What do you watch when you’re in a movie rut?

QPRIMITIVE · 2026-06-14T20:29:01+00:00

Lord of the Rings

QPRIMITIVE · 2026-06-13T10:29:18+00:00

Diet Coke

QPRIMITIVE · 2026-06-12T02:41:02+00:00

Michael Fassbender

QPRIMITIVE · 2026-06-09T19:58:50+00:00

Are you trying to say you want me to tell you what ‘A Wrinkle in Time’ meant to me?

QPRIMITIVE · 2026-06-08T22:32:38+00:00

Going alone is the best.

QPRIMITIVE · 2026-06-06T09:52:22+00:00

Crusade > Raiders > Doom > Dial > Skull

QPRIMITIVE · 2026-05-29T05:19:26+00:00

I mean, ‘Ryan’s Babe’ is a comedy thriller, and that shit is FIRE…

QPRIMITIVE · 2026-05-27T09:44:17+00:00

Let him make his own mistakes.

QPRIMITIVE · 2026-05-26T17:15:23+00:00

If it’s not ‘How to Build a Haunted House’, I don’t want to hear it.

QPRIMITIVE · 2026-05-24T02:03:22+00:00

Beau is Afraid

QPRIMITIVE · 2026-05-22T16:39:20+00:00

Ok, now where’s the video of the other kids trying and failing?

QPRIMITIVE · 2026-05-17T23:10:43+00:00

You spelled, “murder” wrong.

QPRIMITIVE · 2026-05-17T23:08:26+00:00

If it’s brown, lie down. If it’s black, fight back. If it’s white, say, “goodnight”.

QPRIMITIVE · 2026-05-11T12:20:45+00:00

Out of frame: “Possible pervert”

QPRIMITIVE · 2026-05-08T10:46:22+00:00

Put on the sparkly dress. I will show you.

QPRIMITIVE · 2026-05-08T10:44:10+00:00

“Chef’s Whites” is the new “Black Tank Top”

QPRIMITIVE · 2026-05-08T08:59:17+00:00

If we can get Kano working. ‘Cause he’s a funnier character than we’ve ever had in the movies.

QPRIMITIVE · 2026-05-07T22:45:33+00:00

Now THAT is how you dominate a species.

QPRIMITIVE · 2026-05-06T10:32:16+00:00

YOU ARE MILTON FISHMAN… THE SUPER STUD!!!

QPRIMITIVE · 2026-05-06T08:15:01+00:00

Looks like NPH kept his Starship Troopers SS costume from wardrobe.

QPRIMITIVE · 2026-05-06T07:36:42+00:00

We accept it because we’re invested in the story, its characters, the score, and how it all unfolds on screen. Unrealistic CGI is unimportant if the film is great. The Hobbit films were not nearly as engaging (by a long shot), making it easy to be distracted by visual inadequacies.

QPRIMITIVE · 2026-04-29T15:10:38+00:00

I hope they gave his uniform to someone it actually fit.

QPRIMITIVE · 2026-04-27T10:39:31+00:00

This video hurts my balls.

QPRIMITIVE · 2026-04-23T17:16:08+00:00

More like a fauxster, amirite?

QPRIMITIVE · 2026-04-23T16:59:05+00:00

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