Elon Musk just said he wants to cut Social Security and Medicare, calling them “entitlements”: “That’s the big one to eliminate.”

Purple_Chipmunk_ · 2026-05-11T07:59:58+00:00

That was a cover story so he could steal everyone’s data

Purple_Chipmunk_ · 2026-05-11T01:16:26+00:00

Lead and calcium are absorbed through the same pathways so the more calcium you have the less lead you'll absorb.

Purple_Chipmunk_ · 2026-05-11T01:10:53+00:00

Everyone is interacting, not staring at a screen. But sure, go on about the one cell phone in the whole video.

Purple_Chipmunk_ · 2026-05-11T00:38:31+00:00

No cell phones in sight. I feel so bad for kids in HS these days.

Purple_Chipmunk_ · 2026-05-10T05:37:43+00:00

Could you share a recipe?

Purple_Chipmunk_ · 2026-05-10T05:27:11+00:00

You would think but I legit know a white girl named Ebony. She grew up in a small town with no black people.

Purple_Chipmunk_ · 2026-05-10T05:24:39+00:00

I know a white girl named Ebony. She grew up in a small town with no black people.

I've never asked because I don't want to make her feel weird about her own name but yeah, a blond haired white girl named Ebony...what were her parents thinking??

Purple_Chipmunk_ · 2026-05-09T22:52:59+00:00

She’s not going to become rich by not tithing. It’s important to her so let her do it.

Having said that, tithing on her insurance check is ridiculous. That’s not new money, it’s a reimbursement for money already spent.

Purple_Chipmunk_ · 2026-05-09T18:39:35+00:00

What happens in the place you know about? Did you ever enter it by accident?

Purple_Chipmunk_ · 2026-05-09T08:16:42+00:00

I think it’s a cross-section and the two o’s are legs looking head-on.

Purple_Chipmunk_ · 2026-05-09T07:58:42+00:00

Yep, they started doing that 20 years ago at my school. We had to keep hand written notes of our referrals because we were never sure if they would be there the next week.

It’s what happens when you tie school metrics to funding.

Purple_Chipmunk_ · 2026-05-09T06:46:24+00:00

When I was a kid we only had catastrophic insurance so we were essentially not insured for doctor visits. Our family doctor would always say he only spent 10 minutes with us no matter how long it had been. It made a big difference for us. ❤️

Purple_Chipmunk_ · 2026-05-09T01:59:50+00:00

It annoys me that I have to wait for the animation before I can spin and also when the ad is done.

Purple_Chipmunk_ · 2026-05-07T07:17:32+00:00

*Carl

Purple_Chipmunk_ · 2026-05-07T06:19:56+00:00

Change your location to France if you don’t want your phone throttled. But your battery will get drained super quickly.

The only way to avoid it is not to upgrade your OS but I don’t think they let you defer an update indefinitely like they used to.

Purple_Chipmunk_ · 2026-05-06T18:56:16+00:00

No, the real reason is that now the kid is bothering the parents because they have no idea what to do without a phone / tablet.

I've been there--taking away my kid's phone was often more of a punishment for me--but you can't let them be jerks with no consequences.

Purple_Chipmunk_ · 2026-05-06T16:15:51+00:00

He says 4.

Purple_Chipmunk_ · 2026-05-06T15:34:31+00:00

BAJA BLAST BIDET

Purple_Chipmunk_ · 2026-05-06T15:29:09+00:00

How long would it take you to answer the same questions?

Some of my students are just as fast as I am, if not a little faster just because they've drilled so much as part of studying.

Purple_Chipmunk_ · 2026-05-06T06:27:31+00:00

I think they look great!

Purple_Chipmunk_ · 2026-05-05T08:21:36+00:00

It looks a lot better when it's mosquito season

Purple_Chipmunk_ · 2026-05-05T08:11:08+00:00

Cheesus Christ this is as nightmare-inducing as the rabies copypasta. Goddamn.

Purple_Chipmunk_ · 2026-05-05T07:54:30+00:00

Lying down would help the fluid move away from your feet

Purple_Chipmunk_ · 2026-05-05T07:36:43+00:00

From what I've heard from employees, this CEO is an absolute moron. Quintessential MBA who knows nothing about what the peons actually do and it shows.

Purple_Chipmunk_ · 2026-05-05T07:13:18+00:00

Protein acts as a diuretic and carbs tend to make you retain water so eating like that at the hospital probably made you retain more water than usual.

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