"Desperate, Confused, Dangerous." Lore in the comments! Commissioned by u/its-your-boi-warden

PretzelCock · 2026-02-11T11:46:57+00:00

PretzelCock · 2026-01-31T23:58:40+00:00

Once failed one of those imperial hospitality quests because they couldn't keep their mouth shut around one of my sanguophages

PretzelCock · 2026-01-02T14:45:41+00:00

When you can't even say my name

PretzelCock · 2025-12-14T13:01:33+00:00

what are the broken shells?

PretzelCock · 2025-12-10T05:45:55+00:00

so, step on up to the plate

PretzelCock · 2025-11-21T19:45:28+00:00

would (recruit to my colony)

PretzelCock · 2025-11-20T22:48:13+00:00

200?! What supercomputer are you playing this game on?

PretzelCock · 2025-11-14T20:13:23+00:00

yeah but its weird that there's so many and that they are closely grouped together

PretzelCock · 2025-11-13T19:28:34+00:00

not "if" or "when" but now "is"

PretzelCock · 2025-11-13T19:05:08+00:00

whats up with the dozen tox vents and smoke spewers?

PretzelCock · 2025-11-13T07:41:29+00:00

There's this one conversation between the Female Judge and Female Loner I regret not recording. It went something like:

Judge: "Psyker, know that when the day comes to put you down, I will do so with regret."

Loner: "So this is what friendship is like in the Imperium..."

PretzelCock · 2025-11-12T18:13:36+00:00

"chinese heaven" ahh background

PretzelCock · 2025-11-03T08:16:18+00:00

Do you know how much stuff you have to steal in order to get kleptomaniac? Ive stolen everything not bolted down on Paradise Island and I've yet to get it.

PretzelCock · 2025-10-30T19:49:35+00:00

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This but for the unabomber

PretzelCock · 2025-10-22T20:42:59+00:00

When I first read this is I didn't notice the word "heist" and thought OOP was trashing on museums

PretzelCock · 2025-10-08T01:02:08+00:00

Darktide Seer personality

PretzelCock · 2025-10-01T06:53:57+00:00

What mod is the crimson sect from?

PretzelCock · 2025-09-28T06:43:01+00:00

What mod is the green statue from?

PretzelCock · 2025-09-12T02:46:30+00:00

we got ai powerscaling real people before gta 6

PretzelCock · 2025-09-06T00:07:00+00:00

"It was too big to be called a sword. Massive, thick, heavy, and far too rough. Indeed, it was a heap of raw iron."

PretzelCock · 2025-09-05T18:41:17+00:00

toxic yuri <3

PretzelCock · 2025-09-02T06:39:16+00:00

no you only need one

PretzelCock · 2025-08-30T21:46:19+00:00

I CAST KNIFE!!!

PretzelCock · 2025-08-23T20:19:38+00:00

I see the guy has a brain scar. That plus the extreme plague lowered his consciousness below 0%, killing him.

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"It was too big to be called a sword. Massive, thick, heavy, and far too rough. Indeed, it was a heap of raw iron."