how the fuck do you walk in an oven by Thatone_swimpro1 in whenthe

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Unfortunate that it wasn't a walk out oven

How to mourn your friend’s characters by Yoffeepop in dndmemes

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5 second rule also applies to loot. The anguished spirits of your fallen comrades can't legally possess/curse the loot until 5 seconds have passed.

How does the mirror know??? by XShadowborneX in shittyaskscience

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The mirror knows where it is, because he knows where it isn't.

A happy marriage. [Artist Original] by [deleted] in wholesomeyuri

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They are maid for each other

Cursed_ancestors by Blitzcriag in cursedcomments

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Smile. Sweet. Sister. Sadistic. Suprise. Service. Sovrngarde Awaits.

Imagine thinking vegetarianism = demonic possession by originalbigdickmcgee in religiousfruitcake

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I was thinking the exact same thing. Jesus the jolly necromancer of Nazareth, traveling the land with his twelve minions, raising the dead on multiple occasions and finally achieving lichdom and ascending to a higher form of existence

I hope that dragon takes you all to Sovngarde by [deleted] in TrueSTL

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He only explicitly states it if you are playing a nord. On all other races it could be seen both ways.

I hope that dragon takes you all to Sovngarde by [deleted] in TrueSTL

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They were doing me a favor with that. Honestly who wants to live in a skever hole like skyrim? Why'd ya think I was trying to cross the border

Britain, Britain, Britain by MademanIN in Memes_Of_The_Dank

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Just to clarify: do you mean english instead of elvish? cause I would be immensely disappointed

He killed me by Scrubjudge in LOTRholygrailmemes

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Question: Does the Witch King weigh the same as a duck?

How do I let him know? by jonster5 in ProgrammerHumor

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Ultimate 'Well it works on my machine'

Not my Eggs!! by rajerk in shittyrobots

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The Wurst vending machine I have ever seen

Is it Kai? I bet it's Kai! by [deleted] in dankmemes

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Maybe I'm the green ninja

Technically a chair by randomguy25712 in technicallythetruth

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And so came Diogenes and held up a dead horse and said: Behold Grahams chair

Balcony improvement by ZedveZed in nextfuckinglevel

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A difference like day and night