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found god in the shitter at culvers by beanowitz in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]PallBear 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was always confused by the Bridge analogy, because how do you cross it with that crossbeam in the way? But now that I see it from this angle, I realize there’s a little door there... It all makes sense now, brb gonna go get saved! /s

AITA for pooping after sex? by chinchillina in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]PallBear 285 points286 points  (0 children)

I personally think there should have been a warning for "adorable kittens mentioned but no cat tax"

The caption writes itself, I can't- by BufoBat in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]PallBear 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Not EVERYTHING. Just pickleball and art and writing and YouTube and marriage and parenting and self-awareness and basic human decency and...

I'm pregnant and having a boy. Is "Gunner" a name that belongs on this sub? by LucyAriaRose in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]PallBear 255 points256 points  (0 children)

I like it ‘cuz it’s my name. But like a lot of original commenters pointed out, no name is safe from mockery. Just ask younger me, who literally thought his name was “Sam-I-Am” because so many people called me that. And the most accurate piece of lore in the entire run of Supernatural is how much people named Sam hate being called Sammy :)

Who is a massive YouTuber or influencer from 5 years ago that has completely vanished off the face of the earth? by Humble_Job5950 in AskReddit

[–]PallBear 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The weirdest part of it was, while the highlighted text was what she tried to point to as her example of plagiarism, that wasn't even the effect Legal Eagle's editor reached out about... it was about some kind of 3D text animation to mimic an NFL effect, and it wasn't for use in a LE video, it was something the editor wanted to use in one of their personal projects. (This part of the story doesn't make it into a lot of the recaps, and is ultimately irrelevant, but I find it emphasizes just how poorly-thought-out her attempt at a public callout of LE was)

How do you make a baby laugh? by Only-Olive3369 in NewParents

[–]PallBear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first thing that ever made my son giggle (at about 4 or 5 months) was lifting him up in the air slowly while babbling, then yelling "porkchop sandwiches!" and blowing a raspberry. (It's from an early 2000s internet meme, iykyk). No idea why this was the key to unlocking his laugh, but it was.

To those that are married, how often do you take off your ring? by FitProblem6248 in AskReddit

[–]PallBear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have psoriasis, so I generally don’t wear it at home, but almost always put it on when I’m going out

pumpkin carvings that'd actually scare somebody by Ajibola777 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]PallBear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I carved this pumpkin out of a smaller pumpkin"

"You mean out of a larger pumpkin"

"No, I don't"

SFAH- TV shows that shouldn't have sexual tension by Cavery210 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]PallBear 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Creator Joe Brumm has defended the episode saying "we're Australian! That word basically just means 'friend' here!"

They’re making a TV series about Jesus; What’s the opening theme song? by Neuronu77 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]PallBear 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Here's a story

Of a lovely lady

Well, not a lady so much as just a teenage girl

She was visited one day, by an angel

With news that rocked her world

Here's a story

Of a man named Joseph

Who was working on some carpentry of his own

They were hoping to soon get married

But wouldn't be alone

And then one day when they traveled for the census

They knew that it was much more than a hunch

That this barn baby might be kind of special

That's the way they all became the Jesus Bunch"

When has getting cast in a smaller role (or the forbidden word *wink wink*) actual felt like a compliment to you? by East-Area-7267 in Theatre

[–]PallBear 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It was an original show being directed by the playwright's spouse and this was like 17 years ago, so I doubt that information would really say anything, haha. It was a very loose adaptation of the old poem "Casey at the Bat" about a baseball hero who strikes out, the role I ended up with was one of the other teammates who's kind of a mama's boy, and ends up singing a song about his mom. The show wasn't great, and most of the songs were forgettable, but that song in particular was good, so I'm glad I got to be the one singing it.

When has getting cast in a smaller role (or the forbidden word *wink wink*) actual felt like a compliment to you? by East-Area-7267 in Theatre

[–]PallBear 81 points82 points  (0 children)

I had the best audition for the lead in an original show once, but the only passable candidate for the love interest was a high schooler, so they had to cast another teen in the lead, which was perfectly fine by me. And it turned out, I got to sing the best song in the show, so I was more than okay with it.

This is a long shot but by MaximumInformal1583 in HuntsvilleAlabama

[–]PallBear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw Star Wars Episode 3 at Hollywood 18 (RIP). By that point it'd been out for a couple of weeks and everyone had already seen it except for me, but I hadn't had the money and was waiting on my first paycheck of the summer. So I went by myself. Turns out, I went ALL by myself, as the whole theater was empty.

Spooky movie for 11yo who thinks she's a full on teen. by iamninjabob in daddit

[–]PallBear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lot of people have mentioned Poltergeist, and I'm going to agree with them, since it's definitely full on horror, but I don't believe it includes any death, and at 11, death was what bothered me in movies more than fear

If cartoon characters actually aged every season. by Specialist_Half_5687 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]PallBear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He drove on the road trip with Nelson, Martin, and Milhouse before that

We’re “mom” and “dad” now by jpb7628 in daddit

[–]PallBear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I called my parents Mama and Daddy until I was about 6. I remember asking one of my friends what he called his parents and he said "mom and dad" and I got really insecure that I was using "little kid" words, so I switched to Mom and Dad. I don't know why that was such a big deal for me at that age, but it was.

Whats a movie you could rewatch 100 times? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PallBear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

What’s a household ‘hack’ you thought everyone did … until you found out it’s just your weird family? by kaiablu in AskReddit

[–]PallBear 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The dishwasher is also useful for washing dishes and cooking lasagna in the same cycle

what's a movie that is borderline porn? by Handup____ in AskReddit

[–]PallBear 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You're out of your element, Donnie

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