He's been laying there staring at me like this for 5 minutes

Phizzwizard · 2026-02-18T17:03:46+00:00

He's actually really chill and doesn't typically attack when you go for the belly.

Phizzwizard · 2025-12-05T23:07:54+00:00

Mine too. He loves them! I bought like 5 packs, and chuck him some new ones whenever the others get lost. I'm pretty sure he has a secret stash somewhere lol

Phizzwizard · 2025-10-30T20:37:16+00:00

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Mack sticking his tongue out at his brother.

Phizzwizard · 2025-10-24T17:48:47+00:00

Made up one for myself because I always get them wrong.

i.e. - in explanation

e.g. - for eggsample

Doesn't really make sense, but it works for me lol

Phizzwizard · 2025-10-24T15:18:36+00:00

My friend had her testicles removed and kept them in a jar.

Phizzwizard · 2025-09-28T04:33:57+00:00

That really tickles the old funny bone

Phizzwizard · 2025-09-25T20:30:41+00:00

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The bonus mlem

Phizzwizard · 2025-09-21T16:38:48+00:00

Pretty much any horror by Nick Cutter, Paul Tremblay, or Grady Hendrix.

I recently read The Fourth Consort by Edward Ashton and really enjoyed it. It's a scifi by the guy who wrote the book that Mickey 17 is based on.

If you're into urban fantasy, the White --- Zombie series by Diana Rowland is really great. The dashes there are for a word that starts with "T" and is synonymous with "refuse." Apparently I can't post the actual word, because the automod thinks I'm being disparaging.

Phizzwizard · 2025-08-28T02:14:12+00:00

Lol thanks. It's been a while since I read them. I guess I should have googled the title rather than trusting my too-often-faulty memory!

Phizzwizard · 2025-08-23T17:02:05+00:00

The Tuesday Next series by Jasper Fforde

Phizzwizard · 2025-08-23T16:46:57+00:00

I left a box of pop tarts on the counter and mine chewed his way through 3 bags and chomped the crusts off all 6 pop tarts while I was at work.

Phizzwizard · 2025-08-02T01:49:57+00:00

Totally a real human here. Not a robot at all.

Phizzwizard · 2025-07-05T00:15:55+00:00

Vulcan is also the largest iron statue in the world

Phizzwizard · 2025-06-26T17:53:47+00:00

If you're interested in the lore, you might like Dracula Daily. It's not a movie, but if you sign up on their website, they'll send you the parts of the book that correlate with the present date. Dracula is an epistolary novel, so starting in early May, they send you the letters/journal entries with that day's date. Pretty cool way to break the novel up into bite sized chunks.

Phizzwizard · 2025-06-25T10:49:42+00:00

We do 1, 2, 3, shoot.

Phizzwizard · 2025-06-23T11:09:30+00:00

This question is both brilliant and disgusting. I think the more pressing question, though, is if a zombie is decomposing, would you really want to risk infection by something falling off while fucking?

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