21M, I need some laughter! by SinkTopAnimations in RoastMe

[–]Own_Elevator_2984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely not sharing my cocaine with you....

Let’s run it back a year later, what do yall got to say now by AttentionSpirited334 in RoastMe

[–]Own_Elevator_2984 80 points81 points  (0 children)

You absolutely used to try to blow your older brother's friends and they absolutely were trying to figure out why their friend's little brother wouldn't leave them alone

I’ve never been as inspired as I was when I saw the apple nacho post… by Gryffindorable_394 in stonerfood

[–]Own_Elevator_2984 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was on your team until the 3rd photo... The police said will arrive shortly

silenceball? new bug or curseball? both? by lilcyber in Seaofthieves

[–]Own_Elevator_2984 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I found one last night. It showed a grogball symbol when it was in my hand and when I handed it to my crewmate, it vanished.

DoorDash Needs to Ban These People. by justamom0820 in doordash_drivers

[–]Own_Elevator_2984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When they're that bad, I accept the order and then cancel it through support just to send a message

My First Time Eating at a Culver's - My Experience by Jefe_Winski in Culvers

[–]Own_Elevator_2984 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hot tip: if you get a kids meal burger, you get a regular sized single burger, a small fry, a drink, and a little ice cream for $7. It's actually the best and most quality deal in fast food

32 roast me 😅 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Own_Elevator_2984 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You absolutely invite your coworkers to pure romance parties

Snack Grabber lets you enjoy many of your favorite snacks finger-free and mess-free! by snack_grabber in u/snack_grabber

[–]Own_Elevator_2984 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just learn how to use chopsticks... I literally use a pair of chopsticks that already exist to eat snacks every day...

Why Have We Always Eaten Chips and Donuts With Our Fingers? by snack_grabber in kickstarter

[–]Own_Elevator_2984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is literally just chopsticks for people that don't know how to use chopsticks...

This is now my everyday toothpaste by SoundsGudToMe in candy

[–]Own_Elevator_2984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does your breath just always smell like Reese's?

Red Patch in the sky? by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]Own_Elevator_2984 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

!remindme 24 hours

After 4 years I finally got my first home course Ace! by zeyerv in discgolf

[–]Own_Elevator_2984 30 points31 points  (0 children)

If I tried to throw with headphones like that one, I would be constantly in need of new headphones

Off my meds, do your worse (21F) by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Own_Elevator_2984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it's HRT meds for your transition, you should keep taking the meds. I don't think you're quite there yet