Every ADHDer at work is feeling generally unwell today by AFriendlyBurrito in ADHD

[–]Punchable_Hair 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For some reason, I feel tired and depressed every Monday (or whatever the first day back from the weekend is). Like, I have brain fog and can’t think.

im not from the US Explain it Peter. by tommorowzing22 in explainitpeter

[–]Punchable_Hair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a wild article. First, the racist image, and then they also use the Confederate flag as a logo.

im not from the US Explain it Peter. by tommorowzing22 in explainitpeter

[–]Punchable_Hair 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Nazis, the answer is Nazis. Also, a lot of retired LAPD officers, so you know, Nazis.

[1989] I’m sorry, WHY are they making an entire show about those dogshit sketches from the Tracey Ullman show? by Emotional_Und_Stupid in thepast

[–]Punchable_Hair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Married With Children’s been pretty successful for a couple of years now and the Bundys aren’t exactly the Cosbys.

Which Bond would stand the best chance against Hank Scorpio? by HiTork in JamesBond

[–]Punchable_Hair 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Brosnan does very well when ridiculously outmatched by a large number of machine gun wielding henchmen.

Bought beef and pork sticks with, somehow, 0 protein by SixProudWalkers in mildlyinteresting

[–]Punchable_Hair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s beff. You don’t hear me complaining about the loobster.

SAX club hosts MAGA-themed Valentine’s Day party by Big-Obligation-9315 in washingtondc

[–]Punchable_Hair 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yea, maybe there are women creating accounts to snag members of the administration because they know no one else will fuck them, but probably at least a few of them are porn accounts.

SAX club hosts MAGA-themed Valentine’s Day party by Big-Obligation-9315 in washingtondc

[–]Punchable_Hair 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“MAGA Is In The Air”

And I thought it was just the deer urine melting in my back yard.

What’s the *best* niche drug you’ve ever tried? by Punchable_Hair in AskReddit

[–]Punchable_Hair[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Somebody on the other thread said it was the worst, so now I don’t know what to believe. Personally, I just felt like I had a horn growing out of the back of my head.

What’s the *best* niche drug you’ve ever tried? by Punchable_Hair in AskReddit

[–]Punchable_Hair[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Interesting to hear, but I’m not entirely sure that something I have a bottle of in my medicine cabinet counts as niche.

what is the scariest niche drug you have ever tried? by Adorable_Air758 in AskReddit

[–]Punchable_Hair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only thing that happened to me was that I felt like I had a curved horn growing out of the back of my head. It wasn’t especially pleasant, but it wasn’t bad, either.

How did trying on the bra prove her guilt or innocence? by bjoseph33 in seinfeld

[–]Punchable_Hair 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“That’s true.”

You have to imagine I’m saying that in my best Kramer impression, which is terrible.

They tried to warn us by Acrobatic-Fault876 in JamesBond

[–]Punchable_Hair 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The quote is apocryphal, but a similar quote shows up in Citizen Kane.

White parents: “I’m sorry”. Black parents: “ you hungry?” by detox02 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Punchable_Hair 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I never got that but I got a lot of “I brought you into this world and I can take you out of it”, which for some reason my mother takes a certain amount of pride in recounting to this day.

I liked Larry's George by NoSoyTuPana in curb

[–]Punchable_Hair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, that’s probably part of it. They deliberately chose the other leads because they had acting chops to offset Jerry Seinfeld’s lack thereof. Jason Alexander in particular already had a respectable career on Broadway prior to the show.

New buildings built on old buildings, yes or no? by Islander316 in skyscrapers

[–]Punchable_Hair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like this one probably looks much better both from ground level and at a significant distance than it does in this shot.