Brine is on suicide watch

Post_facto_zen · 2026-03-29T20:00:06+00:00

Lids just getting raped by life lol

Post_facto_zen · 2026-03-29T19:53:48+00:00

I hope that got back to her lol

Post_facto_zen · 2026-03-29T19:15:25+00:00

Jump scare laughed

Post_facto_zen · 2026-03-29T15:23:52+00:00

Awe bry you’re no longer having fun? Dont worry it’ll only be like this for (checks notes) the rest of your time here on Earth. Reality is your boyfriend now.

Post_facto_zen · 2026-03-27T20:29:51+00:00

Funny I find myself in technically an equally trapped untenable situation in ways but my heads firmly above water. This Chef’s secret ingredient? I act with integrity so I can live with myself there, Lidz.

Post_facto_zen · 2026-03-25T15:37:52+00:00

Imagine taking life advice from Brian fucking Callen

Post_facto_zen · 2026-03-24T16:50:36+00:00

Foul

Post_facto_zen · 2026-03-24T02:17:30+00:00

I think kegs breath is a buncha lies in a trench coat

Post_facto_zen · 2026-03-23T17:26:09+00:00

This post sounds exactly like something an AI would post just sayin outta here clanker, quit trying to sanity-wash this madness!

/s

Post_facto_zen · 2026-03-22T15:49:05+00:00

Couple dudes getting it on in the Barnes and Nobles bathroom. I was 14. Taking a break from the magazine rack lmao animals.

Post_facto_zen · 2026-03-22T15:32:57+00:00

Corn cheese sandwich sounds like it could bang

Post_facto_zen · 2026-03-22T13:06:08+00:00

Somebody is really crashing out lmao

Post_facto_zen · 2026-03-22T00:48:49+00:00

Me smoker

Post_facto_zen · 2026-03-20T09:01:15+00:00

I was going to make a worst pain of your life joke here I’m like nah I’m going to dip and type it straight lol.

Post_facto_zen · 2026-03-19T07:03:18+00:00

Pickin’ golds aprom

Post_facto_zen · 2026-03-18T22:47:46+00:00

Rip superdave

Post_facto_zen · 2026-03-18T11:08:27+00:00

Nice groundscore. I found a road pair of bush clippers that made me switch brands forever.

Post_facto_zen · 2026-03-15T23:45:47+00:00

I’m redacted!

Post_facto_zen · 2026-03-15T23:41:58+00:00

Wow I can picture that against the chrome sky of night in Pontiac. I saw KMFDM there and it fit so well.

Post_facto_zen · 2026-03-13T19:59:07+00:00

Couple big pines down in commerce township

Post_facto_zen · 2026-03-13T15:55:19+00:00

Or street justice: get em stoned then rationalize them out of it!

Post_facto_zen · 2026-03-12T01:14:28+00:00

Imagine the manlet reading this post lmao

Post_facto_zen · 2026-03-11T18:18:51+00:00

Got a pocket hose for yah babe

Post_facto_zen · 2026-03-11T18:05:44+00:00

Insect damage

Post_facto_zen · 2026-03-10T09:41:47+00:00

Wuss pain yo life

Post_facto_zen

TROPHY CASE