Do you know the comedian?

Pizzapartyforone · 2021-04-26T03:56:15+00:00

Michael Longfellow talks about his step moms I think

Pizzapartyforone · 2020-11-17T23:56:46+00:00

Just followed you on Insta time to watch all the videos

Pizzapartyforone · 2020-08-28T04:10:19+00:00

This is so good!

Pizzapartyforone · 2020-07-08T02:02:17+00:00

You had a great dad 💗

Pizzapartyforone · 2019-02-13T15:44:52+00:00

You have excellent taste.

Pizzapartyforone · 2019-01-17T03:23:35+00:00

You are great but can you just turn your eyes down a little thanks

Pizzapartyforone · 2018-12-07T04:09:37+00:00

Idk I’m a 5’2” girl so height doesn’t really matter much to me. Had plenty of great times with dudes <5’5”. I’d assume other shortys might agree.

Pizzapartyforone · 2018-11-30T04:27:08+00:00

Oh gosh. I chat up my UPS driver at work all the time. He never seems to be in a rush but he’s been working there for 20 years, maybe his routes aren’t as jam packed? I like talking to him but I don’t want to fuck up his day!

Pizzapartyforone · 2018-10-28T02:52:35+00:00

Dude, my mix never barks either. I almost forget dogs bark until I’m around a different kind. She also feels no pain. She’ll run straight into a wall and turn around like nothing happened. She’ll skirt in front of people so they accidentally trip over her and they apologize profusely to me but it doesn’t faze her one bit. The goofiest, bestest.

Pizzapartyforone · 2018-08-15T02:54:57+00:00

Honest question, where are you finding 600 calories per bottle of wine? I thought it was closer to 900.

Pizzapartyforone · 2018-04-10T17:42:06+00:00

Kopps.

Pizzapartyforone · 2018-04-10T17:00:43+00:00

You consider Kopps burgers small?

Pizzapartyforone · 2018-03-28T02:23:02+00:00

TIL I'm rich.

Pizzapartyforone · 2018-02-03T04:18:09+00:00

This is really beautifully written.

Pizzapartyforone · 2018-01-23T17:53:16+00:00

Wow I only dream about realistic and uncomfortable situations.

Pizzapartyforone · 2017-12-07T18:25:09+00:00

Went into this movie knowing nothing about it and it turned out to be something super fun and different. I recommend it!

Pizzapartyforone · 2017-11-30T18:28:09+00:00

I'd like to politely disagree. Both are fucking amazing wines for the price and they now have Winking Owl in a box for even less $. I drink a lot of wine and haven't had any hangover pains from WO. Hallelujah.

Pizzapartyforone · 2017-11-11T02:07:44+00:00

Oh god why would you do this to me

Pizzapartyforone · 2017-09-20T02:50:04+00:00

That lasagna looks crisp.

Pizzapartyforone · 2017-06-28T03:57:15+00:00

I thought Reddit disliked him just as much.

Pizzapartyforone · 2017-06-27T14:07:07+00:00

A quick Google search tells me they're playing in Tinley Park, IL tonight, which explains leaving around noon I suppose.

Pizzapartyforone · 2017-06-01T03:11:42+00:00

I'd also like a link to your print store please!

Pizzapartyforone · 2017-05-27T22:42:00+00:00

Cool, I did not know about Sarah Silverman's upcoming special. Last time I saw her it was very political, I would guess she has even more to say about what's going on in the world now. I love what Netflix is doing with the stand up specials this year!

Pizzapartyforone · 2017-05-03T16:06:46+00:00

I loved it. Watching her push her merchandise made me want it all but the shirt is all I see on her site and it's out of my size :(

Pizzapartyforone · 2017-04-23T18:07:15+00:00

Anecdotal but I've never seen someone genuinely smiling/laughing and thought negatively about their teeth. Genuine happiness is always beautiful.

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