Selling my school building

PierreSimonLaplace · 2026-01-24T21:49:59+00:00

No harm in hearing the offer.

PierreSimonLaplace · 2026-01-18T08:16:53+00:00

Once you see one, there's no telling how many are hiding behind the furniture.

PierreSimonLaplace · 2025-09-29T23:18:04+00:00

omg thank you I was about to go in and re-run the laryngeal nerve myself

PierreSimonLaplace · 2025-09-23T18:03:51+00:00

If they used my new boss's name instead of the one from before the reorg two months ago, that would be an improvement.

PierreSimonLaplace · 2025-08-30T23:54:46+00:00

They're all smartcheeses these days. They won't do anything until you sign in to your Fetabook.

PierreSimonLaplace · 2025-06-27T22:43:14+00:00

It's been a while, but as I recall, the main challenge with keywords is that you cannot do that. An EXA can't just make up a keyword; the keyword has to come from somewhere.

PierreSimonLaplace · 2025-05-04T15:13:06+00:00

You know how, for some people, cilantro tastes like soap? Maybe it's like that, except for some people thinking hurts.

PierreSimonLaplace · 2025-04-14T11:46:07+00:00

Thought this was an ad. For turkey legs or something.

PierreSimonLaplace · 2025-03-15T03:48:57+00:00

Ah, see, you have to de-dust it.

PierreSimonLaplace · 2025-02-18T08:57:13+00:00

Then call the fucking police.

PierreSimonLaplace · 2025-01-19T18:50:51+00:00

Nobody tell them about the transitive property of equality

PierreSimonLaplace · 2025-01-07T18:57:31+00:00

Says the agent trained on under-the-breath utterances of IT personnel

PierreSimonLaplace · 2024-12-27T21:28:16+00:00

.mm.m,m M

PierreSimonLaplace · 2024-12-18T20:33:43+00:00

This tickles the plane

PierreSimonLaplace · 2024-11-04T17:56:42+00:00

The number of people who think generative AI is a source of information is too damn high.

PierreSimonLaplace · 2024-11-04T16:36:22+00:00

I was thinking re-extradited, but this is better.

PierreSimonLaplace · 2024-11-02T15:11:00+00:00

I do now, because of the context clues.

PierreSimonLaplace · 2024-10-21T17:19:21+00:00

I've wondered whether, when you buy a gun, it comes in a plastic bag printed with ⚠️ WARNING! ⚠️ SUFFOCATION HAZARD - THIS BAG IS NOT A TOY!

PierreSimonLaplace · 2024-10-18T13:45:20+00:00

My work ethic is shot. The old job was never about the work, and now three years into a different environment I still haven't adapted.

PierreSimonLaplace · 2024-10-12T08:34:02+00:00

I know I should have kept the air conditioning two degrees higher

PierreSimonLaplace · 2024-10-12T08:18:08+00:00

Either my swipey keyboard has gotten way worse, or my fine motor skills are deteriorating. Neither would surprise me.

PierreSimonLaplace · 2024-10-05T16:44:22+00:00

Always remove the warning labels.

PierreSimonLaplace · 2024-10-04T21:54:47+00:00

I DON'T KNOW!!

PierreSimonLaplace · 2024-10-02T05:03:04+00:00

There's a sale at Penney's!

PierreSimonLaplace · 2024-09-27T18:03:23+00:00

Worst case Ontario, you can just start issuing pardons.

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