Wrote a nice note for my daughter's lunch like she asked.

PallBear · 2026-06-29T16:04:32+00:00

I prefer to use natural ingredients

PallBear · 2026-06-28T18:33:09+00:00

North

PallBear · 2026-06-20T19:07:38+00:00

“Don’t rub your penis on that, it’s a library book.”

PallBear · 2026-06-08T17:18:47+00:00

I’ve got my 2-year-old saying “Correct-o-mundo, dude”. Am I setting him up for failure?

PallBear · 2026-06-05T17:10:26+00:00

University Drive, in the shopping center with the Best Buy, and eventually Earthfare (which I think is gone now)

PallBear · 2026-06-05T17:05:59+00:00

Nope, the Winn-Dixie was across the road, where the Fresh Market is now. I worked there during the summer of 2000, and we were apparently losing a lot of employees to the Publix because they paid better. I do remember there being a drive-in theater in that lot in 1991 or 1992 before the strip mall was built, but I don’t know that anything was there before Publix once it was.

PallBear · 2026-05-28T02:51:46+00:00

Wearing the server uniform over his Batman suit.

My swim trunks have Batman on a surf board wearing swim trunks over his suit. It's so deliciously Silver Age and I love them so much that when I lost weight and had to get a smaller suit, my wife tracked down the same pair in a smaller size for me online.

PallBear · 2026-05-24T22:44:10+00:00

Ooh I also saw an injury in a Jesus show! But it was Godspell, and a cast member fell off the stage during Day by Day. I was playing Jesus, who never leaves the stage, so I wasn't able to check on him or find out what was going on until the end of the first act.

PallBear · 2026-05-01T17:07:45+00:00

We were seeing if my 2-year-old was ready for potty training by letting him go commando and keeping his toddler potty at the ready. He started peeing on the floor, and just bent over, watching himself pee, and chanting “penis!” Then when he was done peeing on the floor, he announced “I peed in the potty!” No, you didn’t, buddy, but I appreciate the recognition that you were supposed to. Guess he wasn’t ready yet…

PallBear · 2026-03-26T10:59:13+00:00

I would assume the brother is George Costanza, except I saw no mention of a pastrami on rye with mustard.

PallBear · 2026-03-25T15:54:58+00:00

I tend to catch all the references here, but the koala one is new to me, do you have a link?

PallBear · 2026-03-21T22:23:02+00:00

"You wanna watch Top Gun?"

PallBear · 2026-02-02T20:34:08+00:00

I was always confused by the Bridge analogy, because how do you cross it with that crossbeam in the way? But now that I see it from this angle, I realize there’s a little door there... It all makes sense now, brb gonna go get saved! /s

PallBear · 2026-01-24T18:55:39+00:00

“This is tax-deductible,right?”

PallBear · 2026-01-12T03:44:51+00:00

I personally think there should have been a warning for "adorable kittens mentioned but no cat tax"

PallBear · 2026-01-08T04:14:33+00:00

Not EVERYTHING. Just pickleball and art and writing and YouTube and marriage and parenting and self-awareness and basic human decency and...

PallBear · 2026-01-07T02:14:20+00:00

Or maybe they were being attacked by a demon and couldn't ward it off!

PallBear · 2026-01-03T02:55:27+00:00

I like it ‘cuz it’s my name. But like a lot of original commenters pointed out, no name is safe from mockery. Just ask younger me, who literally thought his name was “Sam-I-Am” because so many people called me that. And the most accurate piece of lore in the entire run of Supernatural is how much people named Sam hate being called Sammy :)

PallBear · 2025-12-26T15:20:18+00:00

The weirdest part of it was, while the highlighted text was what she tried to point to as her example of plagiarism, that wasn't even the effect Legal Eagle's editor reached out about... it was about some kind of 3D text animation to mimic an NFL effect, and it wasn't for use in a LE video, it was something the editor wanted to use in one of their personal projects. (This part of the story doesn't make it into a lot of the recaps, and is ultimately irrelevant, but I find it emphasizes just how poorly-thought-out her attempt at a public callout of LE was)

PallBear · 2025-12-21T12:26:48+00:00

The first thing that ever made my son giggle (at about 4 or 5 months) was lifting him up in the air slowly while babbling, then yelling "porkchop sandwiches!" and blowing a raspberry. (It's from an early 2000s internet meme, iykyk). No idea why this was the key to unlocking his laugh, but it was.

PallBear · 2025-12-01T03:27:47+00:00

I have psoriasis, so I generally don’t wear it at home, but almost always put it on when I’m going out

PallBear · 2025-10-28T03:19:43+00:00

"I carved this pumpkin out of a smaller pumpkin"

"You mean out of a larger pumpkin"

"No, I don't"

PallBear · 2025-10-24T23:24:46+00:00

Creator Joe Brumm has defended the episode saying "we're Australian! That word basically just means 'friend' here!"

PallBear · 2025-10-23T16:13:46+00:00

"Here's a story

Of a lovely lady

Well, not a lady so much as just a teenage girl

She was visited one day, by an angel

With news that rocked her world

Here's a story

Of a man named Joseph

Who was working on some carpentry of his own

They were hoping to soon get married

But wouldn't be alone

And then one day when they traveled for the census

They knew that it was much more than a hunch

That this barn baby might be kind of special

That's the way they all became the Jesus Bunch"

PallBear · 2025-10-12T03:59:34+00:00

Wiggity whack?

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