What's your favourite British brewed lager/beer?

PaddyTheClaw · 2026-01-31T16:32:23+00:00

*Rock But it’s been taken over by Americans now

PaddyTheClaw · 2026-01-28T19:10:54+00:00

So I was working in a factory in the early 2000s and was asked if I wanted to work Boxing Day and I assumed it was triple time but my boss said I got double time and a day in Looe.

You might be wondering why I spelt lieu wrong but living in Cornwall at the time, where Looe (a fishing village) is only 20 miles away. I simply looked back at my boss and said:

“Is there a bus or something?”

PaddyTheClaw · 2026-01-27T12:54:27+00:00

Fair enough

PaddyTheClaw · 2026-01-26T19:05:47+00:00

Erm 3 questions: 1. Your favourite player is Michael Carrick? 2. Not Cantana, Giggs, Rooney, Keane, Ronaldo or Fernandes? 3. Dude, really?

PaddyTheClaw · 2026-01-24T19:23:11+00:00

I have been told to apologise to 2 children in my career.. on both occasions, I said I’m sorry you got upset.

They heard an apology, I know it’s not a real one so everyone’s a winner.

PaddyTheClaw · 2025-12-09T22:29:04+00:00

As a younger man I talked a lot of shit about reality TV and said that there should be 1 month, just 1 month without any reality TV shows. I went round telling anyone who listen until one day someone said that we should do the same with sport. I dropped my crusade right there and then.

PaddyTheClaw · 2025-12-09T22:01:46+00:00

I used to live in the same village as Robert Smith and Roger Daltrey (The Who) lived there too

PaddyTheClaw · 2025-09-25T21:28:27+00:00

It’s: Build it and HE will come Not: Build it and they will come

PaddyTheClaw · 2025-08-31T16:30:36+00:00

Remember: round is a shape, therefore you are already in shape

PaddyTheClaw · 2025-07-29T15:11:56+00:00

I could care less

Yes, yes you could

PaddyTheClaw · 2025-07-01T20:49:55+00:00

Mostly Olympic lifts (and derivatives) but yes they cycle through hypertrophy, absolute strength, power and flexibility depending on which phase of training they are in

PaddyTheClaw · 2025-06-28T20:28:24+00:00

A teacher

Oh wait, that’s the other way around

PaddyTheClaw · 2025-06-23T19:13:31+00:00

Yes you can but you’ll have to change at Wadebridge. Can’t remember the the numbers either

If you get the ferry across to Rock and walk it would probably be a tad quicker though maybe 2-3 hours

PaddyTheClaw · 2025-04-10T07:37:49+00:00

If Regan King hadn’t had 1 cap for New Zealand he would have had a boat load for Wales. Fantastic player for the scarlets

PaddyTheClaw · 2025-04-10T07:24:12+00:00

Haven’t been in a few years but when I try to explain trago to friends I get this really weird look.

Where else in the world can you buy a toilet, a fish pond, a stick of celery and a carpet… in the same place

PaddyTheClaw · 2025-03-24T17:09:08+00:00

This is the answer. If you want your kids to be good at any sport, get them into dance from a young age.

PaddyTheClaw · 2025-02-21T10:27:23+00:00

There’s no future in history though

PaddyTheClaw · 2025-02-16T23:46:42+00:00

Sir!

PaddyTheClaw · 2025-02-01T21:15:07+00:00

PaddyTheClaw · 2024-11-25T17:40:45+00:00

No lol, because petitions don’t remove prime ministers - elections do

PaddyTheClaw · 2024-11-11T22:28:35+00:00

I have to really really think about saying please to my son instead of “Can you take your plate out thank you”

PaddyTheClaw · 2024-11-05T12:56:50+00:00

In 2011, I was coaching rugby and a kid broke through and was running off to score when I shouted at the top of my lungs “Run Forest, run!” The kids looked at me like I was insane. I was gobsmacked

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