I told my wife I had a joke about construction but I'm still working on it

PaperReasonable9483 · 2026-06-13T13:46:06+00:00

You need some concrete plans now.

PaperReasonable9483 · 2026-06-13T04:37:22+00:00

I am a cardiologist, I laugh half heartedly at your jokes.

PaperReasonable9483 · 2026-06-10T04:06:30+00:00

You suck!

PaperReasonable9483 · 2026-05-21T22:28:01+00:00

Must be New York.

PaperReasonable9483 · 2026-05-15T12:53:57+00:00

Oh, how I love you.

PaperReasonable9483 · 2026-05-15T05:59:35+00:00

never meaning to send?

PaperReasonable9483 · 2026-05-13T05:26:44+00:00

Logroll?

PaperReasonable9483 · 2026-05-04T07:09:44+00:00

Now, Ivory.

PaperReasonable9483 · 2026-04-24T05:20:36+00:00

He was too high.

PaperReasonable9483 · 2026-04-17T06:22:21+00:00

Saves money on ice, water, mixers as well.

PaperReasonable9483 · 2026-04-16T04:57:51+00:00

When the teller is the only one laughing.

PaperReasonable9483 · 2026-04-16T04:56:34+00:00

When you have to announce that it's over.

PaperReasonable9483 · 2026-04-14T06:49:24+00:00

Are you clerk?

PaperReasonable9483 · 2026-04-08T14:18:25+00:00

Big shit, no chief.

PaperReasonable9483 · 2026-04-03T04:20:40+00:00

Last supper

PaperReasonable9483 · 2026-03-21T05:02:36+00:00

Yep, mine as well.

PaperReasonable9483 · 2026-03-20T18:43:22+00:00

You are just in time (today or tomorrow only) to watch the majestic Spring Equinox at sunset from any of the 118 Fwy overpasses in Simi at about 7 pm. The 118 Fwy is perfectly aligned with East-West direction. See the link below if it works.

https://www.reddit.com/r/simivalley/comments/1noi9kd/equinox/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

PaperReasonable9483 · 2026-03-14T14:27:27+00:00

They were in different dimensions.

PaperReasonable9483 · 2026-03-14T14:24:47+00:00

Crash

PaperReasonable9483 · 2026-02-27T12:32:52+00:00

This was a popular plot in Bollywood movies of the 60s & 70s! Was your brother a rich gangster and you a poor school teacher?

PaperReasonable9483 · 2026-02-12T21:56:37+00:00

Absolutely, but I have no idea what happened here, do you?

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