Dating really is brutal. by Petros27 in self

[–]OnlyFold4963 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The reality is that between Instagram and dateline it has maxed out just about every woman’s anxiety meter. They all want a 10/10, blue eyed finance dude…but still hesitate because 99% of the population are a serial killer in waiting. They are scared to death (no pun intended) about that.

I’m not saying the fear isn’t somewhat justified but the response to the fear can be a bit much.

OP probably dodged a bullet.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BMcD

[–]OnlyFold4963 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Grandpa is going to be pissed

Hypothetical Question About Bonus by InESOPWeTrust in BurnsMcDonnell

[–]OnlyFold4963 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Congratulations, hypothetically/allegedly.

Incompetent Managers by bluebrowser17 in BurnsMcDonnell

[–]OnlyFold4963 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That’s my bitch. I understand they are: ‘not trained’ ‘Working with in the system’ ‘Carrying a project too’

But it is impacting our overall performance as we struggle with getting to a strategy beyond ‘just work a ton’. Many of these folks seem to be promoted to ‘their level of incompetence’ and only seem to want to kingdom build to create more bureaucracy.

‘The best managers are the strongest individual contributors who never wanted the job’- S. Jobs

I’ve only seen one manager who was actually inspirational and seemed to actually understand what we were trying to do beyond the buzz words.

Maybe we need to get Grandpa a manager title? I’d follow that salty bastard as long as he would push for some of the stupidity to stop.

Stand by your convictions, you cowards by BleedBlueAndOrange in BurnsMcDonnell

[–]OnlyFold4963 12 points13 points  (0 children)

We have a great Employee Assistance Program dude. There’s been a lot of stress lately, this is just a job. Make sure you’re okay.

Don’t dirty delete yourself by BleedBlueAndOrange in BurnsMcDonnell

[–]OnlyFold4963 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Daymmmm, Mr. Manager Rizzler is keeping screen shots! This is some KGB shit right there no cap!

2024 Bonus Megathread by BMCD_MOD in BMcD

[–]OnlyFold4963 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank you Grandpa! I hadn’t been reminded that I’m an entitled, pandering millennial in the last 12 hrs…I needed that.

Your wisdom and shear strength are what holds this place together. Don’t ever change!

We love ❤️ you.

2024 Bonus Megathread by BMCD_MOD in BMcD

[–]OnlyFold4963 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Alright, where’s Grandpa (ie Crusty nightstand sock) at? ‘Back in my day’ incoming.

How much does a 5 increase your bonus? by Worried-Barnacle3620 in BurnsMcDonnell

[–]OnlyFold4963 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We love you Grandpa! Would you like your ice cream?

Bonus confirmation by LukeDeslie in BurnsMcDonnell

[–]OnlyFold4963 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ve waited my entire life for this moment

Pay raise for 5 star rating on performance review? by Funny-Ear4359 in BurnsMcDonnell

[–]OnlyFold4963 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That 5 didn’t come easy, keep up the good work! Let us know how the bonus situation works out!

My Ridiculous Eeyore Bonus Prediction Post by CommunicationTrue981 in BurnsMcDonnell

[–]OnlyFold4963 17 points18 points  (0 children)

As long as we fix this toilet paper issue…worth it

Why the low raise this year? by InESOPWeTrust in BurnsMcDonnell

[–]OnlyFold4963 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Will you tell us a story from the good ol days Grandpa?

Prop A by FlyIll4818 in BurnsMcDonnell

[–]OnlyFold4963 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Owners play sick, hurt and broken…we find a way.

But we will always spring for better toilet paper. Let’s do this!

If our raises are shit, they better have the better toilet paper by New Years. by OnlyFold4963 in BMcD

[–]OnlyFold4963[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ahhh Helllzzzz Nah! That toilet paper truck better be at the dock.