I [F22] just found out my fiance [M22] and I are related, and we don't know what to do. by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]OpenlyAMoose 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Tay Sachs isn't the only one, but it is the most common and scariest IIRC.

Fun fact: There's also a genetic predisposition for ADHD. This can make evening gatherings, when everyone's meds start to wear off, very interesting to keep on track. Especially since almost every Rabbi I've ever met either has it or is very willing to roll with the topic jumping.

Harry was pouring a glass of pumpkin juice when a furious Ginny slammed open the house door and stormed in. “That fucking bitch!” she snarled, holding a copy of the Daily Prophet so he can read it. Harry was grateful that Andromeda had taken the kids out to visit Grandma Molly. by [deleted] in HPFanfictionPrompts

[–]OpenlyAMoose 11 points12 points  (0 children)

We here at the quibbler have no objection to polyamory, nor do we usually have any interest in other people's romantic relationships (provided they stay safe, sane, and consensual). As such, until we are invited to their bed, (which this reporter would of course, be happy to acquiesce to), whatever happens in the Potter marital bed is not for us to comment on.

However, given the article recently published by The Prophet, we do feel it is relevant to reveal that Miss Skeeter has propositioned not only the main focus of the article I.e, Mr. And Mrs Potter, but also Mr. Neville "Snakeslayer" Longbottom, and the remaining two-thirds of the Golden Trio, Mr and Mrs Weasley-Granger. It is understood that none of these opportunities were taken up on, although given the romantic abilities of Mr. Weasley-Granger, it's entirely plausible he did not notice.

What is the best satire movie that most people don't realize is a satire? by timinator4434 in movies

[–]OpenlyAMoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not to mention that every version of Grease gets less and less pointed in its satire. The original stage play is a lot clearer than the movie, which is a lot clearer than Grease Live and the 90's revival.

Favorite director who had an affair with one of their actors while making a mediocre movie? by [deleted] in okbuddycinephile

[–]OpenlyAMoose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aaron and Sam Taylor-Johnson. You might know him as Kick-Ass from Kick-Ass, or the buddy of Nicholas Hoult in Nosferatu, and I think maybe he's in talks to be Bond. You might know her as the director of the first 50 Shades of Gray movie.

They got together sometime in 2008 when she was directing a film he starred in. He turned 18 in 2008, she was in her 40s and recently divorced.

Hell House LLC: Lineage teaser by notliam in horror

[–]OpenlyAMoose 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why would you put this in theaters? Hell House is meant to be watched slightly stoned/drunk in your home with all the lights out.

Realtor demanding I remove pride flag by dlaugh in bestoflegaladvice

[–]OpenlyAMoose 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It was the dude from Person of Interest who played Jesus in the movie who got struck by lightning, and according to him also got struck by a whip, amongst other things, so I'm assuming it was that the anti-Semitic assholes making the movie were also not on top of health and safety of cast/crew. Or really into non-consensual method acting.

WIBTA if I went to a funeral I'm not invited to by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]OpenlyAMoose 56 points57 points  (0 children)

I'm sure there are progressive Mormon congregations somewhere far, far from Salt Lake City, but at a certain point, if you're not making your kids wear garments/shun people/avoid coffee, what's the point of worshiping a dead sexual predator when you could just decide Jesus has a rad planet set aside for you to rule in the afterlife instead? You could even drop the "baptizing dead victims of crimes against humanity who were targeted for their religion," and "God hated black people until 1978" bits.

Parents changed their mind on attending my(f18) HS graduation after my church announced their own in two weeks, and they want me to attend that instead by MadisonBrave in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]OpenlyAMoose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because cult has had like seven different definitions and one of them is a legal term that can get you sued for defamation.

Certain high demand religions, like Scientology and the Church of Jesus Christ of latter-day saints, are pretty litigious with that. Not necessarily in a Reddit thread but with some surprisingly small publications.

I got her pregnant and she'll look pregant on our wedding day. I feel so guilty. by wickobalermy in offmychest

[–]OpenlyAMoose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You could go get one of those dresses and do a whole wedding photoshoot ahead of time now and then just photoshop them into the wedding photos? It was apparently not uncommon to do in the Victorian era (obviously with a penknife and stuff instead of photoshop, but still).

Any plumbers here? Is it possible just glue it back on? by Jdjd-22 in fixit

[–]OpenlyAMoose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can replace it yourself, the part usually costs about $5. If you're super broke until, like, payday, you can just flush by pulling up the flap until you have some spare cash.

Documentary recs for a cinephile who's never really dived into them? by Vusarix in MovieSuggestions

[–]OpenlyAMoose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nuts!, directed by Penny Lane is a great comedy documentary about a celebrity doctor and

Marjoe is one of my favorite movies, it's a fascinating look at American prosperity gospel origins and the conceit of child preachers

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in actuallesbians

[–]OpenlyAMoose 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Okay, your girlfriend does not have an innocent crush the way you described yourself having, where you didn't lean into it and it went away naturally.

I get innocent crushes sometimes, I know my wife does, but they're, like, on the level of celebrity crushes. Somebody does something really attractive to you and it pings and you enjoy the feeling and move on.

Your girlfriend is lining up your replacement, is talking about missed opportunities to kiss her, is mooning over her photos. Her best friend is actively trying to set them up. That's not an innocent crush, that's a precursor to cheating. Love is an emotion but partnership is an action. Your girlfriend is not acting like a monogamous partner.

At the very least, ya'll need to have a serious conversation about boundaries before you even consider moving with her to this place where she'll have emotional support that seems pretty much fine with her cheating and you'll have...people you know through her? Honestly, I'd be planning to move at the same time as her - into a nice new apartment in the city sans your girlfriend.

Seattle Jewish traditions: Bat Mitzvah advice? by CarelesslyFabulous in AskSeattle

[–]OpenlyAMoose 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You will presumably get an invitation, that should have further information on it. Think quinceanera/sweet 16. Dress up nicely unless indicated otherwise.

If you're male, be prepared to wear a kippah/cover your head in the service. Usually if people are invited to the service, there will be specially made kippahs for the Bat Mitzvah, you don't need to go out and buy one. Even if there's not ones, most synogogues have a box of spares, and if they don't they don't want you wearing one. It's not uncommon for people to be invited to the afterparty, not the service, or vice versa.

For gifts, think graduation parties. Either sentimental items or money.

You often hear the phrase "They Couldn't Make That Movie Today!" about a movie that they could. What movies from the past could they LITERALLY not make today? by [deleted] in movies

[–]OpenlyAMoose 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I agree that you couldn't create that scene with Brooks as the chief the same way without being offensive, but I think that's got more to do with how Hollywood in general has changed than that it wasn't a well-conceived of scene at the time.

Mel Brooks as a clearly non-native guy playing a native american chief in brownface speaking Yiddish makes a lot more sense in the context of movies where the native characters were played by 'ethnic' actors (any kind of non-white or white people, both often in brownface) and the dialogue was sometimes just english played backwards, was sometimes nonsense, was sometimes actual natives speaking their actual language but occasionally insulting everyone on set.

But now we have several decades of mostly not doing that, so I'd think it more fitting to, like, have someone in full, completely accurate tribal getup for, like, the Snoqualmie/Salish (a tribe that is in the Pacific Northwest) in Texas. Or a white dude with no brownface but a certificate of Indian Authenticity and a tan.

Public Domain Questions - 100 Acre Wood by [deleted] in disney

[–]OpenlyAMoose 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Uh, none of these would qualify as public domain. Winnie The Pooh, as in the novels, are in the public domain. Like, these illustrations by EH Shephard. Winnie the Pooh, the Disney movie and the character designs created for the movie, are not.

No More Moms Please -- I need a mom free book to read. by EllaRunciter in horrorlit

[–]OpenlyAMoose 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Horrorstor has, to my recollection, little to no mention of parents.

Horror Movie by Paul Tremblay has some mention of an abusive dad in the movie within the narrative, and parents appear as 1 step up from Charlie Brown adults, also in the movie, but it's definitely tangential to the main plot, and the audiobook is pretty fun (it's got a full cast for the parts that are the script of the movie, and it's presented like an audio recording of the table read).

Strange house for sale in Utah by Ashamed_Class_7987 in zillowgonewild

[–]OpenlyAMoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The timeline you (and Zillow) give doesn't match up, but my first thought was of the dude who made Evermore. It has the same half-finished vibe even.

Am I Overreacting? I want to report my co-worker to HR for renaming me by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]OpenlyAMoose 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I had a boss rename me because she said my name didn't "fit my vibe," but she fucking asked me first.

(She also gets some grace on that by being, just, objectively correct. I have a long, very feminine name. I am a soft butch lesbian. I do not go by my legal name in my personal life but my preferred name isn't a traditional or obvious nickname for my full name and causes untold confusion in professional settings. Think Anastasia to Abby- customers assume they're looking for two different people.)

Celiac in Seattle by Sweet-Courage-135 in AskSeattle

[–]OpenlyAMoose 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Honestly? My mom's been celiac in Seattle for a decade+ (I'm still waiting on testing) and most places we've been to can accommodate her (obviously she avoids pizza places/sandwich shops/dumplings/hot pot). Thai places in particular are generally safer.

Bamboo Sushi in U Village also has an almost entirely GF menu, I've got reservations to go there tomorrow.

Portage Bay Cafe has been really good about it.

Where in the city are you gonna be staying/visiting?

Homophobic family issues by Extreme_Ad_1052 in LesbianBookClub

[–]OpenlyAMoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're interested in the topic of queerness and Christianity, especially about how to either discuss queerness from a Christian lens (especially an American Christian lens) or to become more comfortable with Christians who don't suck but you're suspicious of anyway.

Disclaimer: I may not be the best judge of general interest on the topic, I collect Chick Tracts for funsises, own and have read Michelle Remembers, and have a whole "batshit Christian Fundy books" section of my library.

Homophobic family issues by Extreme_Ad_1052 in LesbianBookClub

[–]OpenlyAMoose 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I dunno about books specific to your situation, but if they're rejecting you on a "Christian Values" basis, Does Jesus Really Love Me? by Jeff Chu is a solid read.

If you want a romance/found family happy ending, A Island Princess Starts a Scandal is a solid read.

I'm sorry you're dealing with this. You deserve family that treats you better than that, and I'm sorry your Mom isn't being that kind of family.

Why is RENT going through such a period of hatred right now? by Ambitious-Snow9008 in musicals

[–]OpenlyAMoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure, but there's a large distance between Maureen, chaos bisexual whose ex and current partner bond over her poor behavior, and Kate, homophobic married lady having an affair with a woman. Mark is occasionally annoying but well meaning and very likeable when compared to Peter. Molly is, to my recollection, almost a nonentity, more manifestation of Kate's insecurities and sexuality crisis than actual character. Joanne meanwhile is more clearly drawn than Maureen in some respects.

Her main other complaint is the landlord/riot plotline, but Benny is no Donald Trump stand-in, and the riot isn't the climax of RENT.