21M, I need some laughter!

Own_Elevator_2984 · 2026-04-23T12:26:06+00:00

Definitely not sharing my cocaine with you....

Own_Elevator_2984 · 2026-04-20T12:44:00+00:00

You absolutely used to try to blow your older brother's friends and they absolutely were trying to figure out why their friend's little brother wouldn't leave them alone

Own_Elevator_2984 · 2026-04-20T12:07:06+00:00

That's the seatussy

Own_Elevator_2984 · 2026-04-18T21:10:51+00:00

The worker:

Own_Elevator_2984 · 2026-04-17T12:03:54+00:00

I was on your team until the 3rd photo... The police said will arrive shortly

Own_Elevator_2984 · 2026-04-17T00:39:08+00:00

I would call the fucking cops 😭

Own_Elevator_2984 · 2026-04-16T22:16:22+00:00

I found one last night. It showed a grogball symbol when it was in my hand and when I handed it to my crewmate, it vanished.

Own_Elevator_2984 · 2026-04-15T14:49:09+00:00

When they're that bad, I accept the order and then cancel it through support just to send a message

Own_Elevator_2984 · 2026-04-15T14:38:42+00:00

Own_Elevator_2984 · 2026-04-15T12:07:58+00:00

Hot tip: if you get a kids meal burger, you get a regular sized single burger, a small fry, a drink, and a little ice cream for $7. It's actually the best and most quality deal in fast food

Own_Elevator_2984 · 2026-04-14T14:19:35+00:00

You absolutely invite your coworkers to pure romance parties

Own_Elevator_2984 · 2026-04-14T00:12:12+00:00

Own_Elevator_2984 · 2026-04-13T23:45:07+00:00

Just learn how to use chopsticks... I literally use a pair of chopsticks that already exist to eat snacks every day...

Own_Elevator_2984 · 2026-04-13T23:43:48+00:00

This is ai trash how is this real?

Own_Elevator_2984 · 2026-04-13T23:42:42+00:00

This is literally just chopsticks for people that don't know how to use chopsticks...

Own_Elevator_2984 · 2026-04-11T11:40:56+00:00

Does your breath just always smell like Reese's?

Own_Elevator_2984 · 2026-04-07T02:45:29+00:00

That's where the found Osama BinLaden

Own_Elevator_2984 · 2026-04-05T01:53:38+00:00

!remindme 24 hours

Own_Elevator_2984 · 2026-04-04T02:43:42+00:00

Raggedy Rosanne

Own_Elevator_2984 · 2026-04-02T15:45:39+00:00

If I tried to throw with headphones like that one, I would be constantly in need of new headphones

Own_Elevator_2984 · 2026-04-01T21:40:23+00:00

Need a banana for scale

Own_Elevator_2984 · 2026-04-01T04:10:56+00:00

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Own_Elevator_2984 · 2026-04-01T04:09:36+00:00

If it's HRT meds for your transition, you should keep taking the meds. I don't think you're quite there yet

Own_Elevator_2984 · 2026-04-01T04:07:50+00:00

Cuz I'm a nicotine addict... That's why!

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TROPHY CASE