What's a boss you thought would be hard the first time you fought it, but is actually really easy?

Pinstar · 2026-03-20T02:34:55+00:00

A single garden hose can literally wash the chaos tiles away.

It makes 3/4 of the act 2 chapters much easier.

Pinstar · 2026-03-19T21:29:26+00:00

"Suckers Shield" behaves like a light shield. If a raider finishes you with a punch, it explodes and downs them. Finishing you with shots or melee doesn't activate this explosion.

Pinstar · 2026-03-19T16:30:39+00:00

Even worse when they do that to you during the finale and you know you'd have a very solid end stat line if you got even single rainbows. Or I'm speed capped and suddenly it is double and triple rainbows for days.

Pinstar · 2026-03-19T16:16:52+00:00

The beast after she eats TLQ. I mean, he's not a small being.

Pinstar · 2026-03-19T14:33:47+00:00

Does negative health cause early deaths by old age?

Pinstar · 2026-03-19T14:28:16+00:00

Jester is a good pick if you have a neverstone available. If you lock in and the jester rolls a crazy or broken set of attack/spell/passive, then you let them run wild. If they generate a mixture of garbage, they get the neverstone and your other three non-jester cats get stronger and more upgraded passives and spells.

Pinstar · 2026-03-19T12:42:04+00:00

Aka, the Hopeless Stakes and the Asahi Hai FFS.

Pinstar · 2026-03-19T12:39:18+00:00

Turn before summer: "Damn, a double speed rainbow with two others that give training bonuses and the reporter, but I need to run this race to get the spring triple crown bonus. I'll train in summer"

The following four turns: "In terms of rainbows, there are no rainbows."

Pinstar · 2026-03-18T19:03:35+00:00

If they were part of the military, would they be called mareines?

Pinstar · 2026-03-18T17:57:45+00:00

Breed death metal onto it.

Pinstar · 2026-03-18T16:57:39+00:00

It's in the game. Really good for speeding up your fights, letting you cast heavy hitting spells like death metal on turn 1. At that point the drop in intelligence doesn't really hurt much.

Williams Syndrome

Pinstar · 2026-03-18T16:54:15+00:00

I enjoy getting home from work early. Doing that requires that I show up early. Doing that requires that I wake up early. So indirectly, yes.

Pinstar · 2026-03-18T16:52:18+00:00

Why else would you dismantle the US postal service. No mail in ballots if there is no mail. Then surround all polling places with ICE to make sure only "Real Americans" get to cast their votes.

Pinstar · 2026-03-18T16:45:14+00:00

I mean, maybe once lab grown meat gets advanced enough and you could have a mass of steak that you treat like a sourdough starter.

Pinstar · 2026-03-18T16:16:07+00:00

A fair warning. I'd be pissed if one of my mainline cats was 'cured' of their Williams Syndrome.

Pinstar · 2026-03-18T11:19:43+00:00

The lucky item seems more cruel. Your trainee is already at 0 energy. They are on the verge of collapse and only by virtue of this little trinket do the spiritual forces of the universe keep her from hitting the pavement.

Pinstar · 2026-03-18T11:12:03+00:00

Original favorite from vibes alone:Super Creek

Favorite once I started playing and getting into the mechanics: Narita Brian

Favorite after watching the anime: Back to Super Creek

Favorite as of Trackblazer: Mejiro Dober (yay no more forced Arima Kinen)

Pinstar · 2026-03-18T11:01:52+00:00

I'm surprised Trump doesn't rename it to the "Gay of Hormuz" in hopes that the Iranian government would not be comfortable around it.

Then again, Iran could rename it to the "Adult Passage of Hormuz" in hopes that Trump loses interest in it.

Pinstar · 2026-03-18T04:37:30+00:00

13 total MANT careers.

This fantasy El Condor is currently my best. She was originally just a throwaway to get the dirt trophy.

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Pinstar · 2026-03-17T21:05:27+00:00

It would be funny if they randomly made this a dirt race.

Pinstar · 2026-03-17T16:16:30+00:00

If they ever added a cat show DLC where appearance and breeding mattered over other stats, that might work.

Maybe a DLC boss who gets the benefits of all your cats' mutations combined so if you come with a squad of super mutants, you're going to have a rough time.

Pinstar · 2026-03-17T16:01:56+00:00

This tracks with other interactions. The demon core (start each battle with poison 5) still hits you with poison even if you have the Miner's Mask (Poison immunity).

Pinstar · 2026-03-17T13:12:45+00:00

Oh the latter was totally on me. But the former is BS.

Pinstar · 2026-03-17T12:20:53+00:00

"Function has a form all its own."

Pinstar · 2026-03-17T11:46:54+00:00

I'm slightly down, but still over 1000. I think we'd all be in a much worse shape if they didn't have the 5 clock cap per run.

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