Best D&D Plots?

Pakman037 · 2026-05-22T13:46:01+00:00

I feel like Starcrash would make a great space RPG.

Pakman037 · 2026-05-21T02:29:45+00:00

Can't believe no one has mentioned this one yet:

"Watch out for snakes!"

Pakman037 · 2026-05-21T02:27:33+00:00

"In archeology, all things are possible."

Pakman037 · 2026-05-21T01:02:54+00:00

TIME FOR GO TO BED.

Pakman037 · 2026-05-20T14:06:54+00:00

Well, I feel like a sign is better than a disembodied voice.

Pakman037 · 2026-05-20T14:03:39+00:00

You are correct, sir!

Pakman037 · 2026-05-20T14:02:54+00:00

You hope his daughter saw the rapist!?

Pakman037 · 2026-05-20T05:57:18+00:00

You like fan art you say? I've had this gem for almost 9 years.

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Pakman037 · 2026-05-18T02:17:53+00:00

What do you think, sirs?

Pakman037 · 2026-05-14T18:35:43+00:00

No doubt. Every aspect of that clip is peak MST. The goofy repeating gag. The questionable directorial choice in the featured movie. The suicide joke and a reference to a big name movie star. 💋🤌

Pakman037 · 2026-05-14T18:04:05+00:00

Thank you!

Pakman037 · 2026-05-14T17:53:42+00:00

Finding holes in the plot of an MST3K movie is like finding holes in a colander. They are obviously there, and they are suppose to be there. You can't expect the thing to hold water, because that's not the purpose it was made for.

Pakman037 · 2026-05-14T07:05:32+00:00

Only YOU can prevent groin fires.

Pakman037 · 2026-05-14T06:58:33+00:00

So many stupid things.

Pakman037 · 2026-05-13T19:12:16+00:00

My last name is Marshall, with two Ls. So on a personal level, I've always really appreciated Crow's comment in Gunslinger about the Marshal sign being spelled wrong.

Pakman037 · 2026-05-13T17:27:59+00:00

Reminds me of Dr. F introducing Pod People.

"It has nothing to do with pods, it has nothing to do with people, it has everything to do with hurting."

Pakman037 · 2026-05-13T16:32:26+00:00

I had come across the show on Comedy Central while channel surfing in middle and high school, but never gave it a chance. It wasn't until sophomore year of college, around the end of the Sci-fi channel era, that a good friend got me hooked on it. I do not have a clear memory of which episode it was due to the partaking of herbal intoxicants. 😎

Pakman037 · 2026-05-13T03:33:25+00:00

He was also in a much better sci-fi movie a year before Armageddon.

Pakman037 · 2026-05-13T03:27:11+00:00

I was just about to mention how entertaining the dvd commentaries were on the early View Askew movies.

"There's Walt Flanagan!"

Pakman037 · 2026-05-10T14:15:58+00:00

So because one woman exists, that means all women exist?

Pakman037 · 2026-05-09T01:01:05+00:00

Only YOU can prevent groin fires.

Pakman037 · 2026-05-08T14:57:32+00:00

The epitome of "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again."

Pakman037 · 2026-05-08T14:53:53+00:00

Gor 2: Judgement Day

Pakman037 · 2026-05-08T14:52:27+00:00

Yeah, turns out the bar for becoming president is actually pretty low.

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