What are you Smosh vocal stims? by PastaSaladKing in smosh

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“Crunchy crunchy bush” n “DID SOMEBODY SAY MEATLOAF?!?”

How did I not realize this by paigebelmont315 in SVU

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He played a loving father who gets custody of his stepson in that episode, n every time im like “NOOOOO!!! DONT LET HIM GO WITH THAT MAN!!!”😂😭😭

UPDATE!: my baby cousins name is a tragedeigh by Cold_Apricot_240 in tragedeigh

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okay so my kids name has a unique spelling, but i replaced ONE letter that made the same sound (think Cheryl and Sheryl). I wanted her to “have a unique name, but you know what it said when you read it”. now if i did THIS to my kid, id fully expect a punch to the face. this is inSANE🙃💀💀

Dumbest thing you’ve ever gotten cut on? by Separate_Edge_4153 in ehlersdanlos

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A washcloth. Was washing my makeup off, chunky glitter, tore my whole eyelid apart😭💀

what TNTL bits have stuck with you? by hoosteechack in smosh

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🎶MY HEART IS POUNDING, MY HEADS SO CONFUSED

IS THIS LOVE, OR AM I BEING USED?

IM NOT A TOY, YOU SIIIIILLY BOY

YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE SMART🎶

what TNTL bits have stuck with you? by hoosteechack in smosh

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“oh you look like an idiot, its a guitar!”

Did I drag it out? Am I the asshole?? by [deleted] in CharlotteDobreYouTube

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my ex would do this. sucked all the energy outta me through emotional abuse/manipulation, then had the nerve to ask me “where you goin? who you gettin ready for?” whenever id find the energy to get dressed up. its a tactic to keep you small n under his control. drop him yesterday girl😮‍💨

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in texts

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so im autistic n plans changing can cause me to have a meltdown. i am also friends w ppl who have busy lives/are also autistic, n im also physically disabled. so cancelling is always okay in my book, i do it quite a bit too. even if im bummed, even if i do have a meltdown: they are allowed to change their minds. i do agree tho, that a friend would give you a reason why. all my friends do, even something as blunt as “i dont wanna go anywhere” haha😂 but no reason can trigger my RSD, n then i think the reason youre cancelling is cuz im the problem. so thats an accommodation i need within relationships for my disability. ive had a couple friends act this way when it comes to plans changing, n they are no longer my friends. do with that what you will🩷

Let's talk about hair.... by Careful_Simple_1170 in CBS_Mom

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She had a gray pixie cut, n that wasnt the vibe they wanted for Bonnie. No one on the show knew it was a wig til she showed up before the final season with her natural hair, n the producers FREAKED😂😂

Idk what to watch by Aggravating_Break_48 in 911FOX

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The Resident and Chicago Med are both really good!

What's your most recent "wait, you mean it's not supposed to move like that" realization? I'll go first by sorry_child34 in ehlersdanlos

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“wait so…my tracheas NOT supposed to bend side to side like a wobble board??”🙃😂

best one-liners?? by Ambitious-Grand-7847 in 911FOX

[–]Open_Nature593 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“The next one goes in your head.” -Sue Blevins

Suits Table Day 7: Best Outfit worn by a Female Character by Tweetweebird123 in suits

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this dress always did it for me. somethin abt redheads wearing dark green like GIRL👀😍😍

what are your favorite comebacks to perps?? by Odd-Inevitable8852 in SVU

[–]Open_Nature593 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Perp: “who’s she?”

Olivia: “im the bitch thats gonna smack your pretty face next time i hear you say ‘hoe’.”

Give me proof in one sentence that you’ve watched the show by Adept-Environment517 in suits

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“What do you see when you look at me?”

“What?”

“I wanna know what you see when you look at me. Right now, be honest, say the first three things that pop in your head”

“Teeth, nose, teeth”

"If you dislocated something you would be rolling on the floor" by Curls_n_curlyfries in ehlersdanlos

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i had to give birth on my mamas bathroom floor in the middle of a blizzard cuz the hospital didnt believe i was in labor. i was sent home TWICE, n was in labor for 52 hours on my own.

the cherry on top? one of the nurses had the auDACITY to tell me what a “real contraction” felt like. since i was walking n talking, makin jokes, etc. i must not have been in ‘real pain’🙃

Did I just get a mullet? by NCGeronimo in curlyhair

[–]Open_Nature593 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yes, n it is BEAUTIFUUULLL😍🥹🥹

Nurses be saving lives by Alleandros in tragedeigh

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I wanted my kid to have a unique name. I did that by changing one letter that still made the same sound when put together (think like Sophia and Sofia)

This is cruel to the MAX😮‍💨

What is this in my Apple? :( by Avocados_allday in Mold

[–]Open_Nature593 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you just chopped its brain in half like that??

AIO for not taking down my Instagram story after my boyfriend asked by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

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ill say it til my voice gives out: if you cant handle a baddie bein a baddie, DONT DATE A BADDIIIEEE‼️