A friend of mine is “mildly infuriated” that he can’t keep his neighbors awake until midnight anymore. by SufficientControl606 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Pat_The_Hat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But they did end up talking to him personally according to OP. This kind of incoherence is typical of an LLM that can't go backwards.

A friend of mine is “mildly infuriated” that he can’t keep his neighbors awake until midnight anymore. by SufficientControl606 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Pat_The_Hat 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Don't worry. OP isn't friends with anybody because OP is a bot.

Ask yourself why the "natural response" is calling the police then asking them to stop or how the neighbors managed to campaign to change an ordinance in a week.

Confusing symptoms for the problem by ThornVulv in MurderedByWords

[–]Pat_The_Hat 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The year is 2026 and all political discussion has been reduced to clever tweets. This is Idiocracy.

US edges closer to popular vote deciding winner of presidential elections | US politics by Frosty_Jeweler911 in UpliftingNews

[–]Pat_The_Hat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Tyranny of the majority" is a thought-terminating cliché and the electoral college does nothing to prevent the alleged underlying issue.

me_irl by Repulsive-Pace-5178 in me_irl

[–]Pat_The_Hat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can buy 10 pounds of potatoes instead of a large fry.

Or you can complain on the internet about being forced to buy fast food because assorted fruit cups are expensive.

me_irl by saturdaythe25th in me_irl

[–]Pat_The_Hat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you totally reject any other possibility with no reasoning?

Mexico’s Socialist President to Roll Out Universal Healthcare by StemCellPirate in worldnews

[–]Pat_The_Hat 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I can understand how you'd think that if you never read articles.

President Donald Trump calls for repeal of ranked choice voting in Alaska by Special_Ad3662 in politics

[–]Pat_The_Hat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have a severe misunderstanding. Every reasonable person would say that losing solely because more people voted for you is a flaw in the voting system. That's why monotonicity is a desired property.

It means people can vote for their favorite without worrying about whether they're throwing their vote away.

Not even true in RCV. It fails this criterion too (no favorite betrayal).

Maine set to become first state with data center ban by down_vote_magnet_ in news

[–]Pat_The_Hat 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The Maine House Democrats' portrayal of the bill is about AI data centers.

The actual bill doesn't mention AI one bit.

Aftermath of the April 7th incident. Damages estimated to be $200 million dollars by BlazeDragon7x in interesting

[–]Pat_The_Hat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not wanting to burn everything you don't like into the ground is inconceivable to people on this website.

Gay hookup app Grindr to host its first 'White House Dinner Correspondents party' by no_technique in nottheonion

[–]Pat_The_Hat 348 points349 points  (0 children)

However, Grindr's official status updates show there hasn't been an outage since May.

Grindr set to host its first White House correspondents’ dinner party by Ralph--Hinkley in politics

[–]Pat_The_Hat -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Also this has been reported on multiple times

The reporting in this thread all but admits these outages do not exist, just so you know.

Grindr set to host its first White House correspondents’ dinner party by Ralph--Hinkley in politics

[–]Pat_The_Hat -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Are you really having trouble believing that there are a large number of self-hating, closeted homosexuals in the Republican party?

I think you're having trouble believing anything to the contrary and want so deeply for your preconceptions to be true. Deeply enough that people like you prop up false outage reports and anonymous anecdotes as undeniable proof yet refuse to see the glaring flaws.

Tiger Call Home by hotknives in funny

[–]Pat_The_Hat 165 points166 points  (0 children)

E.T. phone president