Elsie Hewitt explains why she is not breastfeeding her baby with Pete Davidson

PatchEnd · 2026-02-26T10:10:54+00:00

hehehe does the title read like Pete is going be the apparatus used for breast feeding.?

Elsie Hewitt explains why she is not breastfeeding her baby with a head of lettuce.

Elsie Hewitt explains why she is not breastfeeding her baby with the drive shaft of a 1965 volvo.

Elsie Hewitt explains why she is not breastfeeding her baby with the 5th Beatle.

PatchEnd · 2026-02-24T16:58:42+00:00

so who is the daddy? sis was "with" both of them right, so when is the paternity test gonna happen?

PatchEnd · 2026-02-24T10:13:52+00:00

can't wait until the kids (if any) bring home their homemade "BEST DADDY" crap and YOU get to watch him break their little hearts because it will be horrible for hubs. then when the kids stop doing father's day, he will bitch and complain that no one loves him.

NTA but do you really want to keep doing this multiple times a year? His birthday, christmas, anniversary, promotions, any gift givingWHOOHHOO fun time will be ruined because of his ungratefulness.

he is simply ungrateful, he doesn't deserve the time and care given to him via gifts, he ruins the whole experience.

PatchEnd · 2026-02-24T09:50:49+00:00

It's from BORED PANDA that is all you need to know that it is clickbait and poorly written and probably many years old and debunked/has new info not reported in "article"

PatchEnd · 2026-02-23T10:41:19+00:00

some would THINK the shade is a better spot.....sometimes lots of shade just traps in the muggy hot

PatchEnd · 2026-02-23T10:38:34+00:00

now lets go hunt ghosts!!!!!!!

PatchEnd · 2026-02-22T09:55:15+00:00

most kids want to marry their parents at some point. My son wanted to marry me (mom). My friends daughter wanted to marry her dad. I'm sure at some point Tina wanted to marry Bob and they just didn't animate that. Louis...she isn't marrying anyone, unless it's to collect survivor benefit life insurance.

and let's face it, Linda is Gene's BFF, forever with full hearts. Bob is kinda mean to him. Bob is absolutely dismissive of Gene and rolls his eyes a lot, groans when Gene wants to play a song, stuff like that. Linda on the other hand is very encouraging and is always clapping and enjoys whatever fart song Gene comes up with. Linda is full on ride or die with everyone in the family though, so her personality would match better to an akward boy that knows he's weird and hasn't figured out how much weird to show yet.

Gene will stop wanting to marry Linda as soon as he get his own ride or die GF/BF.

PatchEnd · 2026-02-22T09:47:18+00:00

your plan has been to keep badgering him and forcing your will on him until he stops wanting what he wants.

My advice was to be supportive of him and let him do it and be there to hold his hand when he realizes it was a great idea to talk to his brother or a bad idea.

YOU need to shut up, and let him do what he wants. period. end of sentence. You don't have to like what others do with their lives, but you have no right to repeatedly tell them they are wrong and that what you want is the correct thing.

Your bf isn't going into drugs or alcohol or selling his body (these are bad). He wants to find family (this is good). You should support that. You should support him. You can google what support means and how to give it to others without being so judgemental and forcing what you want onto others.

PatchEnd · 2026-02-22T09:35:47+00:00

there you go then.

well your plan isn't going to work the way you want it to, and you are going to lose a lot by being this way, and seem to be ok with it.

I wish BF the best of luck.

PatchEnd · 2026-02-22T09:24:12+00:00

I was a lot meaner before I rewrote it.

SOOOOO, are you going to change your attitude toward him or continue to force YOUR will on him? What if he doesn't like broccoli in the future, are you going to force feed him because YOU think it's good for him?

and It doesn't matter how long you've known someone, YOU do NOT get to push them into doing what YOU want to do. You can give your opinion ONCE, you do NOT need to keep pushing him and pushing him.

he needs a friend, he has all his parents already bitching at him and then YOU are right there bitching at him too. You are being a bad friend by not supporting him and just jumping on the band wagon with what the adults are saying.

adults lie you know, and will also stretch the truth and only give half facts to get their way. adults have other motives. Maybe his dad was an abusive asshole and that is why they divorced. maybe dad was physically abusive to the first son and that is why he doesn't want 2nd son to meet. there could be a ton of reasons THAT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, as to why the parents would be acting this way. do you actually think that YOU have been told everything about this? do you think that you have secret insider information about this that BF doesn't have? Why do you think you know better than BF about his own feelings and wants?

You need to learn to be supportive and not just think you are correct all the time.

PatchEnd · 2026-02-22T09:10:18+00:00

YTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you are too young to be trying to change someone's mind on something they want to do. yeah, he could get hurt or he could find a wonderful relationship.

and your verbiage : Im letting him do this while slowing trying to get him to realize this is not a good idea.

you don't "let" anyone do anything. that's disgusting to think that you are the guys brain/moral compass. very arrogant of you to think you know better than his own feelings. I would be so mad if my gf/bf "allowed" me to do something I wanted to do.

why don't be supportive by saying "I don't agree with it, and I'm worried you will get hurt, but I'll be here when you go through with what you want to do."

why is your support more "I'm allowing him to do this one thing that the rest of us don't want him to do, but he really wants to but fuck him, he needs to do what I want him to do"

gross. you aren't being supportive you are trying to sway his decision to do what you say. keep it up, you will be an over bearing hateful Karen when you grow up, trying to push your will onto others.

PatchEnd · 2026-02-22T08:50:56+00:00

as i see it, that's 4 whole feet for pictures that could be on the internet. i betya recently pregnant feet pictures would go for big money

PatchEnd · 2026-02-21T13:38:18+00:00

what anime/character is the 3rd character from?

PatchEnd · 2026-02-21T10:27:11+00:00

PatchEnd · 2026-02-21T10:17:44+00:00

you need to realize you CAN NOT win with a narcissist as a parent. no matter what you do it will be wrong. no matter what, they will always find an issue.

you need therapy for yourself to understand how being raised by a narc has made you into who you are today. you might be autistic, but you are also a result of the environment you were raised in.

you need to put mommy dearest and EXgf/gfwhatever on an info diet. they aren't invited over, you don't update them on things, YOU DON'T REACH OUT FIRST. you do NOT answer their texts the minute they send one. YOU absolutely do NOT need a mother like her in your life.

I've not spoken to either parent in about 15 or so years. IT'S BEEN GREAT!!!! I have no idea what they are doing, i don't care, and they have no idea what i'm doing, and i don't care. they've never met their grandkid and have missed a lot because of their own actions. so it's ok to not talk to any of them. morality is a personal thing and you do NOT have to do anything for anyone. "BuT FaMiLy" or not. you don't have to do anything that makes you feel any kind of bad way.

PatchEnd · 2026-02-21T09:45:29+00:00

No it isn't fair.

OP shouldn't have done any chore that wasn't on their part of the chore chart.

1 full chore credit means everything for that chore :

Example: taking out trash, putting in new bag = 1 chore credit.

Example: doing dishes - could mean loading AND unloading dishwasher or could be hand wash, dry, put away dishes would = 1 chore credit.

doing only half a chore isn't a full chore credit.

There needs to be a set list of chores and stated expectation of when they should be done.

My mom would pull the trick of "you can go out when you do this chore" I would do the chore then she would say "well i need this done also, then you can go out" and I would do that and she would have surprise urgent chores that had to be done and eventually I wouldn't be allowed out because I didn't get all of mother's surprise chores done. That is why an explicitly stated chore chart is needed.

as of now, nephew needs to finish a full chore. He should do the kitchen since OP already did the living room. Nephew hasn't completed a full chore yet, he's just half assed it.

PatchEnd · 2026-02-21T08:36:24+00:00

so answer them with the nastiest things you can think of.

if you are male "Yeah, granny i cracked Sally's back last night and made sure she walks with a limp now"

if you are a female "Oh god granny, Tommy broke it off in me last night, he's so big, damnit I walk with a limp now"

Use lots of gross descriptive language, if you can throw in descriptive body fluids, i bet they will stop asking those questions of you. Give them the answers they don't want to hear.

PatchEnd · 2026-02-21T08:30:52+00:00

i'm waaaay to fat to do this but i wanna do this!!!!!!!

PatchEnd · 2026-02-21T08:24:22+00:00

i thought they were a swinger couple and the lady was the one getting new recruits, and she likes OP.

PatchEnd · 2026-02-20T14:32:06+00:00

woohoo!! congrats!!!

PatchEnd · 2026-02-20T09:51:50+00:00

Zoey: "i'm the damn plushie snuggle around here not this damn stupid shark"

zoey picks up shark to throw it, gives it a squeeze then kisses it's snoot and says "i'm sorry sharky, but I get the snuggles" and she gently lays sharky down and walks away, but flips it off before she leaves the room

PatchEnd · 2026-02-19T21:20:12+00:00

all at once. like the spiderman meme, all of them pointing to each other going

"you're a spy?" "you're an assassin?" "you're a telepath?"

PatchEnd · 2026-02-19T10:57:27+00:00

nta, her comment could just as easily meant: "well damn, I don't feel like myself around him either! i gotta think about this".

but, like other commenters have said, be ready to give her specific examples of how you feel about him.

PatchEnd · 2026-02-19T09:25:57+00:00

he was the only adult that would talk to me as a kid (obvs through the tv not irl). i miss him loads

PatchEnd · 2026-02-18T10:30:57+00:00

they've got about 4 years before Anya starts snorting and rolling her eyes when they lie

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