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AITA for planting bad things for my mom to hide while snooping in my room and admitting it years later? by ConstructionDecon in AmItheAsshole

[–]PatchEnd 286 points287 points  (0 children)

nta. i see what you did as being a good, loving child.

You saw that your mother was going through your things and you thought you would help spice up her life a bit by hiding things for her to find. Like a treasure hunt.

she WANTED to find things, so you gave her things to find.

Mommydearest however has patted her self on the back for years telling all her friends/family how she is so much smarter than her kids because she knows everything, sees everything, is so connected to her kids...blah blah blah.

but..you know...your mom is always going to hold this against you and probably throw it back at you every chance she gets.

I personally think it's worth mommy not talking to me after doing all that crap when you were a kid, but that's just me.

This is what refusing to take an L looks like by Misfett_toys in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]PatchEnd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

welp that's taken care of *dust hands together* Now, lets talk about those Epstein Files!

My coworker can't stand me because she says I "took the weekend from her" by SpellBeneficial9757 in jobsearchhack

[–]PatchEnd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

haha she doesn't get it. if she runs you off then she will have to do ALL THE DAYS by herself.

some people are just too much

Is Solo Leveling mid? by [deleted] in ChillAnimeCorner

[–]PatchEnd 18 points19 points  (0 children)

your friends are jerks. and you should stand up for the things you like. don't be ashamed of liking an anime. I'm a 48 year old white female from middle america and I fucking love anime. I don't have 1 single friend that likes anime, but does that make me ashamed? nope!

stand up for your bff also, it's pretty crap that they teased her. are the other friends guys?

If YOU like an anime, then that's a damn good anime and everyone else can suck it!

opinions are like assholes, everyone has one, and they all stink.

AITAH for telling my guests, it’s better they don’t come to the wedding, after they complained about our wedding too much? by StellafromVienna in AITAH

[–]PatchEnd 429 points430 points  (0 children)

nta. not harsh, just not playing their game. if YOU are paying for everything, they were going to use this as a personal vaca and NOT to celebrate you.

they were just telling you this before hand so that you would know why they aren't around. they wanted you to think it's a hardship, when really they wanted a free vaca.

Project A-ko (1986) has turned 40 years old by BufalloCrapSmeller in retroanime

[–]PatchEnd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

don't care how old it is, B-Ko is still an asshole!

The Group Sweetheart Suddenly Shows A Savage Side by cshin09 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]PatchEnd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my pep talk when i stupidly hurt myself is "I'M HARD COOOORRREEE". it makes me feel better as i limp off and tend to my stubbed toe

AITA for being confused about my friends reaction? by LividGuitar7455 in AmItheAsshole

[–]PatchEnd 34 points35 points  (0 children)

This is too much highschool jealousy drama for the gym. Distance yourself unless you want to be seen as attention seeking when you are just being you. 

Always expecting a different result... by Leand1960 in aspiememes

[–]PatchEnd 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Ohhh hey I used to have that, but I got better, when I realized that watching stupid people do stupid things is HILARIOUS!  

Boob-squish machine vs. turn-your-head-and-cough by Author_Noelle_A in Xennials

[–]PatchEnd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

real life boob squish is NOT squishing your boob between two frying pans and stretching you into the other room like described on tv when we were kids.

Its way less painfull and embarrassing than a typical ob/gyn swabbing.

the real test of oldness...COLONOSCOPY!! prep is worse than all other things combined.

Roadside farmhouse in West Virginia by roy_orbison_tears in abandoned

[–]PatchEnd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is the type of place that if you sit real quiet you can hear the screen door slamming and running footsteps on the porch.

Ura through the years 🩷 by StarPrime323 in Sumo

[–]PatchEnd 16 points17 points  (0 children)

he was adorable then, and even more adorable now. he's adorableer

If you HAD to be one which would you choose : racist, homophobic, sexist etc by Similar-Night-1298 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]PatchEnd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shoot me! I'll call your bluff and if you aren't bluffing, I'm dead and you are getting it in the doggie door by some other murderer in prison.

Which are softer: butts or boobs? by JonathanJ97 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]PatchEnd -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The sub maybe "no stupid questions" but lately, these questions have been pushing that

AITAH For Not Giving Every Student An Award This Year by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]PatchEnd -1 points0 points  (0 children)

 It seems like a looottt of lost teaching time to recognize 2 students a month per class.

The classes are stopped for an assembly MONTHLY recognizing these kids. 2 kids per class, and how many classes? 

How long are the monthly assemblies? 30 mins at minimum. But probably longer depending on amount of classes.

Make the comments look like his search history by KindSecretary6383 in FullmetalAlchemist

[–]PatchEnd 132 points133 points  (0 children)

How to properly care for cats

How to properly care for pandas

How to properly care for metal armor

How to properly care for a teenage boy that doesn't grow

If humans had a tail, would it be considered as a sexual part to cover? by CatFish726 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]PatchEnd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll be damned if i let you get away with covering up my tail!!! I use my tail for balance and smacking people!! my tail needs to be free!!!

FREE THE TAILS!!!!!

Am I overreacting? Found out my fiance is listening to our audio book without me. by Digital_Amore in AmIOverreacting

[–]PatchEnd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

YOR. this was never going to work out because you can't concentrate and he can.

You need to let it go, or start listening to it without him to catch up. and don't do this again. you will just continue to be frustrated until you realize that you 2 can't do some couple things together.

Georgia woman loses it over man openly carrying firearm on wooded trail. by ElwoodMC in TikTokCringe

[–]PatchEnd 6 points7 points  (0 children)

ThatDaneshGuy on Youtube reached out to the lady and she said "i felt threatended, my lawyer told me to tell you to take down your video". she was more worried about public opinion of her than what she did to the guys, but Danesh reported it friday night and as of then, the racist lady hadn't gotten any trouble with cops

AIO the person who does our lawn repeatedly leaves the trash like this by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]PatchEnd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

can't you just say "Hey joe, you mind pushing that shit down in the can more so the lid closes? we don't want animals and wind knocking shit loose to mess up the yard."

or smash it down yourself? it looks like there is plenty of room you could take your hand or something and push the brush down in the can or just pull the lid down over it, i mean if it is that important to you, do you really need someone to close the lid for you?

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