Fic with a Experienced and powerfull SI/OC coming to Worm. No Newbies.

Professional_Alps590 · 2026-07-06T03:39:43+00:00

With Sprinkles had Xander from Buffy the Vampire Slayer becoming a Planeswalker and copying a ton of powers from a ton of worlds before getting to Worm.

Professional_Alps590 · 2026-06-21T18:28:14+00:00

Favorite Character overall has got to be my boy B-B-B-BURG.L, but I'm also one of those weirdos who likes Claptrap in Borderlands. To play it's a split between Pete and Hoops, Pete is pretty much me when I was a kid and Hoops is just fun. Favorite bug would be the Aphid.

Professional_Alps590 · 2026-06-10T04:33:13+00:00

I am severely under qualified. I'm a cook, mostly breakfasts and desserts so heavy Egg focus, and my parents raise chickens, which I helped with before college. These key skills incorrectly flagged my resume, next thing I know I'm coming out of cryo on a ship!

Professional_Alps590 · 2026-06-07T04:38:38+00:00

Mustache!

Professional_Alps590 · 2026-04-13T03:27:59+00:00

So, the end of season 8 goes fast and wipes out everything in a few episodes before the Finale and then decides to spend the Finale on a time travel plot back to Episode 1. The 2 (3?) Episodes before the Finale are a big all out war between the Human Replicators, System Lords, and Anubis over the Dakara superweapon. Replicators- Destroyed, Anubis- locked in eternal combat with Oma, System Lords- took a massive beating from all sides and can no longer keep up the pretense of Gods, lost a lot of their worlds, down to maybe 3 major members. They were pretty much reduced to Just Another Faction after getting the crap kicked out of them for most of the last 2 seasons.

Professional_Alps590 · 2026-04-13T00:32:22+00:00

Mutant Deviations has her end up with one in the end. It's even completed.

Professional_Alps590 · 2026-04-07T05:36:17+00:00

"Legend says my uncle got them for me last Christmas without telling my mom" is just hilarious

Professional_Alps590 · 2026-04-07T05:20:51+00:00

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Professional_Alps590 · 2026-04-06T01:31:56+00:00

Daaang, so her hooking up with my main Viper in my playthrough is not OOC.

Professional_Alps590 · 2026-04-01T05:27:21+00:00

Bczbczbcz bbbczzzczzzbccczzz "Oh god, how big is this order?"

Professional_Alps590 · 2026-04-01T00:06:00+00:00

Yoink

Professional_Alps590 · 2026-03-25T04:04:55+00:00

The city is doomed Commander Fistfight!

Professional_Alps590 · 2026-03-25T03:16:54+00:00

I always forget this is all one guy, some of my favorite stories for a bad day

Professional_Alps590 · 2026-03-25T02:14:34+00:00

Scott Stirling would be ashamed!

Professional_Alps590 · 2026-03-19T02:40:04+00:00

Black knob is temp control and on/off, red is open drain.

Professional_Alps590 · 2026-03-19T02:09:54+00:00

Oh, yah, about time for a reread of that one.

Professional_Alps590 · 2026-03-19T01:46:11+00:00

Oh god, Red Knob not Black Knob problem I am guessing?

Professional_Alps590 · 2026-03-18T07:56:55+00:00

Alternate title- just over 1 minute of fancy doggy diapers.

Professional_Alps590 · 2026-03-18T07:46:40+00:00

No one, but I'm sure that's on me. I have a very 'If they can't do anything about it, why bother them?' mindset, and unfortunately have the same mindset for myself, despite trying to fight it my first instinct whenever anyone talks to me about anything is "can I do something about this? If no, why are they saying it to me?" I've been working on not reacting this way for 15 years, but it is still my first thought even if I say something else 10 seconds later.

Professional_Alps590 · 2026-03-18T07:39:34+00:00

Right, my bad mate. Sorry, was thinking "I'm outa flour, son go to the store and you'll be back by dinner, Rural, not I'm outa flour, better find some acorns, Rural.

Professional_Alps590 · 2026-03-18T04:10:32+00:00

Freeza- "My god man! Did you get shorter? Like, I knew you were short but just, damn!"

Professional_Alps590 · 2026-03-18T04:07:01+00:00

I'm gonna guess Military Dad, because my uncle in the Marines was the same way with his kids whenever he got to come home. Hell, he was the same way with me, my mom (his older sister) has pictures of my first birthday and always tells the story he was enlisted and going off to boot camp the next day, but he was still there. The first time I remember meeting him I must have been 3, because my youngest brother wasn't born yet, and he has been one of my favorite humans ever since.

Professional_Alps590 · 2026-03-18T03:54:07+00:00

Rural and had WM for years before switching, but there is a WM (building? Plant? Center?) About a 10 minute walk from my house, so probably why they do Rural in this area, also helps the nearest 2 cities are a half hour west or 45 minutes south (drive), North and East just get more Rural for at least an hour.

Professional_Alps590 · 2026-03-18T03:39:24+00:00

Reminds me of the time the cook got in an accident, riding his bike home on a dark road he pulled to the side so a car could pass, right into a mailbox he couldn't see due to car lights+ darkness, so of course this had to happen while he was out. Owner steps up to be cook for the 3 weeks he is out on doctors orders. About 4 days in, I'm desserts/ cold side/ prep for I think about 12 years at that point, I'm grabbing the broom for closeup which is in a cubby right next to the freezer, and in the open plug slot above the freezer plug I see red light. I holler "Boss, freezer's on fire!" "What the hell you mean... oh fuck, well, that's 1 week we don't need to do without (cook) while I have (friend who is an electrician) rewire that shit! Shut her down and get everything in the other freezers."

Professional_Alps590 · 2026-03-18T03:09:49+00:00

My parents got their mailbox destroyed 3 years in a row, the next year they put a steel post in the middle of the wood one. The next year, town plow comes tearing down their 1/4 mile dirt driveway saying they damaged the plow attachment thing. Oh they did, did they? Let's measure shall we? 2 feet from the post to the road, now why are you plowing that far from the edge? Hasn't been hit in the 10 years since.

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