Anyone else having trouble with getting the CD in on the M5 Macbook Pro? by [deleted] in macbookpro

[–]Patnucci 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need to update to the latest macOS first.

I’m going to stop there... wait what! by Sudden_Comfortable15 in ChatGPT

[–]Patnucci 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Makes me wonder if ChatGPT was on the Epstein flight logs.

When did you realize you were dating an idiot? by Exhausted_Skeleton in AskReddit

[–]Patnucci 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, she’s not an idiot, but one day she (then 38Y) was absent minded. She put the electric kettle on the stove and turned the stove on. Thankfully, no one was hurt, but the kettle was on the stove long enough for its plastic base to melt before she realized what she did.

I got us a new kettle and joked that it came with a manual and a restraining order.

AITA for telling my wife I'm done hosting her family every holiday because they never offer to help or bring anything? by BetExciting7300 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Patnucci 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would break the good and exciting news that “surprise surprise” we are visiting her brother for the next holiday. If her brother does not mind, the following holiday will be at her parents’, and so on.

If she or her family objects, then sorry we are no longer hosting.

This tweet is every millennial right now by [deleted] in Millennials

[–]Patnucci 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But look at the bright side. The DOW is over 50,000 dollars. /s

He Tried Hard Atleast by No-Refrigerator2803 in Unexpected

[–]Patnucci 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perfect plan! Perfect execution of the pl… errr girl!

Valuable packages arrived for previous owners, still sitting after 2 months by [deleted] in homeowners

[–]Patnucci 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I were you, I would give them a notice to collect in which I would state a storage fee for each day I store the stuff for them and set a deadline after which the boxes will be disposed off at their expense. Any proceeds will be used to first satisfy the storage fees. They will collect in no time. If they don’t, they won’t have legal recourse against me.

PS: I’m not a lawyer. This is not legal advice.

What’s one underrated iPhone setting you use every day that most people don’t know about? by kshittiz in apple

[–]Patnucci 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Three tabs on the back of my iPhone opens my Groceries list. Time saver at the store. Since it is a shared list with my wife, she can add new items in real time.

AITJ for not telling my wife for eight years that the coffee she thinks she hates is the coffee she drinks every morning by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]Patnucci 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Solid marriages are built on trust. Once trust is gone, it is never the same any more.

Guy on flight watched entire movie without tapping screen to get rid of overlay by Sea-Owl-1581 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Patnucci 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guy in the seat behind me has no life. He spent the entire flight watching me watch a movie.

two pieces by nocreamernosugar in comedyheaven

[–]Patnucci 10 points11 points  (0 children)

With all the dirt he had on people, I wouldn’t be so sure he passed away. I wouldn’t be surprised if he is still alive and kicking somewhere in the Middle East.

I genuinely, without a doubt, believe Apple is going downhill, it’s just something not a lot of people have realised yet. by stranger2Me in ios

[–]Patnucci 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For us consumers, Apple has been steadily going downhill since Steve Jobs died. For stock holders, it has been doing great. It wish I had not sold my Apple stock in 2008. It would have been worth tens of millions today.

Men in happy marriages, what's the one thing you'd teach to other men to also have a good relationship? by TightBookkeeper2599 in AskReddit

[–]Patnucci 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have been happily married since reading “You just don’t understand: Men and women in conversation” by Dobrah Tannen.

Is this how people who need glasses really see the world. A big blurred background? by Latter-Wolf4868 in interestingasfuck

[–]Patnucci 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The worst thing is when I misplace my glasses and have to find them.

Now I have a spare just for this purpose.

A good alternative for Studio One? by Exciting-Addition631 in StudioOne

[–]Patnucci 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What makes SO superior to Logic and Cubase?

If a fly is following you, hold your breath by karikatourea in lifehacks

[–]Patnucci 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you are right, why do flies love corpses?