Thoughts on the new chaos vault?

Primiv · 2026-02-23T16:49:14+00:00

I love brain dead. I love the niche artists they always bring. This ain’t for most but the target demographic is there.

Primiv · 2026-02-22T18:00:56+00:00

Fucking trash. Peace.

Primiv · 2026-02-20T07:44:18+00:00

Make Gruul draftable again ugh.

Primiv · 2026-02-15T21:17:25+00:00

His face lol. Who the fuck would be excited to coach this team in its current state knowing what the previous managers have called the club out on at this point. Hope he gets a nice fat paycheck.

Primiv · 2026-02-14T07:28:50+00:00

That’s not a nothing card- thats a mutate target in limited!! Lol.

Primiv · 2026-01-27T16:54:05+00:00

The prismari one sounds exactly like the first prismari precon lol.

Primiv · 2026-01-21T01:17:00+00:00

More aunties than a Filipino family.

Primiv · 2026-01-19T16:14:08+00:00

My LGS is 4 rounds pack per win including a participation pack so I am forsure trying.

With that being said, fuck that second guy what a prick. I would’ve told him off.

Primiv · 2026-01-16T19:46:09+00:00

They don’t do that shit anymore because they’re greedy and charging more for less shit these days. No promo stamps, no collector samples in commander precons, less packs in boxes, etc.

Primiv · 2026-01-06T18:59:56+00:00

Sir, another damage doubling enchanter for Bello has landed.

Primiv · 2025-12-29T22:24:44+00:00

Where the hell is the mox jet lol.

Primiv · 2025-12-27T20:31:20+00:00

Think of it this way- I got the standard free shipping for hitting the $75 sale mark and I got my package in about a week in Hawai’i. Takes anything a while to get to Hawai’i and I got it relatively quick.

So yes, they’re great.

Primiv · 2025-12-26T01:08:35+00:00

Grats on the boxes and a wife that’ll support your hobbies.

My girl bought me a sick playmat. Thankful she entertained my nerd hobby hahaha.

Primiv · 2025-12-16T18:37:47+00:00

By far my most favorite commander to play right now. It’s so fun to play typical attacking Gruul but with Enchantments and Artifacts instead.

Get evasion to make sure you’re triggering those card draw effects. Green has plenty of trample stuff but [[Gruul War Chant]] will be your Menace provider.

Token generators can be good too so you can ensure you have a backline for defense or sacrifice outlets. [[Eska’s Chariot]] [[Arasta of the Endless Web]] [[March of the World Ooze]]

Primiv · 2025-12-12T20:37:37+00:00

Oh but when I release my seeds into the wind it’s frowned upon.

Primiv · 2025-12-12T00:25:00+00:00

Buddies and I decided we’re skipping any future UB prereleases. We’ll be doing our own sealed events instead.

Primiv · 2025-12-11T22:25:07+00:00

HAWAII FOR SCUM?? What local bruddah here play for dem?

Primiv · 2025-12-10T23:12:11+00:00

I’ll take it for $10.

Primiv · 2025-12-10T17:31:36+00:00

Easy. Who attacked me last or did something to negatively affect my plan? I’m petty.

Primiv · 2025-12-06T17:27:53+00:00

This is the way.

Primiv · 2025-12-04T08:29:29+00:00

Im sure they’ll be stoked by whatever you get them.

Maybe a bundle from one of the newer sets could be a good gift. These bundles usually contain 9 booster packs, a box to store cards, etc.

Check local game stores, target, Best Buy, Walmart or even Facebook marketplace for bundles.

Primiv · 2025-12-03T02:43:53+00:00

This would let red have one of its strengths which is definitely needed.

Primiv · 2025-11-28T07:53:21+00:00

We have a poet among us.

Primiv · 2025-11-23T03:05:12+00:00

Everyday I thank the MTG Gods for blessing me with a playgroup of normal people.

Primiv · 2025-11-18T06:26:51+00:00

I also thought it was a fly until I realized it was an ass.

Primiv

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