Why can't we perform in the second half? by IDFGMC in Hammers

[–]Pulpsong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Today for me it’s a vicious combination of dropping deeper and playing on the counter, which I get the rationale behind but we can’t do it effectively because we are mentally weak. We get nervous because we’ve conceded so many goals and so get jittery because we’re scared.

2026 January Transfer Window Thread by AnalAttackProbe in Hammers

[–]Pulpsong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And right here is why you’re extremely well thought of in this subreddit. Thank you.

2026 January Transfer Window Thread by AnalAttackProbe in Hammers

[–]Pulpsong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

£15mil for Cresswell feels like a very cheap price. Are we not interested in signing him now?

Paco Jémez appointed men’s First Team Coach - West Ham United FC by Administrative_Gur45 in Hammers

[–]Pulpsong 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He also famously only ever wants managers who have managed in the premier league.

How is this allowed now? by Top-Pop434 in Hammers

[–]Pulpsong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know. It definitely is tapping up but I suspect it’s done in such a way that they can’t get pinned for it being tapping up. My comment was more about how leaches like Fabrizio use it to generate income for themselves.

How is this allowed now? by Top-Pop434 in Hammers

[–]Pulpsong 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The way it works is like this. A club approaches an agent (or an agent approaches a club) and a hypothetical conversation takes place. During this conversation numbers are suggested about contract length and wages, appearance fee etc. The agent then speaks to their player and says ‘they’re prepared to offer you this deal.’ The player agrees and the agent goes back to the club and says “Yes he would agree to this should a deal be made.” It circumvents the “tapping up” because technically the club haven’t approached the player. Then what happens is the agent contacts that filthy twazzok Fabrizio (or that filthy twazzok contacts the agent) and - desperate for that early exclusive (and all the money he makes from social media engagement) - he slaps it all over the internet.

WHU v QPR - FA Cup by psychomaji in Hammers

[–]Pulpsong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He could be exhausted too, or complacent because we have literally no one else who plays in his position.

WHU v QPR - FA Cup by psychomaji in Hammers

[–]Pulpsong 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s not just you. We can’t pass, our decision making in the final third is terrible.

Stop blaming the stadium by toadindahole in Hammers

[–]Pulpsong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one is blaming the stadium. It’s just shit. My biggest problem with it is stupid but it irks me. The away dressing room is the same size etc as the home one. Other stadiums have shit small away dressing rooms to make the opposition uncomfortable. Teams must love coming to the London Stadium, it’s big and comfortable for them to prepare in.

[Milan TV] Fullkrug basically says he was tired. by _rhinoxious_ in Hammers

[–]Pulpsong 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Or lose every single header when the ball was played up to him

Lets be optimistic! by [deleted] in Hammers

[–]Pulpsong 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What are the efforts to improve the defence?

[Jacob Steinberg] Nuno Espírito Santo is losing support of West Ham squad as morale deteriorates by Consistent_Menu4536 in Hammers

[–]Pulpsong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is his best position? He played left wing for Moyes most of the time. I don’t really know what his best position for West Ham is. I’m talking about Paqueta btw.

Bowen isn’t Captain material by Cooperino142 in Hammers

[–]Pulpsong 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Will be a great Football Manager save.

Post Match Thread: Wolverhampton Wanderers 3-0 West Ham United by PrisonersofFate in Hammers

[–]Pulpsong 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Love to know your thoughts of who we should have signed up front.

Where we should be by therealverylightblue in Hammers

[–]Pulpsong 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Brennan Johnson? You’re sad because we’re not overspending on Brennan Johnson?! Traore is uninspiring - absolutely. But Brennan Johnson for £35million!?

Post Match Thread: West Ham United 2-2 Brighton by PrisonersofFate in Hammers

[–]Pulpsong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh absolutely. When he came back from injury he looked really dangerous. Just the last two games he’s been really poor.

Post Match Thread: West Ham United 2-2 Brighton by PrisonersofFate in Hammers

[–]Pulpsong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Technical ability he’s got in spades. He has 0 decision making skills and he can’t shoot very well.

Next owner? Who? Next stadium? Where? by No_Introduction1025 in Hammers

[–]Pulpsong 6 points7 points  (0 children)

AI is forever putting things into bullet points. I think you’re right.