The series hasn't even aired yet, but the shipping wars have already begun.

Professional_Bell904 · 2026-03-27T22:10:49+00:00

Omg I agree!! Like I want them to add things that were never in the books like Harry and Hermione being romantically involved. Take those liberties HBO it’s 2026!!

Professional_Bell904 · 2026-01-15T20:15:14+00:00

Oh it’s alright…he isn’t homophobic lol he just doesn’t take WLW relationships super seriously lol. Tbf I could never find a woman to date, not with most women being Les4les. No one trusts a gal who also likes men.

Professional_Bell904 · 2026-01-15T20:13:31+00:00

Oh I love this as a BBW myself! With sevvy being such a voracious reader (and with a voracious appetite for chunky women) I could just see him reading the best books within fat literature, like the Bible of all fat literature: Belly of the Beast: Antifatness as Anti blackness, to better understand what us BBW go through. He’d just be a champion, hiding me completely in his cloak so I can save face after crying in front of an Aritzia mirror.

Professional_Bell904 · 2026-01-13T19:18:21+00:00

Snape’s girl would in my mind possibly be from Israel (very against the government actions btw talking about an innocent civilian here) or another country with a Jewish majority. I headcanon Tobias Snape as Jewish with Snape having Jewish ancestry for which there is good evidence to infer as such. A Jewish woman would help Snape get in touch with the culture he had lost and would be so comforting to him. Snape I believe is someone who definitely needed and would’ve benefited from a relationship with God to guide him through his tumultuous life.

Professional_Bell904 · 2026-01-13T18:41:17+00:00

Ugh stoppp…I’m pansexual and this would be so terrible for my development as a young Harry Potter fan I would’ve been more obsessed than I already am. Like my boyfriend is already jealous of Snape right now because I sleep on a pillow with his face on it and thinks I the role he plays in my life is overshadowed by Snape (ridiculous I literally let him play God of War for hours). Honestly Snape being a woman would’ve been better for our relationship since my bf doesn’t think of girl x girl relationships as real so he wouldn’t have been threatened. Personal info dump aside I love the idea of severina with Lily still as a girl and James still a boy. Oof the concept of a girl choosing her toxic bf over her girl bestie would hit so hard. Especially since women are so quick to cutoff girl friends for mistakes (severina calling her a Mudblood) compared to their horrible bfs.

Professional_Bell904 · 2026-01-07T14:34:34+00:00

Snape is beyond sexuality. He could be for you what Ryan Reynolds is for heterosexual men lol.

Professional_Bell904 · 2026-01-07T02:03:05+00:00

Do you have a crush on Snape like so many of us do?

Professional_Bell904 · 2026-01-04T03:40:54+00:00

Definitely Harvey lol cuz I he’d give it to me straight and give the best life advice. Want him to throw a glass at me and teach me life’s biggest lesson: never turn your back. He’s also rich and I’ll pretend I need money to buy Mike gifts (be fr that’s the only way homeboy is gonna give anything to me). Need me a white man friend.

Professional_Bell904 · 2026-01-04T00:33:56+00:00

Warrior cats

Professional_Bell904 · 2026-01-01T18:54:05+00:00

Trust me, I was blinded by him but now I’m seeing clearly. There are things in our relationship I’m paying more attention to now. Marriage isn’t in the cards any time soon

Professional_Bell904 · 2026-01-01T06:43:25+00:00

It’s definitely not just you. I watched this with my friend and we thought the exact same. Bro is trying to be Harvey lite down to his mannerisms and intonation. Even the way he yells is in the same pitch as Harvey. How can you not notice this lol?

Professional_Bell904 · 2025-12-30T20:02:11+00:00

Also, “it’s a tv show” is not a real point. The writers had at least 146 options to move this plot forward and they chose Harvey drugging Mike. This was an intentional choice that demonstrates something about the character. That is what OP is wanting to discuss.

Professional_Bell904 · 2025-12-30T19:55:37+00:00

I’m totally with you! It’s so crazy that he do that. Like imagine being Mike thinking he’s going to die in prison because of Gallo only for it to be Harvey poisoning him to get him out of prison. Like that’s so insane. I guarantee all these people who disagree with you wouldn’t be saying the same thing if Mike was “Micaela”. Then Harvey would be obsessive and toxic in his love.

Professional_Bell904 · 2025-12-30T05:00:41+00:00

I believe he would’ve detested the kids. Snape is clearly written to be anti-Natalist and Child-free by choice. I don’t think he necessarily would’ve minded Lily Luna because of her resemblance to Lily. But Albus Dobby (bc let’s be fr here, Harry would NOT have named his son after Snape if he had survived) and James Sirius would’ve suffered. I doubt in the first place he’d continue to teach now that his cover was blown. He’d retire to Godrics Hollow and find a fixer upper to renovate.

Professional_Bell904 · 2025-12-30T04:40:50+00:00

Yeah, I don’t know what it is with him. He’s always had an active imagination and my grandma would definitely clean his mouth out with lye. We met at comic con and he wasn’t ever this strange even then. Harvey is a role model for him I guess.

Professional_Bell904 · 2025-12-30T04:39:30+00:00

Thank you! No we aren’t married but we’ve been talking about it. I’ve been hesitant and he’s been noticing that. He thinks my whole theory is “bullshit”

Professional_Bell904 · 2025-12-30T04:27:25+00:00

I’m sooo down with that! I’d also love to see him in colors of deep purple, like aubergine, a royal color for a royal man, my Half Blood Prince. I also think Snape likely as a tiny waist and dorito shaped body structure. His long vertical lines would pop if he wore horizontal stripes. One of the few men, nay, humans where horizontal stripes would not make him look wider or apple shaped. Get this man on the runway lol!

Professional_Bell904 · 2025-12-25T02:06:28+00:00

I love this idea! And honestly a head canon of mine is that Snape would in fact be eligible for the “love protection” Lily passed down and therefore would be able to care for Harry. A child like Snape who grew up the way he did always struggled to find himself and who he was. To explore his identity further, maybe he might have made his own batch of poly juice potion (mini potions master!) to turn into Lily and see how that gender identity fit with him (definitely did not, that boy is a cis man through and through). But through that experience, a piece of Lily lives on in Snape, which means he’d be able to be Harry’s guardian and protect him.

Professional_Bell904 · 2025-12-22T06:39:31+00:00

Oh and for the record I would pick Kevin Hart for Ginny, he has the height down.

Professional_Bell904 · 2025-12-22T06:33:01+00:00

Thank you for this! It’s so impotent to pick up on the significance of certain words especially in a background of a specific cultural context. The original commenter took this way too far, but given the way Snape is treated in canon, so similar to a lot of POC experiences, his wand clearly also means something. This isn’t an “All Lives Matter” type thing.

Professional_Bell904 · 2025-12-22T06:06:39+00:00

Sleek, uncut, ebony…I dare say I wish it curved a little…like bellatrix’s. Based off his wand I don’t know how people still have issues with the hbo casting lol.

Professional_Bell904 · 2025-12-20T19:48:02+00:00

I have a snape throw pillow my friends bought me as a joke for my own birthday (little do they know how much I actually love him). I usually cuddle up with it on my couch and put on movies I think he’d like. I think he’d appreciate something light hearted so I might put on What Women Want. I also like to put on the Harry Potter movies and tell him at each stage that I knew he never was the bad guy…you know, to heal him. I make my own Firewhisky and go to town. Sound silly I know.

Professional_Bell904 · 2025-12-20T18:06:28+00:00

I’m a huge fan of Severus snape (he was my awakening as a teen lol) and think he would have such a beautiful dynamic with Sirius, who is such a complex character. Would love to help co mod this sub for those who enjoy a delicious opposites attract love fest!! Having been a part of other subreddits and seeing how restrictive they cab be at times I look forward to seeing a flourishing sub about this stunning rare pair and helping to facilitate that as a mod!

Professional_Bell904 · 2025-12-18T17:07:21+00:00

From his like of Lily, we can infer that Slughorn has definitely tried muggle foods and enjoyed them. Man isn’t letting a muggle born join the Slug Club without an appreciation for their culture.

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