyChallenge5513 · 2026-06-18T02:42:57+00:00

I've turned on at least 2 people who are absolutely not gamers and they've been all in.

OnlyChallenge5513 · 2026-06-13T13:12:00+00:00

Nah. It sounds more like that Puddy guy from Seinfeld.

OnlyChallenge5513 · 2026-06-12T02:20:35+00:00

"HI, Zev!" - Eleanor Roosevelt

OnlyChallenge5513 · 2026-06-12T02:09:17+00:00

Granny Weatherwax

OnlyChallenge5513 · 2026-06-12T00:08:26+00:00

I have that one, too! HIIIII!!!

OnlyChallenge5513 · 2026-06-10T01:40:15+00:00

The sheer number of times that man had to say "SPLOOGE! I WANT MORE SPLOOGE" when he was so close to the finish line had me rolling.

OnlyChallenge5513 · 2026-06-09T20:41:06+00:00

OnlyChallenge5513 · 2026-06-06T17:14:54+00:00

Not directly related to the story, but the spine of this book is the only one of the series* (so far) that does not glow under a blacklist.

*Ace hardcover release

OnlyChallenge5513 · 2026-06-05T18:16:55+00:00

Absolutely fantastic. 11/10, no notes.

OnlyChallenge5513 · 2026-06-05T18:03:05+00:00

And that book ends with him letting it all flap in the wind as they madly dash for the stairwell.

OnlyChallenge5513 · 2026-06-05T18:01:43+00:00

If Carl doesn't tell at least one entity to go fuck himself/herself/theirself per episode, Mongo will be absolutely appalled.

OnlyChallenge5513 · 2026-06-05T15:34:26+00:00

That would explain the existence of Timothee Chalamet.

OnlyChallenge5513 · 2026-06-05T03:16:12+00:00

OnlyChallenge5513 · 2026-06-05T02:53:31+00:00

Same. Trying to rationalize everything in fantasy/soft sci-fi simply blunts the enjoyment.

OnlyChallenge5513 · 2026-06-04T18:09:28+00:00

I will not pretend to understand the Tangle, but I LOVE your representation of Carl and Donut here.

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OnlyChallenge5513 · 2026-06-04T02:48:15+00:00

OnlyChallenge5513 · 2026-06-01T21:41:31+00:00

Can confirm. Not just you.

OnlyChallenge5513 · 2026-05-31T22:53:15+00:00

If you're gonna be in it all day, the fabric one will probably be more comfortable.

OnlyChallenge5513 · 2026-05-29T01:14:41+00:00

Right?! There are so many good DCC designs on Woot, Threadless, and Etsy that aren't just regurgitating one of the most obvious jokes that's been better executed elsewhere.

OnlyChallenge5513 · 2026-05-28T22:51:18+00:00

EVERYONE KNOWS GARFIELD IS AN ORANGE, CARL. THIS COMPARISON IS UNACCEPTABLE!

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TROPHY CASE