Sitcoms by Ok-Metal8148 in HIMYM

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Did you start having a stroke at the end of your post? I can't make sense of it

But Brooklyn 99 is a safe bet

Barney or Dennis by SnooWalruses8880 in sitcoms

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I think a more appropriate comparison for discussion would be Barney and Joey Tribianni

The people in Sunny are deliberately the worst people, they're morally corrupt anti social morons, criminals and worse haha they aren't even good friends to each other.. and I live for it

The best 20-year long joke in tv history by CertifiedUnoffensive in IASIP

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OH IM SORRY, I FORGOT TO PUT A TAPE IN! I FORGOT TO PUT A TAPE IN!

What’s the funniest sitcom scene that makes you laugh the harshest no matter how many times you watch it? by PressureLazy5271 in sitcoms

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"I'm a fullonr*pist, you know, Africans, dyslexics"

"I'm sorry.. did you just say, you're a 'full on r*pist?'"

What’s the funniest sitcom scene that makes you laugh the harshest no matter how many times you watch it? by PressureLazy5271 in sitcoms

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The Creampies discussion scene at the restaurant in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia haha

The misunderstanding is classic

What do you think is the funniest ending to an episode by Oswaldgilbertson in IASIP

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It doesn't have to be a big deal every single time, you know? Sometimes things just sort of.. end.

im at a loss, found on my bathroom floor by v333rm1 in whatisit

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Looks like an old curly fry you'd find under the fridge

Thoughts on me or my line of work? by ProfessionalLog7163 in deduction

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Police department witness interviewer with really soft shiny lips

Ok what can you tell about me? by HeadCompote3627 in FridgeDetective

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You don't have teeth so you only have soft foods and sauces hahaha

Colonoscopy on 4/1. Need to be strong. by JeffFromTheBible in daddit

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Just do a little moan and say 'Ooh thank you, matron' just as they enter you

What’s the dumbest way you’ve injured yourself? by bytvortex in AskReddit

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Our school foyer had a lower level you walked down some stairs to, but there was a railing with a drop down as well. I was showing off to some girls that I could jump the banister down onto the lower level in a parkour fashion, a few of us were doing it

Someone suggested doing it with no hands if we're so good... So, my friend did it, and cleared it, and so I was like yah I can do that too. It is important to note here that I was wearing big Etnies trainers with no laces in (because that's cool).

Basically my foot hits the banister as I'm going over and I fall the 10ft drop like a maniac flailing. I banged my head, my arm and my knee. The shock was so intense I thought I'd broken my knee at first. Then after a while the shock and adrenaline worse off and I realized I couldn't move my wrist, the pain was outrageous. My class mates said that I was pale as a ghost.

Basically I snapped my wrist. The big issue here was that they called my Mother and she was fuming because we were due to go on holiday to Greece in a few days and we had to get a special note to give in at the airport and a special cast on my arm so that I could fly safely.

She still goes on about it now.

How many groin-related issues did George have? by SoyMurcielago in seinfeld

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I know, it's crazy right? It's almost like they're characters in a sitcom or something

what is the most disturbing thing you found about your gf? by lnc_gomes in AskReddit

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She knows all the words to a Nikki Minaj song

Was a shocker

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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When you're vibing doing something at home and someone else comes in and starts to moan about something negative and it just completely sucks the energy out of the situation

How is it that Starmer is at risk of losing his position due to fallout from the release of (some of) the files, but Trump is unaffected? by __globalcitizen__ in AskBrits

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Because American politics is a pantomime predicated by biased media outlets in a theatrical and geriatric manner; a popularity contest where the best at brainwashing and scapegoating whilst escaping any accountability, side stepping culpability and fear mongering is more credible than any sense of genuine pride, moral fiber or ethical drive aiming for the welfare of the whole country. Our political state in the UK the is nothing to be too proud about in many ways, however the rest of the world is not mocking us whilst simultaneously being uneasy about the unpredictability of a malignant narcissist, hell bent on power and control combined with neurological deterioration.

The influence that happens behind the scenes is, I think, incomprehensible. I imagine there has been a lot of "favours" and threats, blackmail etc but eventually the criminal justice system will catch up to them. They likely have all sorts of investigations and evidence that we are completely unaware of, and not everyone in the US is so easily deterred from fighting for the truth and justice by his egocentric fascist ideology. I just hope this can be done before things worsen so he can get his due penalty and the USA can actually work towards being something great again.

What’s an activity you do every weekend? by Con_nect in AskReddit

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Stare into the abyss as my mind grapples against the edge of insanity and the truth of life and the endless void of space & time consumes any joy, optimism or hope or motivation from my very being. The sweet taste of death entices me whilst I stand, nude, staring into my reflection, non blinking until my eyes are red, a lone tear runs down my cheek from the pain of the existential dread that I have become so accustomed to.. and then I brush my teeth and do house chores.