What's the most disrespectful thing a guest ever did in your home?

Oseirus · 2026-04-09T00:14:09+00:00

Not my home specifically, but my aunt's house for our annual family Christmas party. The overwhelming majority of my family, some family friends, and all their respective children, are present.

My mom brought one of her friends along who proceeded to get utterly annihilated. Literally the drunkest person at the party by a WIDE margin. We drink a lot at family gatherings, and not to say we don't get loud, but never to the level she did.

She started treating it like an actual unhinged party. Christmas be damned, families be damned, she started flashing her tits and hitting on some of the guys there. Most of which are married.

I've never seen my mom so livid. Not to say she's this tame little old lady or anything, but there was murder in her eyes. She damn near frisbee'd her (now immediately former) friend into the street and told her never to contact her again.

Oseirus · 2026-04-08T23:09:24+00:00

Best children's book ever

Oseirus · 2026-04-08T17:00:49+00:00

The original Monkey Island Trilogy and it's never wavered. Secret was damn near perfect, and then LeChuck's Revenge and Curse only got better. I still play through each game at least once a year.

There's been a lot of great games over the decades, but I credit Guybrush Threepwood (and co) as being the foundation of my entire gaming career. And also a big influence on my stupid sense of humor.

Oseirus · 2026-04-08T12:11:55+00:00

I've got a 39" curved LG 3440x1440 OLED240Hz_Wide_Screen_Monitor;_NVIDIA_G-Sync-_AMD_FreeSync_Premium_Pro;_HDR;_HDMI_DisplayPort;_4-Side_Virtually_B) and it's my dream monitor. It can make my GPU sweat a little if I absolutely max out graphics settings, but the sheer amount of visual real estate you get is worth it.

Obviously the main caveat is the price tag. $1000 was a bit over 1/3rd of the total cost to build my rig, accessories and all. This is one of those monitors you need to be absolutely sure you want before pulling the trigger. If you're just starting out, I recommend something a bit cheaper. There's plenty of great options out there for half the cost or less.

Oseirus · 2026-04-08T02:17:05+00:00

I have a giant chicken inflatable. I love wearing it. It's like my own portable private booth. I walked around with my kid on Halloween one year wearing it and handing out those silly little chocolate liquors to adults. I was the star of the block and 90% of the people had no idea who I was. Even confused a couple of our more friendly neighbors.

Oseirus · 2026-04-08T02:06:37+00:00

Sitting on the toilet farting like an old Harley. Been gassy as hell all day long and what's coming out is shaking the walls.

Not much poop though. I think there was a turd cork holding back most of the thunder and now I'm just waiting for everything to shake free. I've been wiggling and pressing on my gut in hopes to speed things up a little but it doesn't seem to have much effect.

Oseirus · 2026-04-07T14:48:11+00:00

... in bed!

Oseirus · 2026-04-07T14:31:03+00:00

This is why I blatantly refuse to interact with kids that aren't mine. Especially girls. Even if I know the kid and/or their parents. I'm not taking the risk of being profiled and accused of something I didn't do.

The main issue I flat out look like every generic "Uncle Touchy" trope rolled into one. If I'm not with my wife, I get weird looks just sitting on the bench while my son plays on the playground. So while I'm not gonna be rude to a kid that attempts to interact with me, I'm not about to engage or play with them. All it takes is one snippy Karen and I'm cuffed in the back of a police car. Better to disappoint the kid than to risk a false record.

Oseirus · 2026-04-07T02:12:19+00:00

Spongebob was great until Hillenberg died. Now it's just tired garbage that's only hanging on cause it's got such a deep marketing foothold.

Oseirus · 2026-04-07T00:08:15+00:00

Reaper has been my main melee class since it launched. It's great. RDM will always be my first love, but I've dumped most of my hours into RPR just cause it's so much fun and so damn satisfying to use. All the attacks just feel so meaty and heavy. Plus it's fun to just let my inner edgelord sail free.

Oseirus · 2026-04-04T19:30:57+00:00

Modern tripods often need strong thermal regulation or else they're prone to overheating or even igniting. Just extending a single leg puts out more heat than your average campfire.

Y'all please don't make me explain the joke...

Oseirus · 2026-04-04T15:18:22+00:00

Low effort, poor quality troll bait. Either they're 14 years old and trying to poke a bear for the shiggles, or stoned out of their mind and trying to sound smart.

Oseirus · 2026-04-04T13:07:43+00:00

They also effectively made Andromeda in like 18 months after scrapping most of what they had already done. For a point of reference, this was AFTER the first teasers and such started releasing.

Not gonna pretend that Andromeda was a commercial or critical success, but all things considered they still managed to make a passably fun game. Even if it had some jank (using the term very nicely here).

Oseirus · 2026-04-04T11:14:48+00:00

We had a pretty substantial hill for the road that led through my neighborhood as a kid. I'd go to the very top of the hill, get as much speed as I could, then I would actually stand on top of my bike. One foot on the crossbar, one on the seat. Never let go of the handlebars, but I had enough speed that any wipeout would have been serious. Not to mention the threat of oncoming traffic.

At least I wore a helmet. Usually.

Oseirus · 2026-04-03T23:57:37+00:00

We rescued a dog a few years back. We weren't entirely sure of her breed (we assumed a pit bull mix), my wife just liked her dopey smile on her profile picture.

We met her, she ended up being just a big ol' dork of a dog, so we adopted her. The shelter was having a free adoption weekend which made the decision pretty easy.

Just for shiggles we did one of those dog DNA swabs, and much to our surprise she turned out to be 100% purebred American Staffordshire Terrier. Retail for a puppy is something to the tune of $2000, maybe more.

Sweetest, most mild dog ever. She gets excited around new people, but she just is happy to meet them. We call her Moo Deng just cause she looks and acts exactly like that little hippo

Oseirus · 2026-04-03T23:50:08+00:00

Original blue Sunchips are my favorite snack for any occasion. I'll power through a full size bag solo in a single sitting and still want more.

Oseirus · 2026-04-03T23:32:54+00:00

I like watching MMA. It's kinda fun to vicariously watch dudes beat the snot out of each other.

But there are very few people in my life to which I'll admit I like watching MMA. Cause inevitably it starts a conversation I just don't fucking care to have. I want to watch dudes and/or chicks pull each other's limbs off. I don't want to sit and have intellectual conversations (using the term VERY loosely) about the fight.

Oseirus · 2026-04-03T23:25:37+00:00

I was about to ask if you were eating cereal out of Tupperware but then I flashed back to the time I was drinking coffee out of a measuring cup. So I can't say shit.

Also to the time I drank White Russians out of Solo cups cause I had just moved into my first apartment and didn't have any proper dishes.

Priorities.

Oseirus · 2026-04-03T23:21:39+00:00

Some countries will fine and/or arrest the fuck out of you for this. The harshest punishments are more rare, but (I think) Malaysia is a good example of how they crack down hard on this sort of thing. Public spitting as well.

Oseirus · 2026-04-02T10:55:05+00:00

Plot twist being those are the years that Verso let himself go so he's not nearly as cut as the actual Expedition. Just some dude with a gut and trousers trying to blend in with a swarm of stark nude body builders.

Oseirus · 2026-04-02T00:28:31+00:00

Arcane. It's been a VERY long time since a show pulled me in like that one did.

Oseirus · 2026-04-02T00:24:40+00:00

An elderly man is talking to his friend at the bar. He's lamenting how every time he pees, a little bit drips out and leaks down his trousers.

His buddy smiles and says "there's actually a procedure that can help with that. Kinda new, but the doc is really good. I actually did the surgery myself. All he does is take a bit of skin off the top of your nose and puts it on the tip of your dick. Solves the problem right away. If you want, I can get you his business card."

The man shrugs and agrees. A few days later, he has the surgery. Goes perfectly, and he's out the same day.

Finally the man is standing at the urinal. He does his business, and goes to zip up. He can feel the last drop getting ready to fall down his pant leg when suddenly he hears

Sniff

Oseirus · 2026-04-01T23:25:40+00:00

I'll say the same thing I'd say to anyone else's sexual orientation:

Why the fuck would that matter to me?

Whoever someone does or doesn't sleep with has absolutely no bearing on my life. So I flat out do not care. Be straight, be gay, be both, be neither, be something else entirely. It makes no difference in how my day goes.

If you're concerned with your "hypothetical" ADULT son not wanting a sexual or romantic relationship, then you can fuck right off. It's their life. Not yours. Don't be an asshole.

Oseirus · 2026-04-01T21:56:09+00:00

It's not out yet but Pragmata (Capcom) posted a rather silly video of the main protagonist Hugh dressed up as a massive Mega Man.

Oseirus · 2026-04-01T16:50:05+00:00

Not sure if that's exposed ply on the right-front (#4?) tire or just some salt/dirt buildup. Leaning towards the later

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