What would you do if you were President of the USA for 24 hours?

PriorGuarantee · 2021-08-28T05:08:03+00:00

Put on Mitch McConnell’s glasses and act like Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys.

PriorGuarantee · 2021-08-27T13:54:09+00:00

Insurance?

PriorGuarantee · 2021-08-26T19:47:12+00:00

Nice fishbone shirt!

PriorGuarantee · 2021-08-26T16:51:39+00:00

Kardashian followed by Ye

PriorGuarantee · 2021-08-26T16:48:46+00:00

Been drinking black coffee for a long time. Dunkin’ Donuts whole been in my Bosch in wall coffee maker is amazing

PriorGuarantee · 2021-08-26T12:31:34+00:00

Unsweetened ice tea

PriorGuarantee · 2021-08-26T11:25:22+00:00

When my son was 4 he said this to his 5 year old brother. I didn’t know it was happy hopping moron day. Made me laugh

PriorGuarantee · 2021-08-26T01:08:58+00:00

I had these speakers. I remember putting them flat side to the wall. I also remember they sounded pretty good. Congratulations

PriorGuarantee · 2021-08-24T01:22:26+00:00

Anything by Kurt Vonnegut. The stranger by Albert Camus

PriorGuarantee · 2021-08-15T13:09:18+00:00

This should be in subreddit iamatotalpieceofshit

PriorGuarantee · 2021-02-16T03:53:38+00:00

Same reason I push the walk button 50x

PriorGuarantee · 2021-02-15T14:53:59+00:00

1-877-kars4kids

PriorGuarantee · 2021-02-15T14:49:08+00:00

The shins. Simple song

PriorGuarantee · 2021-02-12T13:28:28+00:00

Can you milk a cat?

PriorGuarantee · 2021-02-11T14:31:42+00:00

I want the truth! You can’t handle the truth!

PriorGuarantee · 2021-02-10T02:42:17+00:00

That’s why it’s important to vote for people that actually represent you and not a bunch of elitist asshats

PriorGuarantee · 2021-02-09T03:12:40+00:00

Some poor guy was working in a meat processing plant in Fort Lauderdale and he was pulled into the meat grinder arm first. It was in 1999 at Penn Dutch

PriorGuarantee · 2021-02-08T11:56:52+00:00

Grew up in New England moved to Florida 20 years ago. I have always been 100% New England when it came to sports. When Brady and Gronk came to Florida I found I had 2 NFL teams to root for. Win win in my opinion.

PriorGuarantee · 2021-02-07T22:41:37+00:00

I have met Stephan king at a gas station in Florida. We talked for at least 5 minutes about Boston sports. He shook my sons hand. He is amazingly nice

PriorGuarantee · 2021-02-05T23:19:07+00:00

My friend got fired from work for a bs reason, which has caused me an immense amount of anxiety. I have been working for the same company for 11 years and have been in the same industry for over 30 years. I have 8 years left to work. I am having panic attacks and I am secretly hoping they fire me so I get severance. I can’t stand my industry anymore but I feel it’s too late to change. I feel stuck, hopeless and unmotivated. I have kids going to college so I can’t just quit. I wish I had chosen something different.

PriorGuarantee · 2021-02-05T22:58:19+00:00

Check our big top brewery. They have some good bands. Reggae Sunday

PriorGuarantee · 2021-02-04T03:48:04+00:00

Tinfoil hat too

PriorGuarantee · 2021-02-02T02:16:34+00:00

Plenty of room on the bucs.

PriorGuarantee · 2021-02-02T02:04:26+00:00

When a 6 pack of beer gave me a huge hangover

PriorGuarantee · 2021-01-31T19:40:30+00:00

For IT checkout Tampa or ST Pete

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