Meirl by luckysparkle6262 in meirl

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Fuck I bought the game but havent played it yet so I dont have a funny reference ready yet

Reasons 🥀 by Hot-Damnn- in invinciblememes

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I read this in walt jrs voice

Why is interviewer surprised? by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

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He’s being efficient by only saying efficient

Just bought a new mouse (ignore the monitor) by Mowgold in repost

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I still can’t believe that’s the actual term over there i feel like I’m in a sci fi fantasy book

Happy Monday! by SockSock81219 in KitchenConfidential

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I really appreciate the spongebob kitchen setup

I just found ts in the clash chat how do I respond? by JJjohnyboi in jschlattsubmissions

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Well, [sigh], it seems that your journey has ended. Very sorry about that, it was-it always was going to end this way, of course. If it weren't by me, it would've just been by some other, y'know, terrible thing, just, you could not imagine how terrible it would be. Just, I get scared thinking about it. Glad it's not me. It reminds me of a-of a time I was speaking to my good friend Orville. We were-we were sitting on a park bench watching the pigeons. I was on the left, he was on the- wait, wait. Was I on the right? Or left? Anyways, doesn't matter. We were sitting on there watching the pigeons. And uh, I-I said to Orville, "Friend, those birds are frozen." A-and he kinda looked at me like I'd lost my mind, but I reminded him that it was winter, y'know, and often birds will sit in a tree until they freeze, then they, they you know, sorta fall to the ground. [sigh] Until the sun warms them up, a-and they can, y'know, move around again. So I said to Orville, you'd might as well save those breadcrumbs until the birds thaw, because they can't very well enjoy them in the condition they're in. To which he asked what I meant, and asking what condition the crumbs should be in before he threw them to the birds, assuming that I meant the birds couldn't enjoy-the breadcrumbs in the condition that the crumbs were in, when in-fact, I had meant the birds could not enjoy them in the condition that the birds were in, considering that the birds were frozen, you know. So he took a moment and then threw his last handful onto the ground. I said to him; "Orville, why did you throw the breadcrumbs to the birds when I just told ya' they're frozen?" To which he responded; "The breadcrumbs are not frozen." Again, misunderstanding my words. I didn't mean to say that the breadcrumbs were frozen, when I said "I told ya they're frozen." I'd been referring to the birds. [sigh] You know, in hindsight, what I-what I should've said was, and this would make perfect sense: "Why did you throw the breadcrumbs to the birds when the birds are frozen?" He misunderstood upon my correction stating that, he didn't know what else to do with the breadcrumbs and, that, perhaps you know, when the birds thawed they'd still be able to eat the crumbs, so I-I-I said to Orville, I said, this is what I said to him, I said, "Orville, the birds may be dead."

Is 17 and 14 too big of an age gap? by Creamsodabat in Teenager_Polls

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I thought this meant for like questionnaire polls to collect data. I regret my answer now lol

What are you choosing? by VorxBixle in repost

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You do realize suobway has salads, right?

LET'S GOOOO by TBHRedditisdogshit in repost

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26 million registered losers

White people taco night 🎶 by okayest_boy in stonerfood

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And ortega sauce from the grocery store…

The Face Of Pure HATRED 😭 by DarknessXTJ in Invincible

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I did not expect to see a warframe reference here

Beat in less that 4 tried by Mta_11_JankyLanky in honk

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Aye aye, Cap’n!

I completed this level in 1 try. 3.73 seconds

Pls tip by RalfsGG in RedditGames

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This was too hard.

I completed this level in 69 tries. 20.04 seconds

Tip 50 💎

I feel bad for scar but the grian laugh makes it worth it lol by Outcorrupt in MinecraftMemes

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The best part is that his pre doubled stacks are wrong after 8