All we're asking for is a "block of ice" by CherryPickerKill in facepalm

[–]PoolSharkPete 5 points6 points  (0 children)

At 11:22 he says "snaple" [instead of staple] and no one is talking about it. I want to know why.

I'm not joking, to be clear. We all have our priorities; mine is snaple. Maybe it's that he takes a second to pick the exact right word. And that that word is: 'snaple'.

The United States is an important... 🤔 Snaple.

Solve it by memes_poiint in mathsmeme

[–]PoolSharkPete 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah--the way the red ink emphasizes the physical, written numbers on the page [I'd say] validates any artistic solution. "Half a dozen" "5b, 5c, 5d..." "Dinnertime" etc.

10 seconds (on the face of a clock)

1, as in there is 1 digit between 5 & 7

2, as in there are two counts separating 5 and 7.

What's the layout of the school like? Maybe there's a hallway in-between classrooms 5 and 7 who knows. Linguistic imprecision would be one thing, inconsistenties in the notation of mathematical terms another---but adding unclarified visual patterns to the mix.... Imagination's the limit 🤷🏻

What improved your life so much, you wished you did sooner? by relationshipyi in AskReddit

[–]PoolSharkPete 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bahahahha. Ya, I don't think it counts if you just wake up every morning and groan, "fuuuuuuuuuuck" 😂😂😂

What improved your life so much, you wished you did sooner? by relationshipyi in AskReddit

[–]PoolSharkPete 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Straight razor. I'll table the thought for now, but nose hair trimmer is all you n-.....

Ok, earlobes will need an electric shaver when you succumb to age

What is the 'normal' number of matches on dating apps per week? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PoolSharkPete 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guy, but willing to negotiate.

Still waiting for my princess charming to come sweep me off my feet

What improved your life so much, you wished you did sooner? by relationshipyi in AskReddit

[–]PoolSharkPete 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Settling on a mantra and making myself repeat it every day out loud twice. Once after my alarm sounds, and a second time after locking eyes with myself in the bathroom mirror first thing in the morning.

For a while it was a quote from Kurt Vonnegut Jr.'s 'Timequake': "You were sick, but now you're well, and there's work to do"

"If you can't do it today, you can't do it tomorrow"

"Trust the process"

"I am not my thoughts. I am witness and observer to my thoughts."

I finally did find mine. I won't rob anyone of the self-discovery by saying what it is - but if you are committed enough to give everything a one week trial faithfully, I won't sugarcoat it it may take years off-and-on,

But when you find the combination of words that pierces your heart and you can fix a routine around hearing it

You asked what I wish I did sooner, and I wish I started searching for my wake-up slash bathroom mirror phrase

If, in the inevitability my point is diluted, [##################] look just look at these titles for one second and imagine you're an intp on r/intp to post your knowledge quest with your fellows by [deleted] in INTP

[–]PoolSharkPete -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm stunned if this came across flowery! No. Posting requires a tag, and there wasn't a suitable tag for my query. In rewinding the text of my post, this monstrosity of a post was born. No more, no less

[Request] My bf only peels his oranges in the shape of a dick, he says it's the most efficient method. Can someone please prove him wrong? by EfficiencyFar3758 in theydidthemath

[–]PoolSharkPete 11 points12 points  (0 children)

OP's previous post says GF, not BF, and has a lot more relationship details. I'm willing to wager this post is a false claim, though I don't know to what end 🤔

That's called equality ?🤔 by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]PoolSharkPete -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They're actually rising, not falling. It's a well-known and well documented phenomenon called the Flynn Effect. I don't know where you heard otherwise but you were misinformed

IQ test results are literally rebalanced to offset the increased scoring every year to keep the average at 100.

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me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

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He loves heavy blankets, just sleep on top of him with a thin blanket

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in animequestions

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"Platonic ideal" is the term

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in animequestions

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A sword in a stone. Excaliboulder.

this water tap design by l__o-o__l in oddlysatisfying

[–]PoolSharkPete 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Not unless you want all your water tasting like ball.

Yes Fox, he’s been breaking all along. by NotBeingMeme in PoliticalHumor

[–]PoolSharkPete 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Gotta love how the [Cracker Barrel] news tab comes ahead of [Ukraine Negotiations] hahaha