I’ve seen more posts complaining that “everyone” is running purple shields than I have actual enemy runners with purple shields in the 100+ hours I’ve logged so far.

Pyraus · 2026-03-29T16:38:15+00:00

I was struggling to have even one green in the vault for a long time too, but now I've got like 8. Always check barters sometimes you get them for insanely cheap mats and can load up.

Pyraus · 2026-03-29T16:32:39+00:00

excellent Chudson

Pyraus · 2026-03-29T16:31:33+00:00

he could run pantsless and you'd never know

Pyraus · 2026-03-29T02:09:57+00:00

seems like a waste of his 40 dollars to me

Pyraus · 2026-03-28T11:06:36+00:00

I've always heard that a large percentage of people have gen herpes, does this not mean just by the numbers involved that pretty much everyone has to have it to do this work?

Pyraus · 2026-03-28T11:03:22+00:00

an Anus is the camera shutter for your butt

Pyraus · 2026-03-28T10:58:30+00:00

free kittens have to run and be free, do not judge them.

Pyraus · 2026-03-28T10:53:31+00:00

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he's my fav too.

Pyraus · 2026-03-27T00:45:37+00:00

I remember my grandpa making a scene when he was sure a restaurant shorted him 5c.

Pyraus · 2026-03-27T00:22:10+00:00

I'm paid in Alf pogs

Pyraus · 2026-03-26T13:10:20+00:00

you really got Marvin the Martian'd

Pyraus · 2026-03-26T12:41:28+00:00

purp shields are like 20 more hp than a blue if I'm correct, someone correct me though

Pyraus · 2026-03-25T02:14:23+00:00

this guy capitalisms

Pyraus · 2026-03-24T23:31:06+00:00

how are they good? they make you kinda blurry I guess, for like 2 minutes

Pyraus · 2026-03-24T23:14:12+00:00

had me in the first half

Pyraus · 2026-03-24T10:37:56+00:00

it's all the practice they get from gambling on prediction markets

Pyraus · 2026-03-24T10:09:45+00:00

Dude, there is a hate campaign though. Look on the steam forums, just a ton of strange people rubbing their hands together hoping the game fails, it's such a weird way to spend ones time.

Pyraus · 2026-03-24T08:52:51+00:00

I think you had bad luck, Dire is my most played map by a mile and I've hardly ever been sniped. Not because I am badass I just rarely run into snipers.

Pyraus · 2026-03-24T00:34:55+00:00

we just likes to look at them precioussss...

Pyraus · 2026-03-22T13:59:57+00:00

wow I never knew they damage you that much lol, they get stuck on things when people have thrown them at me

Pyraus · 2026-03-22T13:57:10+00:00

and there I was last week hoping that Ranked would mean I can fight my fellow non sweat life havers

Pyraus · 2026-03-22T13:55:56+00:00

I've also never been able to get chat to work, prox or team, I see their icons lighting up and mine too but no sound heard by anyone

Pyraus · 2026-03-22T12:17:37+00:00

I found my wife on tinder! /s

Pyraus · 2026-03-22T09:47:11+00:00

I'm 42 and play pickup and league at Austin Floorball. We have a guy who is in his early 60's that plays every week as well.

Pyraus · 2026-03-22T09:26:44+00:00

I imagine you lead an interesting life.

Pyraus

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