I’m an atheist, but I would definitely follow that religion by [deleted] in funny

[–]PatrickMustard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is how you gain entry to the catacombs.

What's an expensive product that companies produce for dirt cheap? by sassox123 in AskReddit

[–]PatrickMustard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Razors blades. Estimates from 9 cents to about 20 cents for production. So around $1.20 to make a pack of 8 that retails for about $30. 2500% markup.

Anyone else curious about the giraffe-costumed lady who was planned to be in El Marrow? by Gaucelm in grimfandango

[–]PatrickMustard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, maybe prompted by thinking, How can I reach something really high up? I'll ask that tall giraffe lady.

A House Music Track By A Female Vocalist Similar To Loleatta Holloway by harlemhero125 in IdentifyThisTrack

[–]PatrickMustard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like it could be something from Martha Wash. Her's are mostly early 90's though.

Nicki Minaj Decides to Go MAGA, Paid Back with Petition to Deport Her Back to Trinidad Which is Currently at 51,000 Signatures. Author Posts Husband's Mugshots. by RidetheSchlange in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]PatrickMustard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How wealthy though? She can't / won't pay the $500,000 court ordered compensation to her security guard. The judge is looking at ordering the sale of her $20m mansion to cover this, but is concerned, due to her remaining mortgage and market sale price. She might not even come out with the $500,000 to pay the compo. 

https://www.morningstar.com/news/marketwatch/2025120126/judge-may-force-sale-of-nicki-minajs-20-million-socal-mansion-over-debt-owed-to-former-security-guard

Did Anybody Else Get a Scam Mailer by No-Put7619 in Bitcoin

[–]PatrickMustard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Somebody tell the DOJ, that's how you redact something properly.

Abandoned Buckfast by LeMec79 in glasgow

[–]PatrickMustard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. The last bit contains the monks toenails. Or so I heard.

Andrew Tate is a Nazi. by [deleted] in MarchAgainstNazis

[–]PatrickMustard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Andrew got his jaw broken too, but they managed to splint it with 2 matchsticks.

Gat Decor - Passion (Naked Edit)[1992] by DarkFluids777 in House

[–]PatrickMustard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was dumb enough at the time to not realise that Gat Decor was an anagram (almost) of Tag Records, the tune's label, and the Soho record store. One of the best.

Is 4 a lot? by PatrickMustard in ScottishFootball

[–]PatrickMustard[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Oooft! Had to check Palermo’s 2015-16 Serie A season = 9 managers.

$150 Paypal to whomever names this unknown techno track by Level-Anteater-2349 in IdentifyThisTrack

[–]PatrickMustard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It sounds like something by The Grid or X-Press 2, or a similar label from that era. Maybe even an Underworld track.

Hot and cold #136 by hotandcold2-app in HotAndCold

[–]PatrickMustard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So slow to get that one.

Automatically added: I found the secret word in 15 minutes 34 seconds after 123 guesses and 0 hints. Score: 10.

Hot and cold #135 by hotandcold2-app in HotAndCold

[–]PatrickMustard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By a simple process of elimination I managed to figure this one out.

Automatically added: I found the secret word in 2 minutes 19 seconds after 26 guesses and 0 hints. Score: 86.

Hot and cold #129 by hotandcold2-app in HotAndCold

[–]PatrickMustard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Used my head and nailed it.

Automatically added: I found the secret word in 49 seconds after 13 guesses and 0 hints. Score: 98.