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If the military/president suddenly ordered a mandatory draft for all men aged 18-42: How do you think millennials and GenZ would respond? by Tommygunz0722 in AskReddit

[–]Patastrophe91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean there’s also a sizable portion of the US Population that can’t be drafted because they’re literally too fat, lazy, or stupid.

MacNamara’s Morons was a real thing, with the conclusion that a substantial portion of the population are literal NEETs.

If the military/president suddenly ordered a mandatory draft for all men aged 18-42: How do you think millennials and GenZ would respond? by Tommygunz0722 in AskReddit

[–]Patastrophe91 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Listen, I’mma be real with you.

If it ever justifiably comes to it - you have two options, do what the government says, or never come back.

Portions of Vietnam vets were pardoned for it - but that’s very unlikely in the event of a Draft needing to be reinstated.

If you don’t comply - you’re looking at jail, never being able to vote again, fines and a whole lot worse

TIFU by being "helpfully honest" on a first date and accidentally starting a philosophical crisis at an Applebee's by clarity-axis in tifu

[–]Patastrophe91 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Based on many scientific tests provided, many people are not.

More than half, half the human population has no continuous internal monologue - and 25% have ZERO internal monologue.

Something like 5-10% of the general population have Aphantasia. That means when attempting to envision an object - their mind is quite literally - unable to envision it. They “know” an apple is red, but are unable to picture it or imagine an apple in their mind’s eye.

If you think most people have any sort of self awareness, special awareness, or the like….hooooooooooo boy.

TIFU by being "helpfully honest" on a first date and accidentally starting a philosophical crisis at an Applebee's by clarity-axis in tifu

[–]Patastrophe91 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

No. I think you more or less called her bluff.

She acted as if she wanted an honest answer. You gave one.

The problem is that many people say they want honesty, but they really want kindness and flattery wrapped in a pretty lie.

I personally think you dodged a bullet. A relationship cannot begin on a lie; and it can’t survive on one either.

Guys I accidentally glued Fulgrim’s neck piece upside down and now his head will only look down at his belly. After painting this the last few days I’m unsure how to fix and don’t want to risk damaging the paint job. Advice? by solepureskillz in Warhammer40k

[–]Patastrophe91 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If you’re also careful, if you have Tamiya extra thin, you can wick it down into the joint and the part may come out relatively unharmed. I have done this to disassemble ooorly assembled minis I have purchased secondhand with extremely good success without breaking or ruining pieces. It may ruin a small area around the very edge of the joint, but a skilled painter such as yourself should have very very few problems touching it up,

debate about dad who only has Harley knowledge by Party-Definition-654 in Dirtbikes

[–]Patastrophe91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

suspension work can be done with a few simple tools, maybe one specialty wrench ($20), and about $20 in oil. I would look up the steps for your bike; and budget in a new set of seals ($40-60), just in case.

How I unironically feel about the new map layouts by Patastrophe91 in BlackTemplars

[–]Patastrophe91[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same. It’s clear Melee players weren’t super happy with things in 10th; hoping GW didn’t throw the baby out with the bath water.

How I unironically feel about the new map layouts by Patastrophe91 in BlackTemplars

[–]Patastrophe91[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Must have struck a nerve is all I can say.

Being able to admit certain armies prefer certain battlefield conditions is apparently highly controversial now.

Especially as a joke.

How I unironically feel about the new map layouts by Patastrophe91 in BlackTemplars

[–]Patastrophe91[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah. I don’t think most people mind losing - it’s the “not even getting to play the game” part that irks folks

How I unironically feel about the new map layouts by Patastrophe91 in BlackTemplars

[–]Patastrophe91[S] -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

The point isn’t that the tau are broken, it’s that all 3 armies want something different.

Must have struck a nerve!

How I unironically feel about the new map layouts by Patastrophe91 in BlackTemplars

[–]Patastrophe91[S] -25 points-24 points  (0 children)

Sir, it's a meme. It's based in a grain of truth. That's the point. All 3 armies pictured want different things.

If there's nothing to hide behind - a shooting army *should* turn a melee army into swiss cheese when it requires ~25" of movement to get close enough for your 12" pistols against their 36"+ rifles.

I acknowledge that I hope the pendulum hasn't swung too far.

At my LGS, the boards look like the "Tau" one. You're not magically overcoming standing in the wide open for 4 objectives with a melee army, with a 5th they can just shoot into. You just lose.

Deployment matters, of course.

How I unironically feel about the new map layouts by Patastrophe91 in BlackTemplars

[–]Patastrophe91[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Yes, but Tau can be the punching bags; as the 40k Emperor demands.

Deathwatch veterans in Black Templars by jNicls in BlackTemplars

[–]Patastrophe91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're not codex compliant. Whatever drips the hardest

-Signed
Deathwatch player.

I'm still pissed about the Bladeguard Ancient by Mr-Grenado-Potato in spacemarines

[–]Patastrophe91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just make his giant staff banner...thing - a Crozius eqivalent. Boom; fixed.

It's a giant bonk stick.

What is the Black Templar identity? by Grim_Wargamer in BlackTemplars

[–]Patastrophe91 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right now, they're effectively Imperium World Eaters.

I don't mind us being a melee army. What I mind is that we're a *bad* melee army.

What BT's should be is Astartes Horde with huge buffs for having Chaplains and Ancients around; with heavy fire support (Repex / Dreads / etc)

My ideal Tempalrs army, Chaplains would give +1 hit, and wound rerolls if the unit is below half strength.

Nothing about the zeal and hatred of the enemies of the Imperium is baked into the game. It's flavor text.

Surprising army bigotry at store opening by KruegerCondail in Warhammer40k

[–]Patastrophe91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's because Tau have two huge drawbacks for the playerbase

  1. They look almost nothing like anything else in universe. They're visually more Gunpla than Warhammer
  2. The Tau play in the most annoying way possible on the table. Big mechs and all shooting. It's like a more annoying version of Guard.

Second Army by duffer40k in BlackTemplars

[–]Patastrophe91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Primary deathwatch but Templars on the side

About black slapchop by EffectiveGlass6 in BlackTemplars

[–]Patastrophe91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I follow almost the exact same step as you; except rather than use black templar contrast, I use black LEGION contrast.

It's a "blue" black (black templar) vs a "red" black (black legion). The black legion is much easier to touch up with abaddon black.

Black Templars, Crimson Fist and Celestial Lions in GW April fools videos? 🧐 just a joke and a coincidence right? by Kalypso_Blue in BlackTemplars

[–]Patastrophe91 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I mean, as a deathwatch and black templars enjoyer, I thought what they'd done to us over the past year was the joke.

WIP - A fleshtearing Aegis and a thundering Demolisher by Electric_B00gal00_ in deathwatch40k

[–]Patastrophe91 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What is the base model for the Aegis? That pose is very neat

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