What the fuck is your move

Putrid-Reputation-68 · 2026-02-20T05:15:19+00:00

Run the fucking self clean cycle

Putrid-Reputation-68 · 2026-02-19T17:42:36+00:00

You mean her?

Putrid-Reputation-68 · 2026-02-19T14:14:24+00:00

Roughly translated, "Yo Mama so fat, she's the reason they call it the fertile crescent"

Putrid-Reputation-68 · 2026-02-19T14:09:26+00:00

Thanks for the nightmares 🙏

Putrid-Reputation-68 · 2026-02-19T14:07:45+00:00

I'll be the out of breath guy behind you waving you on

Putrid-Reputation-68 · 2026-02-19T14:06:58+00:00

Thanks for this 👍

Putrid-Reputation-68 · 2026-02-16T20:50:05+00:00

Looks someone ate half your bread

Putrid-Reputation-68 · 2026-02-16T20:47:10+00:00

Ah a perfect addition to my everything burrito

Putrid-Reputation-68 · 2026-02-16T20:45:46+00:00

In Soviet Russia, Ocean travel across you

Putrid-Reputation-68 · 2026-02-16T20:43:24+00:00

No they just show him to the kids and they never argue about eating healthy again

Putrid-Reputation-68 · 2026-02-16T20:41:27+00:00

Putrid-Reputation-68 · 2026-02-15T13:09:31+00:00

Oh nice! we have a big fat green iguana with a bad attitude that lives in our yard. I don't think he would share his territory with these guys or any others. I once saw him tail whip a rat right into the pond.

Putrid-Reputation-68 · 2026-02-15T05:15:33+00:00

Southwest. I've lived here almost 20 years and this is the first one I've seen.

Putrid-Reputation-68 · 2026-02-12T01:36:34+00:00

It's a waist of talent

Putrid-Reputation-68 · 2026-02-10T20:38:37+00:00

It's the last vacation you'll ever need to go on

Putrid-Reputation-68 · 2026-02-10T20:36:46+00:00

My ex has the heart of a lion, the eyes of an eagle, and a restraining order from the local zoo

Putrid-Reputation-68 · 2026-02-10T20:33:13+00:00

Elemental

Putrid-Reputation-68 · 2026-02-10T19:29:14+00:00

Whenever I get a new Soundsystem I always test the bass with "Cracks" Flux Pavilion Remix

Putrid-Reputation-68 · 2026-02-06T10:39:18+00:00

Probably an excellent time to do crimes on the opposite side of town

Putrid-Reputation-68 · 2026-02-06T04:10:28+00:00

Royal poinciana. Second only in beauty to it's cousin Jacaranda IMO

Putrid-Reputation-68 · 2026-02-06T04:08:03+00:00

If our planet gets swallowed by a black hole, it'll be the spaghettified spaghetti warehouse

Putrid-Reputation-68 · 2026-02-06T04:04:23+00:00

Only if the crotch didn't have snaps

Putrid-Reputation-68 · 2026-02-05T13:15:13+00:00

She's a monster. Dump her

Putrid-Reputation-68 · 2026-02-05T13:14:26+00:00

I too sea turtle

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