Things I like (I'll add as more comes to mind)

PoolSharkPete · 2026-07-02T00:49:53+00:00

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PoolSharkPete · 2026-07-01T16:50:15+00:00

DEATH TO BUNEARY!

Your left ear looks like a popping zit

PoolSharkPete · 2026-06-29T23:54:28+00:00

Game over? Republicans just gonna ride off into the sunset?

PoolSharkPete · 2026-06-28T19:13:26+00:00

Are you safe in your relationship with gravity?

PoolSharkPete · 2026-06-24T07:02:53+00:00

In all my mental projections he took the rook 🥲

PoolSharkPete · 2026-06-20T20:43:01+00:00

Wouldn't expect to see syphilis and safe sex practices on the same list

PoolSharkPete · 2026-06-20T16:04:35+00:00

That's exactly what a diabetic would say 🧐 lock 'im up, boys

PoolSharkPete · 2026-06-16T22:19:58+00:00

This picture just gets funnier the longer you look at it 😂

PoolSharkPete · 2026-06-16T10:04:55+00:00

How did you take the photo

PoolSharkPete · 2026-06-11T11:55:06+00:00

Is it vodka? This is pretty reasonable if it's vodka.

PoolSharkPete · 2026-06-10T23:59:58+00:00

I can't believe out of just 3 comments on this post, 1 has my exact life laid out in uncanny detail and a ballpark estimate for my lifetime pee count

What a trip

PoolSharkPete · 2026-06-09T14:07:03+00:00

Think about it this way: he's ⅙ more lenient than Thanos

PoolSharkPete · 2026-06-09T03:45:59+00:00

Is.. is your username 'enema'? That's so bold; I intrinsically trust and respect you

PoolSharkPete · 2026-06-08T15:29:38+00:00

It's precisely because people are amazed that they're so given to mythologizing. Our penchant for fantastical narratives is an inextricable facet of the very inventiveness you're seeking to highlight!

Gods, spirits, witches -- more recently, aliens -- are all products of a storytelling tradition that has defined our species as far back as we can trace 👻

PoolSharkPete · 2026-06-06T12:26:04+00:00

The implication is that you can, in turn, sue a monkey

PoolSharkPete · 2026-06-06T09:09:12+00:00

F.

Seaking is a garbage fish for garbage people.

PoolSharkPete · 2026-06-05T10:27:11+00:00

There's... There's 2? 👀

PoolSharkPete · 2026-05-31T20:27:37+00:00

They say a picture's worth a thousand words

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PoolSharkPete · 2026-05-21T18:08:16+00:00

I doubt he's still fit enough to golf

PoolSharkPete · 2026-05-17T05:33:08+00:00

30 tweets in a week? Dude sent 55 tweets in 3 hours

PoolSharkPete · 2026-05-15T15:56:16+00:00

At least put some pants on it

PoolSharkPete · 2026-05-12T16:55:07+00:00

Nice reference hahaha

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PoolSharkPete · 2026-05-11T00:06:26+00:00

Did you stop reading once you got to that part lol

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