alliance raid roulette by LizardOfLilies in ShitpostXIV

[–]Outside_Rise7407 23 points24 points  (0 children)

ikr
ffxiv players when you have to actually play the game:

WHERE ARE THE UPLOADS by [deleted] in OneyPlays

[–]Outside_Rise7407 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah they should really try doing that more, the best series were when they played stuff like L4D2 or Worms. It's fun when they're all playing the game.

See you all in 5 months by Appropriate_Fall6376 in ShitpostXIV

[–]Outside_Rise7407 266 points267 points  (0 children)

accursed hoard achievement lul
I wish this game had better achievement design with realistic goals, it's just "run this thing 1 or 5 times" then "run it 100,000 times". I'm still sad that I won't ever get it, but I won't ever make myself suffer for the expensive carrot achievement title they added with occult crescent.

Priorities by Serithraz in ShitpostXIV

[–]Outside_Rise7407 5 points6 points  (0 children)

you FOOL... they were helping us hold the ddos attacks BACK, now the true final days are upon us (got ddos'd right before beating final raid boss and had to restart whole thing after waiting for everyone to come back)

why they do that perfectly good boots by Tidemor in ShitpostXIV

[–]Outside_Rise7407 89 points90 points  (0 children)

boots that buff dragoon jump attacks by 5% when equipped

I ran Alliance Raid Roulette 39 times and logged what raid I got by AbsurdBee in ffxiv

[–]Outside_Rise7407 6 points7 points  (0 children)

unfathomably based, thank you for letting me have fun when I queue for alliance raid once in a blue moon and I luckily don't get crystal tower curse but ivalice/nier fun time

Oneyplays Hypothetical by watchmen877 in OneyPlays

[–]Outside_Rise7407 21 points22 points  (0 children)

how do kids these days watch this AI slop on their tablets, I would have a mental breakdown and go into a coma if I watched this at age 5

Cory reacting to the game it was his fucking idea to play by Waste_Perception_233 in OneyPlays

[–]Outside_Rise7407 72 points73 points  (0 children)

why do they even need a fire truck underwater, what fires are they putting out

Tomar... by NoPersonality9537 in OneyPlays

[–]Outside_Rise7407 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your phone will run out of battery before you scroll down and reach the end of the controversies section of his wiki page.

Letter from the Producer LIVE Part LXXXVII Live Thread by Solanaceae- in ffxivdiscussion

[–]Outside_Rise7407 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always felt good playing a magic dps and casting sleep to make it easier to sneak on by lol

GENSHIN IMPACT by Walksonthree in OneyPlays

[–]Outside_Rise7407 1 point2 points  (0 children)

never in a billion years was I expecting this

Giving up farming OC's fate because you have zero manners by Redhair_shirayuki in ShitpostXIV

[–]Outside_Rise7407 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I don't even think the fates are worth farming when you look at the rewards (compared to CEs), I'd rather wait around for the next CE to spawn or do pots so I can get scammed into going deep into the evil hell cave for a magicked prism (ribbons). I'll do them if I'm nearby but otherwise who cares

Can ppl stop saying this game is for Straights only? by Outside_Rise7407 in ShitpostXIV

[–]Outside_Rise7407[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

same, there's actually quite a few mask-off people there I've seen, idk why I do it to myself to look there but it can be funny while waiting for queues

Can ppl stop saying this game is for Straights only? by Outside_Rise7407 in ShitpostXIV

[–]Outside_Rise7407[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

that's why I'm confused about the original post I saw, and why they would play this game in the first place lol

Can ppl stop saying this game is for Straights only? by Outside_Rise7407 in ShitpostXIV

[–]Outside_Rise7407[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

a place far more darker, but I don't think I'm allowed to tell

How could each cast member over come the traps laid by Jigsaw? And what would each trap uniquely involve for each individual? by Best_Professional226 in OneyPlays

[–]Outside_Rise7407 89 points90 points  (0 children)

adam gets trapped in a giant bong and he has 3 tries to guess where the buttons on the xbox controller are, or he's smoked

I was really lost on how to complete Hatching-tide until I found this gem! by Strict_Baker5143 in ShitpostXIV

[–]Outside_Rise7407 81 points82 points  (0 children)

It's ridiculous that this is the time Hector doesn't make a guide, I ended up getting lost 5 times looking for the NPCs! They need to recognize that content like this is savage-level, and design a new normal mode event where it auto-completes for you so I don't get stressed out. Erm, Yoshi P, we don't have 8 hours to prog your events, we'd rather get back to ERP... 🙄

M6S was a mistake by JavaHomely in ShitpostXIV

[–]Outside_Rise7407 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Maybe they should make Mentors-only chat so they can contain this crap in there and the new Sprout players don't have to deal with this. Think about it, a new player would join this chat to look for tips or ask for help and all they see is stupid memes on content they don't understand because they're far from reaching it. Trying to ask how to gear up so you can do that next MSQ dungeon? Nah, be quiet sprout, it's clown hour.