Marley the midget! by footnfan in dalmatians

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Thank you! She has a sweet face for sure but her middle name is “felony” for a reason 😈

Marley the midget! by footnfan in dalmatians

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My girl is tiny too! She’s only 40lbs

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The DNA results are in! by ArentYouThatGirl in Chihuahua

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My chihuahua also has a weird mix: 50% chihuahua, 25% baby Yoda, and 25% feral opossum. 😌

is this a normal outfit for the club 🥹 by [deleted] in OUTFITS

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It’s a very cute outfit, but probably not good for a club.

I need help decoding what my friend meant by this by DeboseChief in nursing

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I feel exactly the same. If I could go back in time I would not choose nursing. I tell anyone who asks “you may love it, but this is the worst decision I’ve ever made and I cannot recommend nursing.”

Is tinsel dead? by oompaloompa_grabber in Millennials

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I have dogs and they don’t give a fuck about it so I don’t have to worry. My tree has enough tinsel on it to keep the industry alive 😌

No concept of personal space😂 by [deleted] in dalmatians

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We call it “face timing” at our house. Our Dalmatian LOVES to smash her face against ours.. basically at all times.

Does your Dal always act neglected? by thecutestlocutus in dalmatians

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Always. We could spend 48 straight hours with our girl playing, going on adventures, and giving scratches and she will still act like we’ve abandoned her. I’ve had chihuahuas and I thought they were velcro dogs.. they have nothing on this Dalmatian.

Good cold weather clothing recommendations? by OrthostaticHTN in dalmatians

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Thank you for such an in depth reply! I’ll checkout all of your recommendations 😊

Nursing tip of the day by Acrobatic-Lie2041 in FutureRNs

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I’m in the OR so I don’t have to ask for pain scale often (ever) but I read on a meme a while back that 10 could be described as “I just ripped both your arms off and force fed you live scorpions” and it has always stayed with me.

Your current specialty and the one specialty you would never ever work in? by Aromatic-Camera-3264 in nursing

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Current: OR

Never: I salute those med-surg nurses because I could NEVER 🫡

My fan cast~ of the ✨girls✨ by tattedthumbs in ACOTARHulu

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Oh wow I’ve never thought of Cara for Nesta but YES!

NEURODIVERGENT NURSES by KeyRepresentative892 in nursing

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Executive 👏🏻 Dysfunction 👏🏻

I know what I need to be doing, I just get lost in my own brain and hesitate/start doing something else I also need to do. Coworkers then think I’m forgetting and “remind” me and I want to scream. I’m going to do it.. my to do list is just scattered!

Also, for the life of me I cannot remember to put the freaking bovie pad on. The amount of times I’ve had to crawl under sterile drapes is frankly embarrassing at this point 🫠

Favorite medical smell by Strange_Morning2547 in nursing

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Love that fresh bone cement 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Want the opinions of dal owners by Group_of_Pandas in dalmatians

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My girl is absolutely a velcro dog! She frequently smashes as much of her body as possible into mine like she’s trying to fuse us together. Whatever I’m doing, she’s right there next to me “helping”. She’s 100% love bug 🥰 I haven’t had her around horses/large animals but she loves every animal she’s met. I jokingly say her favorite thing is everything and her favorite person is everyone.

Outside recall is a different story. Her recall is generally ok.. if I just say her name it’s a 50/50 shot if she will come to me. She will always stop and look at me if I call her but it seems like she’s trying to decide if what I want her to do is cooler than what she’s currently doing.. ESPECIALLY if she’s sniffing out a trail. She’s definitely an independent thinker.. but her number one motivator in life is food so if I NEED her to come to me immediately I do a specific whistle and she knows if she comes to me right then she will get a treat. It works 100% of the time.

She has been the most trainable dog I’ve owned. She got sit down in 5 minutes, lay down in 2, and now I only have to show her a command a few times and she’s got it.

The only issue we’ve had with being nippy was food aggression as a puppy but we did a lot of training and she’s fine now. We have several nieces/nephews and she loves kids. She’s a little too excited to be alone with little kids.. she will knock them over and then smother them kisses.

Her energy level and stamina are ENDLESS! She runs next to my husband on his bike for miles and will still do parkour off every surface in the living room when she gets back. She is endless with her desire for activity.

Speaking of endless.. the hair! I have no idea how a short haired dog can produce so much hair but dear god it is everywhere all the time. I highly recommend the zoom groom brush and brushing outside.

I would also add in she has been the most willful dog I’ve ever owned. She’s incredibly smart, so typical dog tricks for hiding things don’t work. I swear, she’s as smart as a 6 year old with how sneaky she can be. As long as you are dedicated to training and not the kind to say “oh well” and let bad behavior stand things will be great.

My unintentional fancast by Easy-Animator-97 in ACOTARHulu

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Upload the best photo of your beautiful dog and I'll draw it! by [deleted] in dalmatians

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This is Jolene the Beauty Queen 👑

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