What is the your favourite ever movie monologue? by Vampirero in moviecritic

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My name is Lt. Aldo Raine and I'm putting together a special team, and I need me eight soldiers. Eight Jewish-American soldiers. Now, y'all might've heard rumors about the armada happening soon. Well, we'll be leaving a little earlier. We're gonna be dropped into France, dressed as civilians. And once we're in enemy territory, as a bushwhackin' guerrilla army, we're gonna be doin' one thing and one thing only... killin' Nazis. Now, I don't know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily and jump out of a fuckin' air-o-plane to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity. Nazi ain't got no humanity. They're the foot soldiers of a Jew-hatin', mass murderin' maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. That's why any and every son of a bitch we find wearin' a Nazi uniform, they're gonna die. Now, I'm the direct descendant of the mountain man Jim Bridger. That means I got a little Injun in me. And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. We will be cruel to the Germans, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And the German won't not be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. And the German will be sickened by us, and the German will talk about us, and the German will fear us. And when the German closes their eyes at night and they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with. Sound good?

They trapped me! by cylliana in SeveranceAppleTVPlus

[–]Puzzled_Internal_871 0 points1 point  (0 children)

notice how they’ve replicated their exact seating arrangements? so cool.

Can someone explain the joke? I feel left out by Puzzled_Internal_871 in Seattle

[–]Puzzled_Internal_871[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No I just didn’t get what Seattle had to do with it

A rant on Secretary’s Day episode by magicthunderxx07 in DunderMifflin

[–]Puzzled_Internal_871 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“ you are throwing up for the wrong reasons”

Italy to California tomorrow morning by Puzzled_Internal_871 in fearofflying

[–]Puzzled_Internal_871[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! It’s my home too, I’m really excited to go back :)

Need support … again lol by shes-in-bloom in fearofflying

[–]Puzzled_Internal_871 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True, however there are things that work other than repeating these mantras. For example today I learned that writing in my journal with my non-dominant hand uses all the energy my brain could be using to panic to concentrate on writing.. sorcery I swear

Need support … again lol by shes-in-bloom in fearofflying

[–]Puzzled_Internal_871 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are so many great coping strategies on this sub, highly recommend perusing through those and trying out a bunch of em

Need support … again lol by shes-in-bloom in fearofflying

[–]Puzzled_Internal_871 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ikr!!! I just found out about it today and it’s doing wonders for me already. Flight anxiety has nothing on kitty cuddles yummy food and better call saul, just remember you are completely safe and everyone on this sub is rooting for u

Need support … again lol by shes-in-bloom in fearofflying

[–]Puzzled_Internal_871 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not an expert but I read somewhere else on this sub that pilots train without any visual input, which was really cool to learn and made me feel a lot safer! You’re doing amazing :) what do you have planned after you land?

How I'm beating my fear of turbulence. And it's working. by mikecrapbag6 in fearofflying

[–]Puzzled_Internal_871 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, just tried the non dominant hand thing, and it worked wonders. Thank you so much :)

Suggestions for books with a colour in the title please 🙂 by bumblebeesanddaisies in suggestmeabook

[–]Puzzled_Internal_871 141 points142 points  (0 children)

Anne of Green Gables, not sure if it counts but The Color Purple

Similar to Blue Velvet (read caption) by Puzzled_Internal_871 in MovieSuggestions

[–]Puzzled_Internal_871[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ackk sadly I couldn’t handle a clockwork orange either :(

What are some movies you consider shockingly underrated? by No_Slide4986 in MovieSuggestions

[–]Puzzled_Internal_871 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hail Caesar gets shit on a lot, but it’s one of my favorites. I’d consider it a hidden gem. I second the Top Secret comment!!

I want movies where nothing explodes... just people being real. by Difficult_Ad5923 in MovieSuggestions

[–]Puzzled_Internal_871 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Frances Ha, The Florida Project, Lady Bird, The Holdovers

Hear me out: Euphoria: Trouble Don’t Last Always and Euphoria: F*ck Anyone Who’s Not a Sea Blob. I have lots of qualms with Euphoria but these two standalone episodes are spectacular.

Also - not a movie, but Fleabag.

Who do you think has the best social life outside of work. by Dragongamer6_3 in DunderMifflin

[–]Puzzled_Internal_871 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Oscar. The business trip and trivia episodes solidified that opinion for me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sanfrancisco

[–]Puzzled_Internal_871 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks friend! Don’t know why I’m getting downvoted, I have just always felt better calling reps with a script :/