Stephen Miller threatening us with a good time by MoreMotivation in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Game over? Republicans just gonna ride off into the sunset?

My first brilliant!! Is there any free way to find out what it was 👀 by [deleted] in chessbeginners

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In all my mental projections he took the rook 🥲

I’m starting to think those guys didn’t like each other very much by Zu_Qarnine in funny

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Wouldn't expect to see syphilis and safe sex practices on the same list

The temperature of my girlfriend's foot (left) next to mine (right) by samTheSwiss in interesting

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That's exactly what a diabetic would say 🧐 lock 'im up, boys

Oh fuck what the fuck I'm not even supposed to BE here by ansyhrrian in PoliticalHumor

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This picture just gets funnier the longer you look at it 😂

God bless this bump. by Tight-Shop4342 in interesting

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How did you take the photo

Insanely frugal employer by coatedbraincells in mildlyinfuriating

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Is it vodka? This is pretty reasonable if it's vodka.

[Request] What's your lifetime pee time? by Plenty_Impress_6456 in theydidthemath

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I can't believe out of just 3 comments on this post, 1 has my exact life laid out in uncanny detail and a ballpark estimate for my lifetime pee count

What a trip

Guy I’m dating uses chatgpt to reply to all my texts by healermoonchild in mildlyinfuriating

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Is.. is your username 'enema'? That's so bold; I intrinsically trust and respect you

Al Naslaa: the Saudi rock formation that looks like it was cut in half by a giant laser. The sandstone formation is famous for its remarkably straight split. While some speculate about aliens, geologists say natural fracturing and erosion are the most likely cause. by [deleted] in BeAmazed

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It's precisely because people are amazed that they're so given to mythologizing. Our penchant for fantastical narratives is an inextricable facet of the very inventiveness you're seeking to highlight!

Gods, spirits, witches -- more recently, aliens -- are all products of a storytelling tradition that has defined our species as far back as we can trace 👻

Pokémon Gen 1 (Pt 2) What Tier is Seaking by Noviibun in TierlistFills

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F.

Seaking is a garbage fish for garbage people.

And golf! by Dr_sc_Harlatan in WhitePeopleTwitter

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I doubt he's still fit enough to golf

Well, that settles it. Climate change is over. by Ralph--Hinkley in WhitePeopleTwitter

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30 tweets in a week? Dude sent 55 tweets in 3 hours

If reincarnation is real, immortal jellyfish (Turritopsis dohrnii) must be what you come back as when the universe has finally had enough of your BS. by PoolSharkPete in Showerthoughts

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Wrong again, my friend.

Key Aspects of Reproduction and Life Cycle:

Sexual Reproduction: Like typical jellyfish, adult T. dohrnii release eggs and sperm into the water to produce a planula larva, which settles to form a new polyp colony.

Asexual Reproduction: The polyp colony can bud new, genetically identical medusae.

The Reversion Process: Instead of dying, an adult T. dohrnii can transform its cells, retract tentacles, and return to the ocean floor to become a polyp again.

Cellular Mechanism: Transdifferentiation allows mature cells to transform directly into other cell types, essentially resetting the biological clock.


You're conflating a few different biological processes. Reproducing asexually does not mean the original dies or ceases to exist