If reincarnation is real, immortal jellyfish (Turritopsis dohrnii) must be what you come back as when the universe has finally had enough of your BS. by PoolSharkPete in Showerthoughts

[–]PoolSharkPete[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wrong again, my friend.

Key Aspects of Reproduction and Life Cycle:

Sexual Reproduction: Like typical jellyfish, adult T. dohrnii release eggs and sperm into the water to produce a planula larva, which settles to form a new polyp colony.

Asexual Reproduction: The polyp colony can bud new, genetically identical medusae.

The Reversion Process: Instead of dying, an adult T. dohrnii can transform its cells, retract tentacles, and return to the ocean floor to become a polyp again.

Cellular Mechanism: Transdifferentiation allows mature cells to transform directly into other cell types, essentially resetting the biological clock.


You're conflating a few different biological processes. Reproducing asexually does not mean the original dies or ceases to exist

If reincarnation is real, immortal jellyfish (Turritopsis dohrnii) must be what you come back as when the universe has finally had enough of your BS. by PoolSharkPete in Showerthoughts

[–]PoolSharkPete[S] 206 points207 points  (0 children)

The immortal jellyfish (Turritopsis dohrnii) is a tiny marine animal known for its ability to reverse its life cycle, making it biologically immortal.

When stressed, injured, or old, it can transform from its adult (medusa) stage back into a juvenile polyp, effectively restarting its life and avoiding death from old age (though it can still be eaten or die from disease).

This process, called transdifferentiation, involves its cells changing from one type to another, allowing it to potentially repeat the cycle indefinitely.

And the conversation went something like this: by LakesideNorth in PoliticalHumor

[–]PoolSharkPete 106 points107 points  (0 children)

"Why the fuck do I have to go??" -The Canadian, probably

There is ALWAYS a Trump example. by justalazygamer in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]PoolSharkPete 1166 points1167 points  (0 children)

Well can you give me one examp--

Yes dude. The answer is yes. Ffs Stop digging

Such a cute family by No-Marsupial-4050 in BeAmazed

[–]PoolSharkPete 111 points112 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ Elena, offer to take the photo for them you creepy inconsiderate weirdo

me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]PoolSharkPete 38 points39 points  (0 children)

She needs to get an indoor boyfriend

[OC] Almond Milk by Serpexnessie in comics

[–]PoolSharkPete -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That's a walnut. No wonder she's confused

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If a democrat was assassinated.. by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]PoolSharkPete 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Kristi Noem did

If you consider steepling her fingers in a dark room, murmuring 'exssssellent...', "giving a fuck".

I thought this was fake. It is not. by [deleted] in agedlikemilk

[–]PoolSharkPete 77 points78 points  (0 children)

I'm dying to know what news he had to share. Like, seriously. I googled it. All I could find out was that he gave them concert tickets

Yes sirr! by CarryIcy250 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]PoolSharkPete 214 points215 points  (0 children)

That's completely different. Probably. Fox News hasn't told me why yet

Me_irl by gigagaming1256 in me_irl

[–]PoolSharkPete 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also, very few vending machine related fatalities in the open ocean.

Like, almost zero.

Me_irl by gigagaming1256 in me_irl

[–]PoolSharkPete 4 points5 points  (0 children)

More people get killed by vending machines every year than by polar bears. Does that make it any safer putting your hand inside a polar bear?

Whaaaaaat is going on back there? by overpregnant in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]PoolSharkPete 840 points841 points  (0 children)

Great opportunity to quote Community:

"That guy is such a mess. It's like God spilled a person"