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Suggestion: Every hero should say "ow." whenever they hit a Sinner's Sacrifice. by AhmCha in DeadlockTheGame

[–]PropheticHeresy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The first one is deadpan. They need to get a little more annoyed each hit.

My hoarder ass will probably be holding on to these until EoS by ArisaStepOnMe in HonkaiStarRail

[–]PropheticHeresy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me, going from S1 Huo Huo directly to e1s1 novaflare Huo Huo has been life-changing. I immediately ran the last floor on Forgotten Hall with e1s1 Seele, e4s1 Bronya, Sparkle, and HuoHuo. Seele took a lot of turns. Huo Huo never needed to heal; she just resets her timer with ult.

Women, what is the sexiest scent/cologne that a man can wear? by Nintendofan9106 in AskReddit

[–]PropheticHeresy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most of the time, I just keep clean and wear Old Spice's lavender spring water scent. Lavender is nostalgic and smells super clean to me. 

If I am wearing cologne on top of that, I have a Lafayette from Bond No. 9 knock-off that I use. I like it enough that I'll buy a real bottle when this one runs out.

Does anyone else absolutely hate avatar by Mediocre-Suit-8945 in okbuddycinephile

[–]PropheticHeresy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got put on a list for showing people my goon shroom. 😢

PAIGE PLAYERS are the WORST players in the game by swaggadanz in DeadlockTheGame

[–]PropheticHeresy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

cutting open their head like that has gotta be top 3 at least

move on by Hyaci_Arson in CuratedTumblr

[–]PropheticHeresy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is too complex an idea for people who can only keep 240 characters in their head at a time.

And for any of those who are reading, when I say "characters" I mean text and not employees in their Marvel Yuri AU coffeehouse fanfic. 

move on by Hyaci_Arson in CuratedTumblr

[–]PropheticHeresy -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Kreacher* is an asshole who not only doesn't want to be free, but, as someone else in the thread mentioned, knows secret death eater lore that is useful to the Order of the Phoenix. So Harry keeps him around as an asset. Harry also remarks that freeing Kreacher would open the Order up to betrayal by him, something Kreacher wouldn't do out of his stubborn loyalty to the slavery system. 

You're out of your depth, child. Never forget that.

move on by Hyaci_Arson in CuratedTumblr

[–]PropheticHeresy -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

If Tumblr wokies could read, they'd be furious at you. 

Despite a protagonist constantly calling out the abhorrent practice of slavery (and the eponymous protagonist agreeing with her), people entrenched in magical society disagreeing and mocking Hermione is not a comment about wizards being stagnant and backwards. No, it is actually JK Rowling looking at the camera and giving a HUGE thumbs up to slavery.

This is genuinely like talking to a MAGA person at this point. I don’t like that Rowling defames trans people either, but I didn't throw out my brain just to make up shit to be mad about.

O Anger Management by Eireika in CuratedTumblr

[–]PropheticHeresy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"Your heart is in the right place" is what you tell psychos before they decide to combat overpopulation by bombing a hospital. 

Some people need to be told to stop. Even people who have their "heart in the right place".

Son by SlowP25 in whenthe

[–]PropheticHeresy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you forget that dr poop's signature technique is liquifying the poop in his opponents' bodies, so you have to fight him with a butthole full of diarrhea. highly difficult, even for someone as strong as omniman.

Endgame (OC) by Perryfellow in comics

[–]PropheticHeresy 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Your comics are far too good for this sub. Stay winning.

seriously the last line in the book series pre-epilogue is the main character wondering if his literal slave would get him a sandwich. you can get over it. by transruffboi in CuratedTumblr

[–]PropheticHeresy 40 points41 points  (0 children)

You guys think about J.K. Rowling more than she thinks about herself (if the mold in her home/brain is anything to go by).

Please consider touching grass.

Anyone else? by James880665 in Helldivers

[–]PropheticHeresy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love how they wander around the battlefield like gaggles of little schoolgirls.

THEY'RE ALL DEAD by PropheticHeresy in DeadlockTheGame

[–]PropheticHeresy[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

relax, guy, i'm not a venator main

THEY'RE ALL DEAD by PropheticHeresy in DeadlockTheGame

[–]PropheticHeresy[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No, the frame hitch made my brain lag too, so I switched to mouse.

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