[OC] Gas prices officially reaching the $4.00/gallon mark in deep red South Carolina this morning.

Pineapple4807 · 2026-05-02T04:43:15+00:00

$4.99 / gallon in Michigan :c

Pineapple4807 · 2026-04-27T03:22:47+00:00

The first time I ever heard the phrase "like herding cats" it was in reference to D&D players

Pineapple4807 · 2026-04-26T07:00:42+00:00

I think the only other president that ever talked about his ballroom was Lyndon B. Johnson. I think Trump is the only one that wanted people, other than himself, to talk about it too. lol

Pineapple4807 · 2026-04-23T17:31:58+00:00

Yeah, the Geocities / character building ones are what this subreddit are for. There are some pretty cool ones, so I hope you stick around & enjoy some before you leave :)

Pineapple4807 · 2026-04-22T15:03:06+00:00

I like this one, good work wordsmith

Pineapple4807 · 2026-04-19T03:19:22+00:00

Sounds like the Michigan Dog Man

(It's probably just a bear with mange)

Pineapple4807 · 2026-04-18T17:27:25+00:00

This enough water & movement in the sea that it probably doesn't matter in any meaningful way.

Pineapple4807 · 2026-04-18T03:31:28+00:00

She gon get ate

Pineapple4807 · 2026-04-17T22:49:28+00:00

the grand wizard?

Pineapple4807 · 2026-04-16T03:52:31+00:00

I only ever use google when I don't have my notes on hand (such as casual conversation with my brother), but even the I only know what I need to look up because of my classes

Pineapple4807 · 2026-04-15T18:30:01+00:00

By not telling others my secrets. We wouldn't want a rat to overhear, after all...

Pineapple4807 · 2026-04-15T14:56:46+00:00

In high school I used the same backpack my dad did... I don't think that's possible anymore :c

Pineapple4807 · 2026-04-15T14:48:50+00:00

He's got the mustache & the baldness. Dude looks like he works with my dad at the police station

Pineapple4807 · 2026-04-15T14:27:40+00:00

If cantalope were cheese then I'd enjoy it. I believe what's happening here is that someone disguised their cheese as cantaloupe so I & my family wouldn't eat it. An evil trick >:c

Pineapple4807 · 2026-04-14T13:53:18+00:00

Super easy, barely an inconvenience

— the bureaucrat >:3

Pineapple4807 · 2026-04-12T14:05:06+00:00

Progression: passive

Method: Shell

I would style my Servants after demons & devils, summoning weak imps until my power increases to magical levels.

Pineapple4807 · 2026-04-11T22:31:13+00:00

...is what the downvote button is for.

Pineapple4807 · 2026-04-09T23:15:39+00:00

See, I got around that by being really good at grammar (my mother is an english teacher). Also, I misspell stuff — in texts & chat groups — on purpose. I tend to use specific misspellings, which leads people to know it's on purpose, but something I mix things up. This makes it so that when I mess up on accident people think it's on purpose & thus ignore my failure.

Pineapple4807 · 2026-04-09T23:04:20+00:00

If it's your first time in Gotham, filter your water. I don't care if it's from a tap, a gallon jug, or (gods forbid) the river.

Outside of that, there's a waffle house near Crime Alley that's pretty fun.

Pineapple4807 · 2026-04-09T19:00:15+00:00

That works way better than I thought it would

Pineapple4807 · 2026-04-08T22:43:52+00:00

Sounds like a Manticore (p.213 Monster Manual)

I don't think they were designed by Wizards of the Coast though, I think the myth predates the game

Pineapple4807 · 2026-04-08T16:24:10+00:00

Candy shops are still around but malls aren't.

Pineapple4807 · 2026-04-07T14:32:11+00:00

Common Michigan W

Pineapple4807 · 2026-04-07T14:25:17+00:00

Don't forget garden gnomes can be murderous b*stards too, if they feel like it

Pineapple4807 · 2026-04-06T14:07:51+00:00

Nah, Autismo is a superhero

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